Treasure Planet meets Family Guy
Chapter Two: The Rubix Cube and Lindsay Lohan
It's a very quiet, rocky landscape then Jim Hawkins come flying on a flying scooter.
Chris: Weeeeeeeee! Solar scooting is sooo easy.
Solar scooter: whams into a rock.
Chris: ouch
Ambulance: Nee-Noo! Nee-Noo!
Chris: crap.
Scene: Closes up on an inn.
Meg: Slaves around like Cinderella
Mary Poppins: Put your back into it!
Meg:* Rushes over to a table with Dog chow in it.* Hey Doc!
Doctor Doppler(Peter): Hey Jane!
Meg: It's Sarah. *Puts the dog chow down*
Peter: Yum. *Sticks his head in the bowl* Ohmm Nommm
Ambulance peps: *Pushes door wide* Mary Poppins.
Meg: JIM! YOU ASSHOLE!
Ambulance peps: If we have to treat this wise-assed bitch again, he's going down!
Meg: Down where?
Ambulance peps: Hhehehehe. *points to his privates*
Meg: Eww!
Peter: What if I trade you the boy for the girl?
Ambulance peps: looks at Meg
Meg: Cheesie Smiles
Ambulance peps: Drop dead.
Peter: Buggur. Now Jim. Be careful when you're solar scooting. I don't want to end up with just Jessie.
Meg: IT'S SARAH!
Peter: Whatever Jasmine.
Later
Peter: Kida, gimmie more beer.
Meg: Can't. Jim had the rest. And it's Sarah!
Peter: Damn him!
Jim: *Sits on the roof like an emo* I wish Mary Poppins didn't burn my Stitch Doll.
Burning Pod: Crashes not far off.
Jim: Cool. I'm off to point and laugh. *Runs down to the Burning Pod. Points and laughs*
Billy Bones(Herbert): PIRATES!
Chris: Where?
Herbert: Hello kid! Could you do me a favour?
Chris: What's in it for me?
Herbert: Going on an awesome boat with a mutinous crew and almost being marooned on Treasure Planet then having to escape an exploding planet. You almost die four times.
Chris: OKAY!
Herbert: *gives Chris a wrapped up cube* and beware the cyborg! *has a heart attack and dies*
Chris:* Laughs one more time then runs up to the Inn.* Guys! You never guess-AHH!
Peter: *Punches Chris across the face* You drank all the beer!
Chris: Do I didn't! Mary Poppins did.
Marry Poppins: *Sings in a very drunken way* YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!
Peter: Oh.
Suddenly: Pirate ship lands outside the Inn.
Chris: RUN!
Pirates: Burst down the door.
Chris and Meg: Run up the stairs
Peter: *Runs behind Mary Poppins* Get out of my way you bitch!*Pushes Mary Poppins down the stairs*
Mary Poppins: AHHHHHH!
Pirate: Ohh! A pretty poppet!
Chris: Dead end!
Meg: *Open's a window.* Let's jump out the window.
Peter: Yeah very smart, Cinderella. Wait! Let's jump out the window.
Chris: Good idea.
Meg: That was my-Oh never mind!
Everyone: Jumps out the window.
Peter and Chris: lands in the carriage
Meg: Falls to the ground.
Chris: Pulls Meg on.
Peter: RUN BOY RUN!
Delilah: I'm a girl *RUNS*
Later At Doppler's House
Peter: Sorry about the mess.
Chris: *steps on to a pizza slice* Eww!
Peter:*shoos out a few prostitutes* hehehe. Nice Chicks.
Chris: *Unwraps the wrapped-now-unwrapped cube* Oh crap it's a Rubix cube. Oh well. *Completes Rubix Cube*
Rubix Cube: Green holograms whooshes out.
Peter: Holy crap! It's a map!
Meg: Gasp
Chris: OMG! It's treasure planet!
Meg: You mean that fairy-tale planet with Flint's trove and that shit?
Peter: Shut up, Bell.
Chris: Can we go? Can we go? PLEASE!
Peter: Hell yes!
Meg and Chris: Yey!
Peter: Apart from you, Aroura!
Meg: OH! You expect me to stay here all by myself?
Peter: NO! I brought you company.*Goes to the door and opens it* Ariel, meet Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay, meet Lilo.
Lindsay Lohan: Hi! I'm a lesbian.
Meg:NOOOOOOOOOO!
