Treasure Planet meets Family Guy

Chapter Two: The Rubix Cube and Lindsay Lohan

It's a very quiet, rocky landscape then Jim Hawkins come flying on a flying scooter.

Chris: Weeeeeeeee! Solar scooting is sooo easy.

Solar scooter: whams into a rock.

Chris: ouch

Ambulance: Nee-Noo! Nee-Noo!

Chris: crap.

Scene: Closes up on an inn.

Meg: Slaves around like Cinderella

Mary Poppins: Put your back into it!

Meg:* Rushes over to a table with Dog chow in it.* Hey Doc!

Doctor Doppler(Peter): Hey Jane!

Meg: It's Sarah. *Puts the dog chow down*

Peter: Yum. *Sticks his head in the bowl* Ohmm Nommm

Ambulance peps: *Pushes door wide* Mary Poppins.

Meg: JIM! YOU ASSHOLE!

Ambulance peps: If we have to treat this wise-assed bitch again, he's going down!

Meg: Down where?

Ambulance peps: Hhehehehe. *points to his privates*

Meg: Eww!

Peter: What if I trade you the boy for the girl?

Ambulance peps: looks at Meg

Meg: Cheesie Smiles

Ambulance peps: Drop dead.

Peter: Buggur. Now Jim. Be careful when you're solar scooting. I don't want to end up with just Jessie.

Meg: IT'S SARAH!

Peter: Whatever Jasmine.

Later

Peter: Kida, gimmie more beer.

Meg: Can't. Jim had the rest. And it's Sarah!

Peter: Damn him!

Jim: *Sits on the roof like an emo* I wish Mary Poppins didn't burn my Stitch Doll.

Burning Pod: Crashes not far off.

Jim: Cool. I'm off to point and laugh. *Runs down to the Burning Pod. Points and laughs*

Billy Bones(Herbert): PIRATES!

Chris: Where?

Herbert: Hello kid! Could you do me a favour?

Chris: What's in it for me?

Herbert: Going on an awesome boat with a mutinous crew and almost being marooned on Treasure Planet then having to escape an exploding planet. You almost die four times.

Chris: OKAY!

Herbert: *gives Chris a wrapped up cube* and beware the cyborg! *has a heart attack and dies*

Chris:* Laughs one more time then runs up to the Inn.* Guys! You never guess-AHH!

Peter: *Punches Chris across the face* You drank all the beer!

Chris: Do I didn't! Mary Poppins did.

Marry Poppins: *Sings in a very drunken way* YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

Peter: Oh.

Suddenly: Pirate ship lands outside the Inn.

Chris: RUN!

Pirates: Burst down the door.

Chris and Meg: Run up the stairs

Peter: *Runs behind Mary Poppins* Get out of my way you bitch!*Pushes Mary Poppins down the stairs*

Mary Poppins: AHHHHHH!

Pirate: Ohh! A pretty poppet!

Chris: Dead end!

Meg: *Open's a window.* Let's jump out the window.

Peter: Yeah very smart, Cinderella. Wait! Let's jump out the window.

Chris: Good idea.

Meg: That was my-Oh never mind!

Everyone: Jumps out the window.

Peter and Chris: lands in the carriage

Meg: Falls to the ground.

Chris: Pulls Meg on.

Peter: RUN BOY RUN!

Delilah: I'm a girl *RUNS*

Later At Doppler's House

Peter: Sorry about the mess.

Chris: *steps on to a pizza slice* Eww!

Peter:*shoos out a few prostitutes* hehehe. Nice Chicks.

Chris: *Unwraps the wrapped-now-unwrapped cube* Oh crap it's a Rubix cube. Oh well. *Completes Rubix Cube*

Rubix Cube: Green holograms whooshes out.

Peter: Holy crap! It's a map!

Meg: Gasp

Chris: OMG! It's treasure planet!

Meg: You mean that fairy-tale planet with Flint's trove and that shit?

Peter: Shut up, Bell.

Chris: Can we go? Can we go? PLEASE!

Peter: Hell yes!

Meg and Chris: Yey!

Peter: Apart from you, Aroura!

Meg: OH! You expect me to stay here all by myself?

Peter: NO! I brought you company.*Goes to the door and opens it* Ariel, meet Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay, meet Lilo.

Lindsay Lohan: Hi! I'm a lesbian.

Meg:NOOOOOOOOOO!