November 29th 2014
Oslo, Norway
11:11 A.M Norwagein Time
(Hans' POV)
"It has to around here somewhere," I said, "Ah here it is." "What do you want," a gruff voice said. "I have an appointment with your boss," I replied. "A little window opened and the voice said, "What's the Password." "I didn't get a password," I said. "Then get out of here!" the voice said slamming the window on the door. "There is more the one way to get in a building," I said as I heard a very familiar voice. "Kowalski you're reading the map upside down!" Skipper said, "We're not even in the right city!"
"Skipper we're in the right city," Kowalski said. "That map says Stockholme we're in the middle of Norway!" "Don't be ridiculous," Kowalski said, "We're in Sweden." "So why does that sign say welcome to Norway!" "I must I miscalculated something," Kowalski said before the Penguins teleported away. "I deal with them later," I said, "Now how to get in…" "Hans," another voice," I was wondering when you show up." "You guard stopped me at the door," I replied. "I would prefer to meet in Iceland but it is puffin season," he replied. "I didn't really get your name," I said. "It's just The Puffin," he said, "now I have just what you need to defeat your penguin foes."
The Puffin leads me inside to a vast weapon filled room, "Welcome to The Puffin Inn. Now I read up on your Dinosaur Invasion of New York…I now have a way to bring back Dinosaurs without a big bulky machine." "I have move beyond that," I said, "Now about that weapon I ordered." "Are you sure about this," he replied. I held out my flippers waiting for my new weapon, "Very well…follow me you won't be disappointed." "Behold Air Puffin," The Pufffin announced, "built to your specifications with a few extra suprises. It's designed to outperform the Penguins Super-Plane on all fronts with machine guns mounted on the bottom of the cockpit. It has the fastest engines available in modern plane design and a warp drive that can beat the penguins'. If you need more firepower these doors on the craft's underside will open and your own personally attack drone will deploy armed with two lasers and some missiles."
"Very empressive but the Penguins have a forcefield what your answer to that." "It is equipped with a force field savaged from a Dalek ship." "What if I want to disengage their's?" "With this," he replied as a strange gun appears from the top of the plane, "one blast will tear apart any force field or protective measures. Your plane's weapons should then be able to knocked them out of the sky faster they then can deploy there Banana gun." "Anything else I should be aware of," I said. "I took the liberty of equipping it with rader blocking, all terrin landing gear, all the storage you will ever need, hover mode, and invisibility." "What if I need a quick takeoff," I said. "The wings can become vertical allowing for a quick helicopter-style takeoff." "The Penguins won't stand a chance," I said, "who else seen this." "Just me and my crew," The Puffin said, "trust me neither the Humans or the ISPA know of Air Puffin's existence." "Refueling?" I asked. "Can hook up to any mid-air refueling station, has two reserve tanks plus solar panels on the roof," he replied. "Autopilot?" "What fool doesn't put autopilot on a plane," he replied. "Good point," I replied. "Now how about a detail explaination of the entire arsenal aside from the two guns I showed you." "One glance at the controls and I'll know," I replied.
(End of Chapter Two)
