Dear Mary-Sue,

Marrying that Beckman guy, huh?

I know him, he's Shanks' first mate. He's an okay guy, if I remember correctly. Nothing like his captain.

So if your gonna marry Beckman, there's one tip I gotta give you.

Be careful of Shanks.

He parties. He gets drunk. He gets other people drunk.

Trust me, you do not want to be around when Shanks is drunk.

Past that, Shanks is dangerous.

Yeah, he lures you into that false sense of security, then BAM!

He hits you with a hammer. Or something.

Sincerely,

Marco the Pheonix.