Here it is! Chapter two! Wow you guys! Thank you so so much for your follows and favorites and reviews! I feel the love!

I'm really happy this story has been so well received so far. I never expected this! I'm working twice as hard now and really hope I can keep up to your expectations!

Anyway, major Blaine bashing in this chapter, and very small Rachel bashing. Just making a point to show Blaine's true colors. I'm not the biggest fan of Klaine especially after season 4, not gonna spoil for anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about.

Like I mentioned before, this whole thing is being written on my tablet so if there are mistakes or anything I'm so sorry!

Spoilers for season 2

"It just sucks that we never got to spend much time with him." Nick suddenly added, snapping Jeff out of his daydream and back into reality. "Yeah..." the blond agreed sadly.

"Why wouldn't you get to spend time with him? I thought you were friends." Sebastian questioned, genuinely curious now.

"Blaine." The two answered in unison.

At Sebastian's confused look Nick explained, "Everyone knew Kurt was head-over-heels for Blaine. But Blaine wouldn't give him the time of day-"

"Though he had no problem leading Kurt on." Jeff injected angerly.

"Right. Blaine strung the poor guy along. He treated Kurt like he was interested, taking him on little coffee date, sitting closer than what was necessary, and singing flirty duets with him. But then on Valentine's Day he sang a rather suggestive song to some guy that worked at the GAP."

"He even tricked us into singing it with him. We all thought the song was for Kurt until Blaine started following the GAP guy around the store. He even had Kurt singing backup." Jeff huffed, interrupting his boyfriend once again.

Sebastian made a face, he may not be the relationship type but even he wouldn't lead some poor guy on only to rub it in his face that he rather have someone else. Not to mention on Valentine's Day.

"Kurt actually ended up confessing his feelings for Blaine after that only for Blaine to turn him down saying something about how he wasn't good at romance and that he didn't want to ruin their friendship," Nick scoffed before continuing on with his frustrated rant on Blaine's mistakes and short comings,

"Then not long after that they went to a party at one of Kurt's former glee mate's houses and Blaine gets waisted before making out with a girl. That just so happened to also be Kurt's rival."

Sebastian gagged a little at that, he also felt annoyance bubbling up inside of him at how inconsiderate and stupid Blaine was.

It was Jeff that picked up this time, a furious expression on his normally smiling face.

"Then he starts questioning his sexuality. Now Kurt did admit that he made a mean comment about bisexuality that he confessed he didn't actually mean. He was hurt and heartbroken at the time so I don't count him responsible. But Blaine ends up telling Kurt that he was no better than the bully that drove him to transfer to Dalton. The bully who had threatened to KILL Kurt! That's just all kinds of messed up! Not only was that bad enough but the girl Blaine was dating told Kurt that no one cared about him and that she was getting a boyfriend out of it."

The blond boy had to stop and take a few deep breaths before he could go on. "And after all that blew over and they somehow managed to salvage their friendship Blaine decides he wants to add sex to the Warblers. The performance wasn't horrible but it was obvious Kurt was uncomfortable performing a number like that with us. I mean we've seen some of his old performances with the New Directions and he is very capable of being sexy, but his performance with us fell a little flat..."

"Even so, Blaine was stupid and insensitive enough to tell Kurt he wasn't sexy. Then he decides to try and teach him how to be sexy." Nick snorted, shaking his head, "Blaine wouldn't know sexy if it came up and punched him in the mouth."

The more information he received from the two other boys, the more Sebastian's desire for Blaine evaporated. He knew Nick and Jeff well enough to know they would never say something about someone if it wasn't true. They simply just weren't malicious like that. Nick was far too laid back and Jeff way too happy-go-lucky. They weren't the type of boys to spread rumors about people, so what they were saying had to be true. It was during his internal musing that he noticed Jeff was talking again.

"And only then, when Kurt was finally done chasing him and about to get over Blaine, did he decid he wanted Kurt romantically." The blond huffed, "After that Blaine started to make sure Kurt didn't spend time with anyone but him. The only reason we still got to was because Nicky was Kurtsie's roomie and I'm Nicky's boyfriend."

"That still didn't stop Blaine from warning me to stay away from Kurt." Nick added, clearly still upset about that.

Sebastian had to shake his head, this was not the Blaine Anderson he'd been hearing about since his first day at Dalton. Nick and Jeff seemed to pickup on this.

"Yeah, doesn't sound like the same person everyone raves about. But trust us, Blaine thrives on being the center of attention. He always gives his best performance when all eyes are on him." Jeff told him seriously.

"And when Kurt's attention started drifting elsewhere he made sure to seal the deal. As Kurt's boyfriend he'd be able to keep the attention on him. The only reason he transferred was because Kurt's attention was back on his friends." Nick sighed.

"That, and he knew with Wes gone the new council members would be able to add new stuff to our performances, effectively pushing him out of the spotlight. If he left before that happened it would be his choice to give up his stardom. People would think all of the changes were because there was no more Blaine, not because Blaine was old news and we needed something fresher than Katy Perry." Jeff pointed out causing Nick to nod, "Yeah, it's just an added bonus that he'd have Kurt beside him to feed his ego."

"Luckily Blaine has a family thing going on Tuesday and since it's 'just family' Kurt's going to come see us!" Jeff said, excitement back in his eyes and a huge grin on his face.

"Maybe we could talk him into dumping Captain Hairgel. Perhaps even persuade him into a three way relationship with us." Nick mused and Jeff's grin grew, "Then Kurtsie would be with someone who actually cared about him. Even if he doesn't agree to a three way. He deserves to be happy."

Nick and Jeff nodded together before getting up. "Well we're gonna head out. See you later Sebastian."

The tall brunette nodded his head in silent acknowledgement, his brain working to sort through all of the new information. He'd learned quite a few things and he's sure glad he did. It would have been horrible if he went chasing after someone like that. But this Kurt guy however... apparently he's sexy as hell, has a fantastic voice, and great personality to top it off. And if Nick and Jeff wanted a way to break up the couple, well then, he'd be more than happy to help.

And that was chapter two! I hope you guys liked it! Like I said, thank you guys so much for the favs, follows, and reviews! It means so much to me!

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