Kung Fu Panda: Harassing The Tiger

By Mitchicus

Part II

A/N: Here it is! One thing you need to know about me is that I update fast. I proudly give you the second chapter of this story, and I am pleased to announce that there will even be a third chapter! I don't want to spoil too much, but it will be Po and Mitch's toughest challenge yet. And now for the chapter!

Po helped his friend down the steps.

"These stairs were a bitch getting up them." Mitch said as he limped down them.

"Yeah, I hear you buddy." Po said laughing.

The panda took the tiger into the barracks and brought him into Mitch's room. He set him on the edge of his bed and looked over at his bleeding wounds.

"She really did rape you." Po said laughing.

Mitch gave a light smile and nodded. "Can you get me that needle and thread out of my cabinet?"

Po nodded and went to his cabinet, pulling out a long thread and needle. Mitch thanked his friend and set it next to him.

"Can you get me a cast too?"

"Sure thing." Po said, and got him the materials as well.

Mitch pulled up the right leg of his pants and looked at his broken leg. He sighed and began bandaging it, and finished by putting a cast on it. He pulled the pants leg over the cast, concealing it.

"Well, that leaves it unnoticeable." Mitch said.

Po nodded and looked in the corner of Mitch's room, seeing a bamboo bow-staff.

"Can I use that?" Po asked, pointing to the staff.

Mitch nodded and picked up the needle, tying it to the thread and beginning to stitch up his open wounds. Po grinned and went over to the staff, picking it up and moving to the corner of the room in front of Mitch's bed. He spun the staff around and tossed it to his other hand behind his back.

"I can feel the awesomeness flow through me!" Po said, continuing to spin and practice with the bow-staff.

Mitch nodded and finished stitching up a wound. He then moved onto another wound on his right arm as Po began tossing it into the air, rolling on the ground, and then catching it.

"Man, I'm really good with this thing!" Po said and Mitch chuckled, finishing his latest wound.

The tiger then began suturing a long gash from Tigress' claws on his chest, grunting as he did so. Po began inching closer to Mitch, and accidently hit Mitch's arm as he stitched up his wound. This shoved Mitch's arm high into the air, pulling the needle with the thread attached with it. The thread that was dug into Mitch's skin was pulled out with the sudden pull, carrying a hunk of flesh with it.

Mitch roared in pain and clasped his chest and Po's eyes widened.

"Son of a bitch!" Mitch yelled as blood began to flow down his chest from the wound.

"Holy shit Mitch, I'm so sorry!" Po said, dropping the staff.

Mitch removed his paw and looked at the blood on it, panting. "It's alright Po, I just think that will be the last time you use my bow-staff."

Po nodded. "That's fair."

Mitch growled to himself and looked at the torn flesh on his chest. Because of the pull, the wound had been lengthened and widened in size and was gushing out blood.

"Damn it, the fur was going to grow over the scar. Now that the wound is so big, it will be completely noticeable." Mitch said sighing.

"I'm really sorry about that." Po said.

Mitch nodded. "It's ok. You didn't mean to do it."

Suddenly, Tigress walked in the room. Both of the two's eyes looked up and focused on the feline.

"Ah, so you did make it Mitch." Tigress said to the White Tiger, and turned to Po. "What did I tell you Po? He can take care of himself."

She then grinned and left the room, her footsteps echoing down the hall as she left.

Mitch sighed. "She's still angry."

Po nodded. "Yeah, she can stay angry for days…and even years."

"That's a relief." Mitch said sarcastically.

"You should really get on her soft side." Po said.

Mitch turned to him. "And how do you get that?"

"Be nice to her even when she beats you up all the time. That's how I got it, and you're on the right path." The panda said.

Mitch nodded, and began to stitch the wound back up again. "That's good."

The tiger finished stitching up all of his wounds, and stood up with some difficulty.

"Do you need a crutch?" Po asked.

"If I can still walk, even if it brings me great pain," Mitch said, limping a step forward, "then I'll walk without a crutch."

Mitch limped as Po walked and they both reached the kitchen for dinner. While they were eating, Mitch got an idea.

"Hey Po?" Mitch asked.

Po looked up at him. "Yeah?"

"I think that I'm going to try and ask her out again…but this time, not for a dare." Mitch said.

Po was puzzled. "Why do you want to ask her out, knowing that you could get beat up again?"

"I see it as an apology for our…accident…and for me to make things right with her. You know, since I hit her with the pressure point and everything." Mitch said truthfully.

Po nodded and then grinned. "Is it that, or the fact that you have a crush on her?"

Mitch's face reddened and he growled. "I do not have a crush on Tigress."

Po's grin widened. "Liar! I've seen you all the time staring at her ass, Mitch!"

Mitch let out a louder growl. "You do the same thing, Po. I've seen you."

"At least I don't stare at her as often, and drool!" Po exclaimed.

Mitch bared his fangs. "That's a little too much, Po. Alright, I do have a crush on her, you happy? Don't we all?"

Po laughed. "Yeah, you're right there."

"I guess that could be another reason why I want to try it again, but I really want to make it up with her!" Mitch said.

Suddenly, they heard booming footsteps down the hall. Mitch's eyes widened and he slammed his head on the table, ready to be beaten like he was before.

Tigress walked in and eyed the two. "Hello Po; hello Mitch." The two nodded, and she squinted her eyes. "What were you two talking about?"

"Guy things. You'd probably find it gross." Mitch lied, pulling his head up.

Tigress seemed ready to roar and rip the two apart, and the two friends held their breaths.

"Ok, it just better not be about another prank." Tigress said, not knowing their conversation.

Both of the friends exhaled.

"No, we promised never to do that again, remember?" Mitch asked.

Tigress nodded. "I remember. Mitch, meet me in the Training Hall for sparring, since you said that you would spar twice in a row." She said and left the room, leaving the two speechless.

"Oh shit man. You're going to get raped again." Po said.

Mitch sighed and leaned back in his chair. "She wouldn't care if I had my legs cut off. She'd still make me spar even then."

"Yeah," Po said. "I'll help you get there."

They finished their food and Po escorted Mitch to the Training Hall, where Tigress waited. Mitch limped up to her and bowed. She smirked and bowed as well, and then went into a stance.

Mitch balanced on his unbroken leg and moved his paws into fists, the only position to face her with his disadvantage. Tigress kicked Mitch's knee back awkwardly, making him lose his only support and tumble to the ground. He slowly pulled himself up and went back into the stance, facing Tigress. She charged at him and he rolled to the right, getting back up and going back into the stance.

Tigress smiled. "It is impressive that you can still move, even with a broken leg." She complimented.

Mitch nodded and she swung her fist at him, the tiger grabbing her paw and holding it. She then kicked him in the chest, making him roll to the ground. The tiger's stitches came out and his wounds were reopened, blood beginning to pour out of them again.

"Come on Mitch, don't quit now." Tigress said, going into a stance again.

Mitch picked himself up and looked at her. "I never quit, even if I know that defeat is inevitable in battle."

Tigress smiled. "I admire your courage."

Mitch swung at her with his fist but she grabbed his arm. She grappled him to the ground, making him land on his back. She then retracted her claws on her other paw and held them in front of Mitch's throat, the tiger not flinching as she did so.

"If this was a real battle, you would be dead." Tigress said, helping up the tiger. "But lucky for you, it's not."

Mitch nodded and put pressure on a wound. "Could I talk to you alone for a second, Tigress?"

She nodded, and Po smiled before leaving the hall, but listened in on them from the crack of the doors.

"What do you want to talk to me about, Mitch?" She asked.

Mitch looked down and scraped the claws on his foot against the wood below him nervously. "Well, I was going to ask you this before I accidently fell on you, but here it goes."

Tigress nodded, crossing her arms. "I'm listening."

Mitch looked up at her. "Would you like to go out with me?"

Tigress kept an emotionless face, and Mitch expected to be attacked again at any minute.

"Sure," Tigress said.

Mitch's eyes widened. "What?"

"Sure, I'll go out with you." Tigress said, making a light smile.

"Really? No beating me up or anything?" Mitch asked.

"Unless you'd like me to." The feline said.

"No, no, I'm good." Mitch said.

"Alright, when is it?" Tigress asked, uncrossing her arms.

"Tomorrow. Dinner's at seven." Mitch said.

Tigress' smile widened. "I'll be ready. Be sure to clean up though."

She then patted him on the shoulder and went to the doors of the Training Hall. She opened the door and Po, who was leaning on the door, fell into the room.

Tigress laughed. "Hey Po." She said, and then left the hall, acting as if she did not notice Po spying on them.

The panda got up and rushed over to Mitch, patting him on the head.

"Holy shit dude! I thought you were a goner! Or are you a ghost?" Po asked.

Mitch laughed. "No, I'm perfectly alive."

"Well congrats dude! Where are you going to take her?"

Mitch slapped himself in the face with his paw. "Shit, I didn't think about where I would take her!"

"Oh no dude, she'll rip your tail off if you mess up this date!" Po said.

Mitch shook his head as he rubbed his face with his paw. "She will kill me if I don't think of something soon. I'll just have to figure it out tonight."

Po nodded. "And fast."

The two walked back to the barracks, and the two went to their rooms. Mitch then went to the bathhouse to wash up and then returned to his room and re-stitched his wounds and after actually getting an idea, fell fast asleep.


Mitch awoke and went to the kitchen for breakfast. Po was already there, and Tigress had already finished hers and left for training.

"I know where to take her, but the problem is getting supplies and food, that sort of thing." Mitch said, sitting at the table.

"Where are you taking her?"

"Wu Dan Mountain." Mitch replied. "It's a full moon tonight, so it should be romantic I guess."

"Sounds good, but who will provide the food and supplies?" Po asked.

"Po, I know that you're a good cook, so…could you make dinner for us?" Mitch asked.

Po's eyes beamed. "Yeah, of course! I'd love to!"

"Thanks Po." Mitch said smiling. "Can you help with preparing and everything as well?"

Po grinned. "This is Po's Guide to Love, and I'll give you everything you need for an awesome date."

Mitch laughed. "Alright, now what should we do for food?"

"I recommend dumplings, fried rice, shrimp, and noodles." Po said.

Mitch stood up and paced the floor, thinking of how to prepare the dinner. "What about tofu? It's Tigress' favorite."

"Yeah, I totally forgot! Tofu as well." Po said, now writing down all the foods and supplies on a scroll.

"We need big two big chairs and a large table." Mitch said, continuing to pace.

Po nodded and wrote the items down as well. "Shifu has supplies like those in the storage room."

Mitch nodded. "We need red table cloths. They have to be red, since red is Tigress' favorite color. We need candles, plenty of plates and pans for the foods, chopsticks, and a matt to go under the table and chairs. Anything else?"

"I recommend fortune cookies for dessert." Po said grinning.

Mitch laughed. "Yeah, add those."

The list was completed and the two began bringing the supplies all the way up to the mountain. It soon was six in the evening and they began making the foods. The date time drew nearer, and they finished the foods, bringing them to the mountain as well.

Mitch's wounds had begun to heal and he had actually been able to gain speed when he limped with his cast, and went to the bathhouse. Steam was coming out of it, signaling to him that Tigress was inside. He gulped down his nervousness and walked inside, waiting outside of the bath for Tigress to finish. He heard the water stop and the door opened, more steam coming out of it. Tigress stood in the doorway with a towel covering her body, her fur wet from the water.

Mitch's jaw dropped at the sight and he stood there for several moments before he blinked and closed his mouth with his paw.

Tigress grinned. "You like me wet, do you?"

Mitch's face reddened and he looked down, letting her laugh to herself and pass by him. After she had left, he went into the bath and cleaned himself off, readying for the date. He finished and wrapped a towel around his waist, carrying his dirty clothes with him back to his room. He changed into a clean pair of black pants and even put on a black with a silver secondary sleeveless vest. The vest was very similar to Tigress' vest, but it was much more masculine than her vest.

He stitched the shirt on and looked in the mirror. His fur was clean from the blood and his stitches had been covered with bandages to conceal them. His red scar over his eye was still in place, and he felt presentable to the feline. Mitch put on a tad of cologne to make himself more appealing to her, and stepped out of his room. He walked over to Tigress' room and knocked on the door, making sure not to lean on it because of last time's incident.

"Tigress, are you-"

The door opened and the beautiful Tigress showed herself to the White Tiger. She was wearing a bright red vest and pants for the occasion, and even had some red lipstick on her.

Mitch's eyes widened and he froze like stone, not moving an inch until Tigress smiled, making him flinch.

"Enjoying the view?" Tigress asked.

"Every part of it." Mitch said quickly.

"What do you think?" Tigress said, pointing to herself.

"You are the sexiest girl I have ever seen." Mitch said and Tigress stomped on his tail, making him yelp and draw back.

Tigress smiled. "Now, try that again."

Mitch cleared his throat. "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen."

"There, that's much more appropriate." Tigress said. "Thank you for the compliment; care to escort me to our destination?"

Mitch nodded quickly, and held out his right arm. Tigress' smile widened and she took his arm, the two beginning to walk out of the barracks.

Tigress could feel her date shaking violently. "Mitch, are you that nervous?"

"Yes," He said quickly, picking up his limping step.

"You shouldn't be this nervous." Tigress said, eying him as they walked.

"I don't want to screw up and have another broken bone because of it…or lose my chances with you." Mitch said.

Tigress smiled again. "Thank you Mitch, but you shouldn't be this nervous."

"Then I'll stop the shaking." Mitch said, and immediately stopped shaking in fear.

The key to getting Tigress to like him, Mitch knew, was to do as she told or asked, don't annoy her, and agree with her always.

"Thanks, Mitch." Tigress said, and she looked up at Wu Dan Mountain as they approached it. "What's up there?"

"Wait and see." Mitch said smiling.

"I hate waiting." Tigress grumbled.

"It will be worth it." Mitch assured her.

Tigress nodded and they went up the mountain, eventually reaching the top. The crickets chirped and the only light for them was the full moon, which hung over the Valley of Peace. Tigress turned and gasped when she saw the setup. Everything was in place, and the candles lit the area with their light.

"Mitch…this is great." Tigress said, the two walking towards it.

Mitch exhaled, glad that she was pleased. "I'm glad you like it." He said.

Mitch reached the table and pulled back a chair, and Tigress walked to the table. He pushed it in and she sat down, looking over at the foods. Everything on the list was there, and Mitch sat down across from her at the table.

"Wow Mitch, I didn't expect you to go all out." Tigress said, picking up her chopsticks.

"I wanted to make sure that I pleased you." Mitch said.

Tigress looked around at the table and then back at the moon. "This is very romantic, Mitch. Nice choice."

"Thank you." Mitch said, and passed her a plate of tofu. "Have some tofu; I made sure that I got that for you tonight, since it's your favorite food."

Tigress' amber eyes beamed. "Wow, thanks Mitch!"

She took the plate and took a bite. As soon as the food entered her mouth, her eyes widened and her tail flicked in joy.

"Who made this tofu?"

"Po did." Mitch said. "He helped me with all of the food."

"Well, Po is an excellent cook, especially when it comes to tofu." Tigress said, taking another bite.

Meanwhile, Po watched them behind a tree while covered in the darkness. After hearing the compliment to his food, he grinned and made a silent fist pump to himself.

"So, where did you come from exactly?" Tigress asked.

"Northern mountains," Mitch replied. "I was born and raised there, became a warrior, and fought there for some time."

"Tell me," Tigress began, crossing her paws on the table, "who gave you the scar over your eye?"

Mitch felt the scar and sighed. "My brother,"

Tigress raised an eyebrow. "Rough family?"

"No. My parents died from bandits, and he became a bandit himself. After a long battle, my brother wounded me and gave me this scar." Mitch pointed to the scar. "I had to do what had to be done and…I killed him."

Tigress' ears flattened against her head. "Mitch…I'm so sorry."

Mitch nodded. "Thank you. Though it pains me to say this…I did the right thing by killing him. He was too dangerous to be left alive and so…I had to kill him."

Tigress nodded. "I understand."

Mitch gave a light smile. "Well, I guess that means we share another thing in common; we both lost our families."

Tigress nodded again.

"We both share a goal for perfection in Kung Fu, we both like to train in the rain, we both get annoyed by Po…though I'm a little more tolerable towards the panda."

Tigress made a playful growl. "Hey, watch it there Mitch."

The tiger laughed. "What else?"

"We both hate Mantis' jokes."

Mitch laughed. "Yeah, definitely."

Tigress frowned. "Mitch, may I ask why you asked me out after what I did to you?"

Mitch sighed. "I wanted to show that I had no hard feelings against you, and wanted to apologize for the nerve attack again and the accident as well. Can you forgive me for all of that?"

Tigress smiled and nodded. "I forgive you. Anything else?"

Mitch's face reddened. "Honestly, I've had a crush on you ever since I got to the Jade Palace."

Tigress laughed. "Is that why you stare at my ass when I train?"

Mitch's face reddened even more. "Oh…you know about that?"

Po put a paw over his mouth to silence his laughter and Tigress nodded.

"Yeah, it's pretty noticeable." Tigress said.

"How come you've never beat me up because of it or asked me to stop?" Mitch asked.

"If you're attracted to me like that, then it actually gives me an advantage when you're sparring against me, like you won't go as hard on me as you would if you didn't have a crush. Besides, if I needed saving from someone during a real battle, you would be much more brave and courageous to save me then you would otherwise." Tigress said.

Mitch shook his head in disbelief. "Whoa, you turn everything in life into a winning strategy for you."

Tigress laughed again. "Thank you."

Mitch nodded. "What did you think of me when you first saw me?"

Tigress pursed her lips. "I thought that you were an excellent fighter, but a bit arrogant and prideful. And I thought you were…a little cute."

She gave an embarrassed smile and he nodded.

"What about me?" Tigress asked.

"I thought that you were the greatest Kung Fu warrior I had ever seen, and also the most beautiful girl I had ever seen." Mitch said, not afraid to dump out his emotions at this rate.

Tigress blushed. "Thank you."

Mitch nodded, and sniffed the air. "What's that smell?"

Tigress laughed. "It's my perfume. You like it? I hope it's arousing to you."

Mitch covered his paw with his face in embarrassment and rubbed down, Tigress laughing while he did so.

"Are you trying to make me drool in front of you, because it's working so far!"

Tigress laughed again. "You always drool, I don't have to try."

"This is too good." Po said, chuckling in the distance.

The two began eating again and went through the meal, finishing them all ravenously. They moved to dessert, and Tigress cracked open a cookie, reading the fortune.

"You are very talented." Tigress read.

"In bed." Mitch added and he burst out in laughter.

Tigress grinned and kicked him in the shin, making him stop.

"What? That's my sense of humor!" Mitch said.

"You are obscene." Tigress said laughing. "Now, you read one."

Mitch picked up a fortune cookie and cracked it open, beginning to read the fortune. "Good things await you with the person you sit with."

The two blushed and Mitch threw the fortune onto the table.

"Are you serious? These are the dirtiest fortunes I have ever read!" Mitch exclaimed.

Tigress laughed and ate the fortune cookie on her table. "I think that's enough fortunes."

Mitch nodded, and stood up when Tigress indicated that she was ready to leave. He went behind her chair and pulled it back, allowing her to get up.

"Well, thanks for coming." Mitch said smiling.

"Thank you for everything, Mitch." Tigress said and wrapped her paws around Mitch's neck.

She leaned forward and gave him a kiss on the lips, his eyes widening as she did so. She broke the kiss and grinned at his expression, and then let go of his neck.

"You like that?"

"Every second." Mitch replied, his entire body like stone again.

Tigress snapped her fingers in front of his face, breaking his stance.

"Alright, let's go back." Tigress said and Mitch escorted her back to the barracks.

Po was grinning ear to ear. He took what he could carry with him down the mountain, and went towards the barracks.

"I hope they don't get physical." Po said, laughing to himself.

He set down what he carried in the kitchen and went into Mitch's room, finding the tiger grinning from ear to ear.

"You have fun?" Po asked.

"I enjoyed every second." Mitch said.

"I have to say that I'm glad you too didn't get rough."

Mitch shook his head and laughed.

"Well, it looks like she really likes you!" Po said.

Mitch laughed. "Maybe, but it's not much of a competition for her without you in the race, my friend."

Po grinned. "Yeah, maybe I'll join in! All of your chances of being with her will be gone with my panda charms captivating her!"

The two burst out in laughter, echoing throughout the barracks.

A/N: And there is Chapter 2! I hope you all liked it, and I hope you all found it just if not more funny than the first! Next chapter is going to be wild. It involves Tigress and wine; what can go wrong? Please leave your thoughts in the comments/ reviews! Thank you all for leaving your thoughts so far! Please review, share, comment, and please, no flames!