Over the next week Sakura tried to get used to living with so many people at once. With her previous roommate she always had to remind her to do the dishes, take out the trash, or pick up your week old plate of mashed potatoes you fucking animal.

Sakura was happy she didn't encounter these issues here since the boys rarely ate unless they were really craving something. And with so many people the chores got done pretty fast. She never saw the trash overflowing or the sink filled with dishes that she swore were growing hair.

Yet there were still quirks she would need to get used to. For the first few nights the boys didn't remember that they now had someone who actually slept at night. More than once she had to open the door at 2 AM and yell at them to, "Please be quiet, oh my god, I don't care who ate the last Ding Dong but Walmart is literally open right now just go get more." After awhile she could have sworn that some of them were doing this on purpose. Most of the time it was Hidan and Deidara, the little ass-hats. She would be right on the brink of sleep only to be jolted awake by a sudden scream or other loud noise. Sakura would then open the door to see both of them shamelessly standing there looking like innocent puppies.

"I hate both of you," She'd grumble and try to go back to sleep. One night instead of opening the door and telling them to shut up she grabbed her two biggest books – a dictionary and a spell book – and chucked them at both of their heads. Thankfully she didn't injure them since they have pretty neat-o regenerative abilities. Not expecting her to retaliate the boys were caught off guard and smacked straight in the face with knowledge. Suffice to say they didn't bug her after that.

Sadly for Sakura this wasn't the only thing she had to deal with during the week before school. On about her second day there she went to take a shower, but didn't realize she hadn't actually locked the door leading to the other bedroom. Once she'd gotten out of the shower and started applying some sweet smelling lotion she heard the door handle jiggle. Sakura paid it no mind because she was sure she locked it correctly.

Unfortunately that door was tricky. She immediately went from relaxed and happy to having her heart nearly jump from her chest as she saw Tobi start to walk into the bathroom.

"Oh shit!" Sakura jumped up and tried to hide behind the shower curtain.

"Sakura!" Tobi screamed and immediately ran the other direction screaming in unison with Sakura. He slammed the door shut and Sakura immediately went to her room and got dressed. When she came out Tobi was on his knees crying in front of her door.

"Tobi's so sorry! We should have told you that door locks weird! Tobi didn't see anything he swears!" Tobi was almost yelling while waving his hands all over the place.

Sakura sighed and knelt down to give him a hug. He was the only one here that she'd believe had made an actual mistake, "It's fine. I'll be sure to lock the door right. Show me how?"

Tobi jumped up and showed her that to lock it right you have to turn the handle and push down on the locking mechanism at the same time. Sakura committed it to memory. She was just happy it wasn't Hidan that had walked in on her. Later that day when Kisame told him about Tobi's little adventure Hidan almost wrung his neck for telling her how to properly lock the door. Sakura let them do as they pleased. It's not like she was going to get between Hidan and his "prey." Tobi was a tough kid after all.

Otherwise everything was going pretty well. Sakura had to admit she was excited to start classes. She hated being cooped up like this. On Monday morning she gladly got up and headed off to her first class. Most of them involved learning specifics about witch, vampire, and werewolf anatomy. She had one class all about vampires and another all about werewolves.

On her way back from her first class someone collided with her from behind.

"Sakura! Holy shit I knew that was you!" The familiar voice came from behind her.

"Ino?" Sakura turned to see her old friend smiling at her. "Holy shit!" She turned around to hug her. "I heard you were going here but I wasn't sure! It's so good to see you!"

"You too!" Ino hugged her back twice as hard. "It's been so long, how have you been? Where have you been?"

"I had to go to a human college for three semesters," Sakura said. "But I finally finished so I get to go here now."

Ino let out a high pitched squeal, "Oh my god this is amazing! I missed you so much!"

"I missed you too," Sakura said sincerely. Ino had been her best female friend for most of her life. After high school they'd gotten separated since they went to two completely different schools. Sakura had tried to stay in touch but neither of them were good at long distance friendships.

"Where are you headed to now?" Ino asked.

Sakura looked down at her schedule, "I have about an hour until my next class starts."

"Perfect!" Ino said and hooked her arm through Sakura's, "We have some serious catching up to do." Ino hooked her arm through Sakura's and led her to the cafeteria. They got some coffee before sitting down to talk. "So, what was it like living in the human world? Was it weird?"

"It was..." Sakura tried to search for the right words, "Interesting to say the least. Most people there were nice enough but their culture is so much different from ours."

"Really? How?" Ino asked.

Sakura had forgotten that Ino was actually quite interested in the lives of humans and how they worked. She could swear Ino said something once about going to college to study in a human-related field but she couldn't be sure. "Well for starters you know how here our parents and stuff are only concerned with if you're a witch, vampire, or whatever?" Ino nodded. "Well in the human world it's like that but to the extreme."

"Do they like… Enslave people?" Ino's eyes widened in shock.

"They used to," Sakura said low, "But I'm serious you can be discriminated for almost anything there. When I went to a local dojo they actually said I'd be weak because I was a girl."

Ino furrowed her eyebrows together, "Wha…?"

Sakura nodded, "Yeah exactly. They see women as, like, lesser than guys. Like unless you're a specific type of European, a male, and straight you're demonized for some reason."

Ino just kept the same weird expression on her face, "That's… What?"

Sakura shrugged, "I don't know man. Their society is weird as hell. There's these old people that go around picketing and protesting because they don't want homosexuals to get married."

Ino shook her head, "They're trying to get it outlawed?"

"No, Ino." Sakura grabbed her face and looked straight into her eyes, "It's already outlawed. They're protesting to keep it that way."

Ino slumped in her seat, "And I thought we lived in the middle ages."

"You're telling me," Sakura let go of Ino's face and sighed. "It was so weird. People were literally thought less of because of their skin color."

"Okay, no, you've got to be kidding around," Ino shook her head.

"No, like, they even have this society in the USA that's devoted to, like, killing black people." Sakura flailed around and remembered their "uniform". She started giggling to herself. "They wear these stupid fucking outfits that look like they just pulled blankets off their beds and put them over their heads." Sakura pulled out her phone, "Here I have to s how you."

Ino looked over and wrinkled her nose, "Sakura you spelled 'clan' wrong."

"No," Sakura looked her in the eyes again. "That's how they spell it for this organization."

Ino sat down again, "Maybe I should re-think my major."

Sakura showed her the picture and Ino started laughing too. Sakura put her phone away and shook her head, "Don't re-think it. They're not all bad. There's a lot of really, really nice people too. I actually heard that around when I left people were allowed to marry the same sex. Though, remember, this is all from one country. I have no clue what all the others are like."

Ino nodded, "Well it'll definitely be an interesting major."

"You can do it. Just try to look past Hitler and you're good," Sakura said.

"Who?"

Sakura pursed her lips looking for the right words and eventually shook her head. "Look him up yourself. Talking about him makes me want to cry."

Ino nodded, "Alright then. Well I've been pretty bored here lately. Nothing's really been going on... Oh yeah!" Ino perked up and smiled, "I have a boyfriend now!"

Sakura smiled, "What? Really? Who? Is it Kiba? Shikamaru? ...Sai?"

"One of those," Ino took a sip of her coffee.

Sakura put a finger to her chin and thought about it, "I'm going to go with Sai."

Ino smiled and nodded, "Yeah he asked me out about a month ago."

"That's terrific Ino, but I never would have thought you two would be together."

Ino tilted her head to the side, "Why?"

"He just seems...emotionally constipated," Sakura said in a blunt tone.

Ino almost spat her sip of coffee while giggling. "He's actually very sweet when we're alone."

Sakura smiled and put her hand on Ino's, "Good you deserve to be treated well."

"Thanks," Ino turned her hand over to squeeze Sakura's. "What about you?" She wiggled her eyebrows, "Any suitors?"

Sakura shook her head. "Ino you know no one's ever asked me out."

Ino groaned and leaned back in her seat, "No one that you've realized, dummy." Sakura gave her a confused look and Ino just shook her head. "Sakura whether you admit it or not, you're hot. Okay? Do you even like anyone right now?"

Sakura shook her head, "No not really. I did just get back though."

Ino nodded, "Yeah I guess that's fair… Let me know if you find anyone though, okay? We need to get you laid ASAP."

Sakura rolled her eyes, "Ino school is a bit more important than sex."

Ino put a hand to her chest and gave Sakura an over the top surprised expression. "Sakura Evelyn Haruno!"

"That's not my middle name."

"Why, I will not sit here and listen to you speak such blasphemy!" Ino sat up straight, picked up her coffee with both hands, and leaned forward. "Anyways I know you don't think that."

Sakura rolled her eyes, "There just hasn't been anyone that was..." She tried to search for the right words but Ino finished for her.

"That was like Sasuke?" Ino asked.

Sakura couldn't help the hint of a blush that graced her cheeks. "No, anyone that I felt was worth my time."

Ino smirked, "So basically no one hot enough?"

Sakura smirked herself and tried to hide it by sipping her drink. "Look it's getting late and I should start heading to class." She stood up and Ino did the same.

"Okay. Hey are you living on campus?"

"Yeah, you?"

"Yeah! I'm in the B dorms on the second floor. Room 12. Where are you?"

Sakura hesitated for a moment and picked up her coffee. "Akatsuki House," she took a sip of her coffee.

Ino stared at her wide-eyed and Sakura worried Ino was about to drop her books. "You're sitting here saying there's no one hot enough for you to bang when you're literally in a house full of the sexiest vampires at this school?"

"Ino I'm not going to show up to their house and immediately jump them," Sakura defended herself.

"But you will eventually?" Ino asked as Sakura started walking away.

"Bye, Ino."

"Sakura! You will fuck them right?" Ino yelled after her. Sakura gave her a lazy wave in return. "You will fuck every last one of them young lady or so help me!" Ino yelled louder after her.

Once she rounded a corner Sakura finally let her cool demeanor go. She started laughing to herself and almost spilled coffee on her shirt. She had to admit, Ino was right. It was about time for her to get back into the game. Sakura had pined for Sasuke for most of their high school and middle school years. It wasn't until her last year that Sakura finally confessed her feelings for him. He had immediately shot her down. Suffice to say Sakura was more or less done with romance and love for a while. When she was at the human college she told herself to focus only on schoolwork. So that's what she did. It was easy for her since human males just don't compare to that of supernatural ones. The females either. Sakura considered herself mostly straight but she had to admit that even the magical girls here were drop dead gorgeous. Especially the vampires. If vampires were superior in any way it was in the looks department. They could be the biggest douchebags, the most annoying people ever, or even homicidal. But they all had an aura around them that just screamed, "Sex."

Sakura supposed that's why she'd been so transfixed on Sasuke throughout her younger years. But what was that Ino had said? No one had asked her out that she had realized? What was that supposed to mean? She looked down at herself and pursed her lips. She sure as hell was not ashamed of her body in any way. But when you have some of these other women walking around you figure guys don't notice you. Sure because of her physical training she had an attractive body, but when she looked around at her fellow students she couldn't help feeling dwarfed.

These girls came in all shapes and sizes and from all around the world. And they were all drop dead gorgeous. Sakura actually had to force herself not to stare. One girl she nearly ran into almost took her breath away.

"Sorry!" Sakura said side stepping the woman.

She just smiled, "No, I'm sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going."

They parted ways but Sakura stared after her. She was just a head taller than her and had skin so dark she looked like she was sculpted out of black marble. She had wide hips and an ample chest. Her hair was so full and wild that Sakura imagined she could get lost in it. When she turned around she was greeted with another woman. This one was about her height with pale skin that was a perfect contrast with her red hot hair. The freckles on her face were just the right accent, and her light blue eyes seemed to pierce right through you.

Sakura sat down in her next class and sighed. She thought back to how she spent so many of her formative years pining after one person who never returned her feelings. She was happy they were good friends now though. But when Sakura thought about it she could see some signs of other guys liking her. She was too blinded by Sasuke to ever notice them. She kicked the leg of her desk and rested her head on her hand. She was 19 years old and had never gone further than kissing with a guy. It wasn't for lack of wanting, though. None of them had been interesting enough for her. For so long Sakura had only had eyes for Sasuke. She didn't know if she could be interested in anyone else.

Then again...

Ino is kinda right about the Akatsuki, Sakura thought to herself. Being around them for a week had definitely been doing funny things to her head. They were definitely attractive and, dare she say, sexy. Maybe this was the universe giving her a second shot. Maybe some benevolent God was smiling down and granting her some kind of do over.

Or maybe she just got hella lucky with her dorm arrangements. Either way Sakura thought perhaps she shouldn't squander this opportunity. She was in college after all. Maybe it was time to have some fun.

"Fuck it," Sakura muttered to herself. Education was important but she knew this was a rare opportunity.

"Let's see how this semester goes."

"Wait we're going to spend a whole week learning about a vampire's what?"

On Tuesday morning when Sakura was about to head out to her morning class Kisame stopped her.

"Hey, you heading to class?"

Sakura nodded. "Yeah," She yawned and grabbed one of the granola bars in the pantry. "You?"

"Yeah," He said, "Must suck to have to sleep."

"It would suck less if you all would be quiet," Sakura glared at him jokingly.

Kisame shrugged, "Nighttime is fun."

"Sleep is fun."

"When do you have this class again?" Kisame asked as they walked out of the house.

"Um," Sakura looked at her schedule. "I have this on Tuesdays and Thursdays same time."

"Sweet," Kisame smiled, "So I get you all to myself two days a week."

"Not the whole day," Sakura said. She squinted trying to look up at him. The sun had just risen but was already blinding her. "Say I know you all can go out in the sun and all, but how exactly does that work?"

"Oh," Kisame thought for a moment. "You know I'm not sure of all the science behind it but it doesn't end up with us melting or whatever. It used to be we were just weakened by it."

"But now?"

Kisame shrugged, "I dunno I guess you just get used to it."

"Hm," Sakura hummed. "You know there's this super popular book series in the human world all about a vampire love story."

Kisame raised and eyebrow, "Okay?"

"The vampires in that do something quite interesting when the sun hits them."

"What? Burst into flames?"

Sakura shook her head, "No, they sparkle. Like a disco ball."

Kisame stared at her for a moment and started laughing. "That is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. What the hell?"

Sakura shrugged. "I actually read the first book and… The main characters were sort of blah but the side vampires were pretty neat. They had all these special powers. One could read minds, another could see the future, one could control a person's mood..."

Kisame scoffed, "Tch, humans are never satisfied with the basic package."

"Yeah there's a series about witches and wizards, too. It's actually not so bad," Sakura recalled.

"Really?"

"The human world loves supernatural concepts to death. I can list at least three TV shows centered around the idea," Sakura said.

"And yet they still kill us if they find out what we are," Kisame said.

Sakura nodded, "Yeah..." She remembered her grandmother telling her about the Salem witch trials. The humans were so scared of her kind that they ended up burning their own friends and family alive because they thought they were witches. "Humans are definitely interesting."

"If you say so," Kisame said. "You seriously spent a whole year there?"

"A year and a half," Sakura said.

Kisame paused and looked forward, "Weren't you scared?"

Sakura looked up at him and then forward as well, "Every day."

Sakura's classes over the course of the week seemed like they'd be relatively easy. Two of her classes involved werewolf and vampire anatomy. The two others dealt with working on the fundamentals of healing magic and magical diseases. Sakura was so happy to be back in a magical school. The human classes were all so boring that she just wanted to stand up in class and scream, "How do any of you not go insane in this mundane and monotonous society?!" But instead she'd sit there taking her notes and playing with a light crystal in her purse.

By Friday she wasn't exhausted and was still looking forward to the weekend. After she got home she looked around the kitchen for something to eat. She wasn't feeling ramen and decided to whip up something in the oven. She'd been smart enough to buy her own groceries last week when she realized she wasn't getting real food any other way. Their food was the piles and piles of blood bags in the fridge. Sakura wasn't too keen on keeping her chicken next to human blood but decided she couldn't be too picky. At least everything was well sealed.

She started putting everything into a glass dish to make herself a nice big casserole that would feed her for the next few days. She popped in her headphones and sang along quietly to the music while she got everything ready. When she went to get some spices she realized she was just too short to reach the one she wanted. So she tried to jump up to grab it.

Jump.

Miss.

Jump.

Miss.

Jump.

Miss.

Jump.

"What the fuck,?" Sakura was suddenly lifted off the floor and was face to face with her needed spice. She grabbed it and looked down to see Deidara smiling up at her. "Thanks."

"Not a problem." He set her down but she noticed his hands lingered a bit longer than necessary on her hips. She shrugged it off. "What are you making?"

"A casserole for myself," She said while sprinkling the spice over the casserole. "I figure I shouldn't live completely off of ramen or else I'll never leave my bed."

"Doesn't sound like a bad thing," Deidara leaned against the counter smirking.

"If I didn't have classes, then yeah, sure I'd love to laze about all day, but this," she gestured to her torso, "Doesn't happen by lying in bed all day."

"Well it depends on what you're doing in the bed," Deidara smirked.

Sakura pointed to the kitchen exit. "Oh no, I'm not having double entendres while I'm cooking. Either shush or get out."

Deidara thought about it for a moment and then heaved himself up on the counter, "Fine, fine."

Sakura smiled, "Thank you very much." She continued to get everything ready to put into the oven. The silence in the kitchen was starting to make her uncomfortable so she decided to start up a conversation. "So what exactly are you all majoring in?"

"Sasori and I are going for art majors," Deidara said while idly kicking his legs. "Hidan's doing some kind of religious studies this time and the other three are doing business degrees."

"This time?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah, we live a hell of a long time. We can get multiple degrees if we so choose," Deidara said.

Sakura turned to him and raised her eyebrows, "That actually sounds amazing."

Deidara nodded, "Yeah it is. Especially when you have the money for it."

"Oh yeah," Sakura mumbled. The Akatsuki was funded by the richer member's families so it should go without saying that all their tuitions are fully paid. "Lucky assholes." She put the casserole in the oven and heaved herself up onto the counter opposite of Deidara. "So what sort of art are the two of you into?"

Deidara grinned, "Well Sasori's is sorta boring. My shit's way better."

"Oh no," Sakura shook her head and giggled, "Is it blowing things up?"

"Hell yeah," Deidara leaned forward. "If something's here forever then you can't fully appreciate its beauty. But if it's there for just a second then you have to completely respect and appreciate it. Because the next second it's gone, never coming back."

"That's a funny opinion coming from someone who's lived a few centuries by now," Sakura said.

Deidara shrugged. "Yeah well after a few hundred years of the same boring shit I found that things are more interesting if they're fleeting."

Sakura nodded, "That makes sense. But what does Sasori do?"

"Tch," Deidara rolled his eyes and sat back against the cabinets, "He sculpts. Creates statues and other things out of material that doesn't wear away. He thinks if something can 'stand the test of time' it's like breathtaking or some shit."

Sakura laughed, "Well to each their own. I think both are interesting takes on art."

"Yeah?" Deidara raised his visible eyebrow. "Cool."

"Ew are you nerds really having a discussion about art?" Kisame showed up at the window in the kitchen wall and leaned on the counter.

"Shut up, Kisame," Deidara said halfheartedly.

"Something smells good," Kisame ignored Deidara and looked at the oven.

"I'm cooking. If you want to try some you're welcome to it," Sakura said smiling.

"Thanks," Kisame smiled back. "But what exactly is it?"

"Chicken, noodles, some gravy, breaded topping... Just trust me, it's good," Sakura nodded.

"Alright, I trust you this time," Kisame said.

"Well," Sakura jumped off the counter, "this counter is making my butt numb so I'm gonna sit literally anywhere else." When she walked out of the kitchen she was immediately greeted with a slap to her rear. She spun around to see Hidan standing there smirking.

"I guess it's not actually that numb," He said.

Sakura glared, "I'll get you back for that."

His smirk turned into an enormous grin, "Please do."

"Ugh," She went over to the couch and browsed on her phone while trying to not think how exactly Hidan would like for her to get him back. She scrolled down the screen and let out little giggles every here and there, a few belly laughs, and a simple one syllable "Ha!" once or twice. "Hey, Kisame, what's your zodiac sign?" Sakura turned and looked at Kisame.

"Uh, Pisces, why?" He asked.

Sakura looked at her phone and started laughing so hard she almost threw up, "Oh my god."

"What?" Kisame gave her a weird look.

Sakura took a deep breath. "I'm reading this stupid thing where it lists the zodiac signs as whatever and this one's, 'The Signs As Shiny Things' and Pisces is fucking Edward Cullen's skin."

"What the fuck?!" Kisame stood up and threw his hands out, "That's that stupid character from that stupid book you told me about!"

Sakura started laughing all over again and nodded, "I know!"

"And what are you?" Kisame crossed his arms.

Sakura looked down, "Bright lights used for filming."

"That's boring," Kisame said.

"Lemme find some others," She said and scrolled through her phone. "I have some good ones saved on here. Okay here we go, here's a funny one. Deidara what are you?"

"Uh," He thought for a second, "Taurus?"

"Okay, well you're the wine mom and Kisame and I are the vodka aunts," Sakura said.

"I can get behind that," Kisame said.

"Nah man that's bullshit," Deidara stood up and shook his head. "Lemme see that," He held out his hand and looked through the phone. "This is bullshit."

"What is?" Sasori asked when he came out of the bedroom.

"Deidara is a wine mom and he's sad," Sakura said. "What's Sasori?"

"You're a Scorpio, right?" Deidara asked him.

Sasori nodded, "Yeah, why?"

"We're looking at zodiac things," Sakura said and grabbed her phone. "Yup, he's a vodka aunt too."

"Whatever," Sasori continued on to the kitchen. "Hey there's like five minutes left on this timer," he called from the window.

"Thanks!" Sakura got up and ran to the kitchen passing Sasori as he came back out with a blood bag. She opened the oven and hummed happily, "Mmm, yeah that smells and looks amazing." She turned to look out the window, "If any of you want some just let me know." Five minutes later she was taking the casserole out and putting it on plates. Kisame mentioned he wanted a plate so she scooped out a piece for him. Deidara said he'd take a small one too so she balanced three plates on her arms and set it all down at the dining table.

Kisame dove right the fuck in and said around a huge mouthful, "Damf thish ish prefty goof."

"Thank you very much," Sakura said taking bites almost as big as Kisame.

Hidan walked out of his bedroom and looked at the plates, "What the hell is that?"

"Food," Sakura said.

"Are you sure you didn't just take a shit?" Hidan asked.

Sakura glared at him but did her best to remain calm, "No Hidan, now go away if you don't like how it smells."

"But I can smell it from the bedroom. It smells like complete ass, Sakura, seriously," He whined. "I mean how can you possibly pass this off as food? I don't even eat food on a regular basis and..."

Sakura tried tuning him out. She knew he just wanted a rise out of her and would be damned if he got it. She continued to eat, pretending Hidan wasn't there.

"I mean come on… Hey are you listening to me?" Hidan looked down at Sakura and realized she was not in fact hearing anything coming out of his mouth. Well that was her mistake. He promptly walked behind her, bent down so he was next to her face and said, quite loudly, "YOUR FOOD SMELLS LIKE ASS."

Sakura hadn't noticed Hidan walk over and almost choked when she swallowed. In a moment of rage she picked up her casserole serving and promptly smashed it into his face. "And now your face smells like ass."

As the food slid down his face Hidan was able to glare at Sakura. She was greeted once again with maniacal violet eyes that just screamed, "Don't even try to run. I'd like it."

"You just made a really fucking big mistake," Hidan grinned and walked over to the kitchen.

"Run," Deidara mumbled to Sakura. She looked over at him and he was looking at her like a wife waving her husband off to war. "I'm serious."

Sakura looked at the kitchen and saw Hidan sauntering back over to her twirling the chocolate sauce bottle around his finger by the handle. "I'll give you a head start."

Her eyes widened and she immediately bolted from the chair and made a b-line for the bathroom – if she was going to get dirty at least let it be in a place that's easy to wash. She jiggled the handle and heard a faint, "Occupied!" from Tobi on the other side. She looked back to see Hidan coming over to her with the cap off the bottle and a – sexy – smirk adorning his face. Sakura was so, so dead. Or at least her clothes were. She looked down and realized, yes, she HAD in fact worn a white shirt today and why the fuck did it have to be the one Naruto had gotten her for her 16th birthday?

Sakura was not about to let Hidan ruin such a precious item. She ran straight ahead making him falter just long enough to let her run past him and burst into the other bathroom. She immediately locked the door behind her and ran to lock Deidara and Sasori's door. But she was too slow getting to Itachi and Kisame's. Right as she left the previous door Hidan burst in. Sakura honestly contemplated taking her shirt off at this point. She moved out of the way of a sudden chocolate squirt and jumped behind the shower curtain.

"Sakura," Hidan said slowly from the other side of the curtain, "You know that's not going to stop me."

Sakura took the shower head out of its holder and knelt down so she was next to the nozzle with the shower head pointed up. Right when Hidan pulled back the shower curtain she smirked, "No but this might."

"Are you serious? A one liner?" Hidan drooped his shoulders, "I thought you were way fucking cooler than that."

Sakura glared at him and immediately turned the shower head, spraying him in the face, "I'm cooler than you, ass face!"

"Oh that's it." Hidan put a hand in front of his face while he pointed the chocolate straight at Sakura and squeezed as hard as he could. "Fucking shit."

Sakura screamed when the chocolate collided with her precious shirt and turned the water to freezing. "This was a present, you ass!"

Hidan shoved the shower head out of the way and squeezed more of the sauce on top of her head, "Yeah and that water is fucking cold!"

"You shouldn't have called my food ass! Or slapped mine!" Sakura pushed away so she was at the other end of the tub laying on her back and Hidan took the chance to get on top of her and trap her.

"You shouldn't have cooked assy food, or have such a fine ass!" He pinned her free hand down with his own and continued his chocolate onslaught. Sakura continued to fire cold water up at Hidan which unfortunately ended up coming right back down on her.

"Fucking tits that is so cold!" She said and dropped the shower head. She snatched the chocolate from Hidan's grasp, pointed at his face, and squeezed. "Take that you fucker!"

"Ah, shit!" Hidan fell back and Sakura took her own opportunity to get on top and trap him while she showered him with sticky chocolate. Naturally she didn't get to dirty any of his shirts because he wasn't wearing one. Sakura was convinced he didn't even have any but she definitely made sure to get it in his hair. She only got about half way through before the bottle farted and ceased to release chocolate.

She stared at the bottle with an expression of annoyance. "You've got to be fucking kidding me." She sighed and put the bottle down and realized the shower head was still going. She reached over Hidan to turn it off, "Well I guess that's a draw."

"Nah I'm pretty sure I won," Hidan said.

"How do you figure?" Sakura asked leaning back.

Hidan smirked and Sakura saw his hands come up to rest on her thighs. "Well this position for one, and two," he nodded up to her shirt.

Sakura looked down and realized her white shirt – now stained with chocolate – still had enough white space to allow Hidan a nice view of her chest. She was just happy she was wearing a bra. She took his hands in hers and moved them while she got up. "Hope you enjoyed the show, now that's gonna be fifty bucks."

"Fuck that," Hidan got up as well and smirked at his handiwork. She was covered in chocolate. It was not only on her shirt but in her hair, on her face, literally covering her whole upper body. "You look stupid."

"Speak for yourself." Sakura pointed at the mirror and Hidan realized that not only had she gotten the sauce all through his hair but she'd also spiked it up in the most ridiculous of ways.

"Shit," Hidan said looking at the mirror.

"We should get washed off," Sakura said walking towards their bathroom. She immediately realized the dilemma here. "Uh, did you wanna take this one or…?"

"We could always share," He said smugly.

"Okay so I'll take ours and you take that one, perfect." Sakura said as she raced towards their bathroom. Unfortunately she was racing a vampire and should have known she wouldn't get far. With a slammed door in her face she sat on the floor against the wall while Hidan took the longest shower in the history of showers.

"Sakura?" Kisame asked from the dining table.

She looked up at him, "Yeah?"

"The casserole was good at least," He grinned.

Sakura couldn't help but smile, "Thanks."


So this chapter was pretty much in the works when I posted the first one. Hence the oh so speedy update. There's not much romance and such in this chapter but that's kinda to be expected. We'll get there, don't worry.

Definitely let me know what you guys thought of this one. I personally was laughing like a nerd during most of it.

For the time being chapters may be updated quickly, but I warn you, that may not be the case through this entire story. However seeing that people enjoy this gives me a lot of motivation.

Next chapter is already in the works so that might come out soon too. I'm still working on getting some things perfect.

See you all next time!