Here's a oneshot full of crack! I had an idea and well, this happened. It's pretty much crap. Go on, flame it, torch it, I don't care. It was a lame idea but I wanted to test it out. Aw well. Please review!
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How to Snowboard
It was a normal wintery day in Berk. The sun was peeking out of the clouds, shining on the tiny white particles, causing them to glisten.
This day, our charming Viking teenagers were found on top of a mountainous slope just outside of the village. It was bare from trees, save for one fallen towards the end of the dangerous slope. Hiccup had created a new invention. He called it a 'snowboard'. Saro never saw anything like it, how could you steer that thing without crashing into a large snow bank? Alas, that's how Saro ended up in the mixture.
Unfortunately, Astrid Hofferson was not present during Hiccup's test drive.
Saro watched as Hiccup situated himself on the board, on the somewhat flat surface which would serve as a launching pad. Hiccup was going through the basic physics of how this thing would work. Fishlegs listened as he normally would when something involved critical thinking. Ruffnut and Tuffnut only got bored and ended up pummeling each other into the snow, forcing each other to eat the snow, no matter how dirty. Snotlout was only flexing his muscles, trying to woo the former Celt. Saro only rolled her eyes, sighed in annoyance and irritation that Fishlegs' constant questions were causing delay. She gave a growl and her trademark grin started to appear.
"So you can steer it by leaning?" Fishlegs asked.
"Yup." Hiccup said. Saro strutted over. "Pretty cool, huh?"
"Yeah I'll say, so how does it-"
Fishlegs never finished his question. Saro huffed as she shoved Hiccup forward. He started screaming when he started to pick up speed as he raced down the snow. Saro smirked with delight while everyone started to huddle around her to see if Hiccup would crash or…yeah…just crash.
Hiccup tried to get control of the board, he placed his feet, well more like foot and metal, onto the flat surface as he regained his balance. He leaned slightly having it bank a little to the right, then he leaned back, having it turn a little left.
Once he achieved getting control, he looked over his shoulder and saw his friends cheering him on. Arms hoisted in the air, waving with much silliness, laughter and shouting echoed in the barren area. Hiccup laughed in triumph and glee. He tore through snow banks, having the board move up them and having him gliding through the air as he landed on the snow without stumble. He continued to skid down the hill when he finally saw a fat tree trunk in the way. Smirking with great confidence, he positioned himself at the nature-made ramp leading up to the start of the trunk, I hope you get the idea because I can't explain it further.
Hiccup got onto the trunk, the board making audible scraping sounds. The sounds echoed in the hallow trunk as Hiccup rode down it. He twisted and turned and right when he got off and landed, he only gasped. His triumphant glamour had ended when he caught the sight of Astrid walking passed the snowboarding…lane I guess you can call it, holding onto her dragon's reins. The dragon saw the incoming danger and rocketed in the air, carrying poor Astrid with her! Astrid screamed in both shock and fear as her grip slipped from the leather. She started to fall but right when that happened, she landed into a pair of arms, her heart thumping against her chest as she almost faced a near-death experience. Hiccup was shocked, staring at her and her staring at him with wide eyes. Astrid shook her head and started to scream again.
"Hiccup!" she screamed, pointing to the incoming danger. Hiccup looked up and….Crash!
They collided into a snow bank. Astrid landed on her back and Hiccup was flat on his stomach. Astrid clutched her spinning head and looked down, finding the Viking boy groaning as he started to sit up properly.
Upwards, you could hear a loud army of laughter.
Hiccup glared at the source of the sound which was rather loud as it echoed in the empty mountain valley.
Saro pointed her finger at the scene. The other Vikings were starting to laugh and grin foolishly at the charming scene. Hiccup growled as he stood up, helping Astrid up as well.
"What…was that…about?" Astrid asked, recollecting herself, starting to get over the thrill of the ride. She brushed off the snow. She glared at the blacksmith who tried to pull the board of the snow bank.
"Saro...pushed me."
"And why did she push you? Where you scared?"
"No, I was talking to Fishlegs and she must've gotten impatient….She needs to learn how to be patient."
He continued to glare at the said-impatient being before grumbling to himself, yanking the board out of the snow and the snow fell and pinned the boy down. He looked back up the mountain slope, aggravated. Saro was so dead.
The end.
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