Naruto and Inuyasha or Dare RANDOMNESS!
*sigh* I'm gonna be honest. This format…it's so dry. It kinda depresses me…I wish there were more options…but if I do that, well…this format is so overused…But, I want to give special thanks to a few people that helped me feel the motivation to write this! Thank you, Chance Uzumaki , InaLaInu, and Soulstealer55! (oh...and there might be a little OOC...sorry)
"Hm. You all still busy?" Ash asked, an annoyed look on her face.
"yeah." Half the room called out, and the other half didn't even hear her.
"…Sesshomaru, Jiraiya, and Choji will be here soon." Beth added. Everyone immediately turned to face them and everything went silent.
Soon after, a cloud of smoke appeared and Sesshomaru, Jiraiya, and Choji stepped out.
"Welcome. You're gonna play truth or dare. Alright?" Ash asked, but it sounded more like an order than a request.
"Naruto! Your dare is to kill Sasuke!" Ash yelled, pointing to the orange-clad ninja.
"What…? How am I supposed to do that?" Naruto asked, not wanting to tear away from the videogame he was playing.
"Simple. Take a knife, and cut his throat." Ash explained, pantomiming a knife sliding across her neck.
"Yeah. That's it." Beth agreed, throwing a steak knife to Naruto. Naruto started to walk toward Sasuke, who was busy watching some freaky online video.
Sasuke soon heard the footsteps behind him, and turned around only to see Naruto who quickly put the knife to his neck and slid it across. A second later, blood started to flow from the deep gash that was now in Sasuke's throat.
"what the…HOLY CRAP!" Sasuke yelled as he saw the blood. "I'm gonna die! But I thought I was important for the story!" Sasuke yelled, falling and creating a large puddle of crimson on the hardwood floor.
"…yeah. Now get up." Ash said with a dull tone in her voice. A few moments later, life returned to Sasuke's death-glazed eyes as he got off the floor, and put his hand on the deep wound on his neck, only to find that it had stopped bleeding and started healing.
"Yeah. We're gonna need you later, so you can't die now!" Beth almost yelled, giving him a sarcastic look.
"Next...Naruto, you have to train with Lee, Gai, and the pervy sage." Beth informed the blonde, sending him a glare. Naruto looked like he just witnessed a gruesome murder when he finally processed what he just heard.
"…please no…" Naruto muttered as the two green-clad ninjas Jiraiya approached him and dragged him out the door and into the front yard.
"…I think it'll go well." Ash thought out loud, getting an odd look from everyone.
"Hey, somebody go get Gai and Lee real quick. I have a truth for them." Ash stated in a bored tone as Gai and Lee came to the door. "…what is your relationship, exactly?" Ash asked the two odd ninjas.
"Extreme admiration!" Lee stated. "Mutual respect!" Gai shouted, giving the nice guy pose. "And love of all things youthful!" they shouted in unison.
"…okay…" Beth said, with a sweat drop forming.
"Lee! That reminded me, go do one hundred laps around the house!" Gai yelled, pointing to the front door.
"Gladly, Gai-sensei!" Lee agreed, walking to the door.
"Wait! I wanna do laps too!" Ash shouted, getting up to follow Lee.
"Why?" Lee quickly asked, turning to face the brunette.
"My father always tells me I should train…" Ash explained, trailing off and running past the green-clad ninja into the front yard.
"Well, I'm your host for the next…well, however long they're gonna take. Anybody got a problem with it?" Beth asked while eyeing the room.
"…I do-" Naruto started before Beth ran over with a power cord and tied him to Sasuke.
"Anyone else? Next person I'm gonna tie to Gai." Beth stated, glaring around the room as everyone immediately shut up. "So, Choji. You're not allowed to eat junk food for 24 hours. And you must exercise the whole time.
"No. Just no." Choji declined. After hearing the defiance, Beth walked over to Choji holding up the second power cord
"remember what I just said a few seconds ago?" Beth said, glaring and threatening death. At which Choji attempted to do push-ups, but seemed to be failing.
"HEY! We're back!" Ash yelled, entering the room.
"…that was quick." Beth stated, looking at Ash.
"Meh. It's just that we have dares to give out!" Ash pointed out.
"But, we have no more material until next chapter." Beth said matter-of-factly.
"…well, you're just a spoilsport, aren't you?" Ash asked, slightly glaring at the girl. "I guess that's it for this chapter! We love you!" Ash yelled, facing the wall as if someone could hear her.
"…who are you talking to?" Beth asked.
Yup! Sorry it took so long! But I went over the gigabytes on my internet plan and my granpa (who pays for it) took it away…so I had to wait another month to get it back! TT_TT awwww…well, I hope you enjoyed the chapter! And you can send dares by PM! If you're anonymous, just send your dares in a review! Thank you! Have a nice...life, in general.
