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chapter 1: the team 7 curse
"Team 7," Naruto sighed, looking at the team photo he always carried with him, and following Tsunade towards his new training spot. As he walked after his new mentor he mused that it was only last month he was struggling to find someone to teach him even the basics and know he was going to become apprentice to the legendary slug princess.
"Kid why are grinning like fox, don't you realise your tort- i mean training is about to begin." Tsunade hoped the little gaki didn't hear the slip up. Even though she didn't show it she had to admire the kid from having no chakra control to jonin level was unheard of in the history of Konoha another thing she was wary of was that the little shit seemed to fall victim to the curse of team 7 so to speak the forgotten student.
As they neared the Senju training centre Naruto couldn't help but think about what happened at the hospital with Sakura and Sasuke.
Flashback no jutsu
"WH-what do you mean your dobe Sasuke-kun? You love me and your going to propose to me right?" the look on Sakura's face would have been comical if not for the glazed over almost crazy look in her eyes. It was just then that Naruto decided it time to see how Sasuke was doing as he entered the room the tension mounted even higher.
"Oi dobe what's this I've been hearing about you and a Hyuuga sleeping together." The remark was biting and meant to hurt his feelings but he couldn't help but wonder if his mind suffered more under the genjutsu then expected.
"Teme Neji and i are dating anyway i don't see what it has to do with you, the last thing i need is some stupid fanboy following me around trying to watch me get naked." At the end of his little tantrum Naruto was quite pleased with himself for using the right grammar after Iruka-sensei nearly beat it into his skull.
"Shut up you demon tramp it's obvious you've been feeding poor Sasuke-kun aphrodisiac like you did to prank teachers with erasers. Know why don't you tell me where the antidote is so i can cure my fiancé and bare the new Uchiha and bring back the sharingan from the brink of extinction. I mean i'm the one who's being trained by a legendary sennin." The only thing going through Narutos mind was whether or not any sudden movements would cause her to attack. Though both of them could not see the dark look on sasuke's face they both knew she said the wrong thing.
"Sakura fight me." The words were said without emotion and his hand was gripping the sheet.
"Sasuke-kun i don't think you should try right now but as soon as you discharged we can spare and you can be as rough as you like." Trying to put some extra purr in her voice, Naruto watched as sasuke's hand disappeared under the blanket and saw the muscles in his forearm tense.
"Saku-"unsurprisingly he was interrupted by the now clearly rabid fangirl.
"Shut up Naruto no baka you don't know what my Sasuke-kun needs nor are you able to mak-"the whistle through the air was the only sound as Sasuke swung the blade towards Sakura. Blood splattered over the white bed sheets.
End flashback no jutsu
"Hey gaki what you day dreaming about were about to start your training." Naruto was surprised to see that they were suddenly there.
"Oh i was just wondering why Ino and Hinata aren't here i mean we are going through the program together."
Shaking his head to try to clear his mind of his mentally disturbed team.
"See it didn't take that long kid," Tsunade said, then taking a kunai drawing it across her hand then placing it against the seal the gate opened.
"We weren't even waiting long. Come along kid this places is a legend maker." Looking at the compound Naruto saw the Senju clan symbol.
"Cool," Naruto stated.
"Yes," Tsunade said, "it is. Now come on. Let's get set up in one of the little houses first. We'll only be 'camping' in the main house, or everything there will slowly soak up the ability to impede time, and well, that would just be bad. After that, we'll begin your training. We should enter the main house at exactly midnight tonight, to expend our time perfectly."
"Great!" Naruto cheered trying to be excited "Let's get started!" Naruto made for the big house.
"Ah, ah, little house first, kid," Tsunade said, grabbing the back of his new cloths and directing him to the smaller house. It wouldn't take them a while to unpack and get everything set up.
The job that would have taken five hours was completed in only one thanks to Naruto's Shadow Clones which he had perfected during the chunin exams, Tsunade been astonished when he made a few hundred to help them out, without breaking a sweat. Tsunade got over it quickly and began to make plans on how Naruto could use the clones efficiently for his training.. And now they were done. Before either woman could warn him, Naruto dispelled all the clones at once. To their surprise, he didn't look like he was exhausted and didn't have any adverse effects.
"Damn. A shitload of chakra and a shitload of stamina. Alright kid," Tsunade said to the only Naruto left,
"Time to show us what Kakashi taught you. This should take a while."
"Not really oba-chan," Naruto said. Tsunade was surprised at the nickname, but let it slide in the face of the 'Not really' that he had said.
"What do you mean by that, gaki? Kakashi's a ninjutsu expert he taught the Uchiha kid his prized and his only original jutsu the Raikiri he must have taught you something."
"Tree walking," Naruto said.
"Tree walking?" Tsunade asked. Surely that couldn't be it.
"Yep."
"Gaki you have jonin level chakra control someone must have taught you?"
"Some of my friends gave me some scrolls but aside from that nothing." Tsunade couldn't believe it. Naruto appeared to be truly screwed when it came to his sensei's the kid was blessed that he wasn't Jaraiya.
Jaraiya's personal house
Jaraiya was enjoying the massarge that his newest student was giving him at first he wasn't to sure about taking on a girl student but all his fears were laid to rest when she offered her virginity, he leaned in to kiss his student when he accidently sneezed in her face.
"ahchoo. Sorry someone must be talking about me."
Back with Tsunade and naruto
"That's the only thing he's taught you? Hasn't he helped you out anymore than that?"
"Well, he keeps telling me that he need to help Sasuke prepare because he was fighting Gara," Naruto said, frowning. He knew that he wasn't taught as much as Sasuke and Sakura, but Tsunade seemed to be getting angry when it had always been like this.
"And what type of chakra control exercises have you taught yourself?" Tsunade said, gritting her teeth. Tsunade hadn't been this angry in years, not since she had been forced to carry the title legendary sennin, while Orochimaru and Jaraiya thought the title fitting she realized what it really was. A warning to all Konoha forces that he had beaten the best they had to offer.
"Water walking, kunai balancing, senbon balancing and grass balancing" Naruto listed off. Tsunade nodded and Naruto continued, "i haven't hared of the grass balancing one how does it work."
"well when you go from kunai to senbon balancing you have to adjust your chakra because of the size but when you use grass you have to adjust for weight, size and outside elements." Tsunade couldn't help but feel lucky she got the good student to pass her knowledge on to and do it justice.
"Did anyone train you for the chunin exams?"
"No" Naruto said. Tsunade let out a sound that could have been a half-growl/half-hiss. Naruto and gulped and backed away from the angry form of Tsunade.
"HATAKE I'M GONNA CASTRATE YOU WITH A RUSTY SPOON" Tsunade yelled.
Tsunade was torn between the urge to suspending Kakashi's ninja licence and starting her apprentices training(she knew once she started on Kakashi she wasn't going to stop for a while). She restrained herself, mentally vowing to get even with Kakashi later. After using a quick summoning jutsu to bring a note to Shizune she turned back to Naruto.
"Alright kid, come here," Tsunade said. Naruto walked over to her and Shizune went inside. "I want you to mould your chakra." Naruto nodded, and complied quickly, still slightly scared of the older woman and moulded his chakra into the paper.
While Naruto moulded his chakra, Tsunade was surprise with the result the paper spilt in two, one half becoming wet the other crumpled.
"Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Because you haven't said anything for the last five minutes and something tells me that's out of character." He barely had time to dodge the fist coming towards him and was even more startled when the fist created a creator.
"kid this trainings for real and if expect to be able to dish stuff like that out then you have to be able to take it."
During those five minutes Tsunade's mind was somewhere else remembering the last person she knew with three natural elemental chakras she never did manage to work out how used crystal jutsu, but the worst part is if Kakashi had tested him Naruto would have probably worked it out.
"Shit!" Tsunade exclaimed. Naruto was surprised, and flared his chakra.
"What is it oba-chan? What's wrong?" Naruto asked, worriedly.
"Nothing, I mean, it's not wrong per say, but…" Tsunade trailed off.
"What isn't?" Naruto asked, confused.
"Never mind kid. Why don't you go see that delicious Hyuuga of yours i'm sure he'll help you relieve some stress?" Narutos face turned bright red and raced off to the Hyuuga district.
Ten minutes latter
"excuse me guard-san but i need to speak to Neji." The guard sneered down at him and was about to say something hateful when Hanabi took hold of his hand.
"when Uzumaki-san comes send him strait to Neji." Naruto still found it hard to believe that one small child could be so menacing.
"yes Hanabi-sama." She then took Naruto into another part of the compound it didn't have the same feeling of luxury and taken to a small room while it didn't have much in it everything was tidy, which is something he could appreciate.
"wait here Neji is just finishing Hinata's training." With that she left with after five minutes of looking around the room he laid back on Neji's futon.
"know this is a sight i could come home to and die a happy man." Naruto looked up to see Neji shirtless pale skin glistening with sweat with his famous and sexy smirk. Neji walked over to the bed and settled himself between his thighs.
"Be careful fate-boy it sounded like you just called me your soul mate." Since the genin exam Naruto had always remember Iruka's words the first time he failed so when he started dating Neji he had done just that and went straight to the book store a brought Ichi Ichi paradise yaoi edition.
"Maybe your just that i mean you where the only one that stopped me from losing myself." With those final words Neji leant forward and captured Narutos lips Neji ran his tongue gently over Narutos bottom lip. During this time Narutos tries to remember how they kiss in the books.
"Open up." Neji growls at Naruto who then allowed him while wrapping his legs around Neji's waist and grinding against Neji's obvious erection.
"Ne-Neji-san what a-are you doing to Na-Naruto-kun?" they both looked towards the door to see Hinata tears freely flowing from her eyes.
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