Lucky Planet Keron
A Lucky Star, Keroro Gunso Crossover
Part Two
"Konata? Do you smell that?" The purple haired girl said as she sniffed the air.
"Huh?" Konata sniffed around. "Yeha it kinda smells like that weird chemically smell you get after washing windows." Corporal Giroro, who had been furiously spraying the air with the bottle he had been handed, had had enough of his stupid job and pulled out a rocket launcher.
"Take this you lousy pekopons!" He mumbled to himself as he fired a rocket just short of the two girls feet.
The blue and purple haired girls jumped at the sudden explosion.
"Why does all this crazy stuff happen only when I'm with you?" Kagami said to her friend as she hid behind her, scared of whatever was behind them.
"Who the heck would be crazy enough to launch a X-5-2K7 rocket launcher here anyway?" The short girl said stroking her chin with her hand in thought. She knew her weapons very well considering all the RP video games she played. The corporal was shocked. 'How could a mere pekopon girl know what an X-5-2K7 rocket launcher was?' The explosion had given the corporal enough time to run past the two girls but was immediately pulled into an alley way by a green hand.
"In here Corporal Giroro. Did you distract the pekopons?" The red alien grunted and glared at his commander, holding up the weapon he had been given to use on the two.
"This isn't sleeping spray you stupid idiot."
"Kero?" He said curious as to what the corporal was talking about. The commander examined the bottle. "Ooohh I must have grabbed the cleaner I was using for Fuyuki-Dono's windows instead."
[Flash back]
Keroro is walking past Fuyuki Hinata's room but walks back to notice a small spot on the window. "Kero! Fuyuki-Dono's window is quite dirty! This calls for immediate action!" Pulls out a bottle of window cleaner and a cloth. The green frog sang a happy tune of 'Kero, kero kero kerooo~' as he cleaned the window. "Ah. All done! Now Fuyuki-Dono will have sparkly clean windows!" The alien said with a happy smile. He then placed his cleaner bottle on a table next to his sleeping spray bottle which he took instead as he rushed out the door.
[Flash back over]
"Kero kero kero kero!" The commander laughed in his scratchy voice, thinking the whole incident was hilarious. Giroro, however, remained unamused and pulled out his rocket launcher once again. "You idiot!" He snarled as he fired a rocket at his commander. "Come on private Tamama, lets head back to the base." The blue frog nodded and followed the corporal, leaving Keroro alone in the alley way.
The two girls watched as a red and blue frog emerged from the alley way in front of them.
"Konata! Do you see those!" The girl nodded and placed her hand on her chin. "What are they!"
[Shifts to a screen where it shows a poorly drawn version of Keroro.]
"According to my knowledge, those things we just saw... are called Kerons. They're invaders from the planet Keron, and their Sergeant's name is..."
"KERO!"
[Screen poofs back to normal]
The girl was interrupted by a raspy scream that came from the alley way. The two rushed over to see a green frog who had been burnt to a crisp.
"Woah this reminds me of a Doujinshi I read once where an alien invader is left to fend for himself by his evil comrades." The blue haired girl poked the keron with a stick who twitched at the motion.
"Kero..." The green skinned frog groaned as he struggled to get up.
"Woah look Kagami! It's real!" The purple haired girl just stared in awe as she watched the green alien move.
The blue alien frog shuddered as a cold chill ran down his spine. "Corporal Geroro? Shouldn't we go back and get the Sergeant?"
