All Soldier could see was black, it was like he was nothing. And everything else was nothing, a void of complete emptiness. He tried to speak, but no words came out. He attempted moving, but he was completely paralysed all over. Eventually he gave up and began reminiscing the previous events prior to his death.

Administator had gotten bored of the same old battle and had decided to mix things up, she had gotten rid of RED team's respawning systems and had given BLU team 50+ Soldier's. Soldier gritted his teeth at the thought of that old hag, she killed his only colleagues, his FRIENDS!

"Soldier." A loud voice called out, making Soldier jump.

"Wh-who's there? Show yourself!" Soldier demanded, now realising he could talk.

The voice chuckled warmly, "I am... As you humans put it, God. I have overseen the carnage created by that evil Administator. After you sacrificed yourself for your comrades, respawning switched back on. So Heavy, Medic and Scout are fine." He explained, "But you, however. You were not so lucky."

Soldier's face contrasted sadness, "So... They don't have me there?" He asked. He couldn't imagine how they'd last without a full team.

"Well... No. But the fighting has stopped, after witnessing such saddening conflict the BLU team refused to fight." God explained to him.

Soldier smiled, "So that's it? They don't have to fight anymore?" He asked. He felt a nod a yelled, "YAHOO!"

Another chuckled escaped God, "We must now face another matter; What to do with you..."

"I imagine i'll be going to hell?" Soldier inquired.

"There's such thing as hell! I only made that up to make people be nice." God continued, "You'll be going where you're needed."

And with that, everything went white. So white that Soldier's helmet wasn't enough to shield it out. Suddenly he passed out.

2 days ago, 3:33am

Meanwhile in Ponyville, a party for the defeating of Nightmare Moon was being held. The party was made by a pink bubbly pony named Pinkie Pie, who was busy bouncing around her friends. Who went by the Elements of Harmony.

Rainbow Dash was a cyan

pegasus with a rainbow coloured mane and tail. She had wine coloured eyes and was the Element of Loyalty. Pinkie Pie was a pink earth pony with a pink mane and tail. She had turquoise coloured eyes and was the Element of Laughter. AppleJack was an orange earth pony with a blonde mane and tail. She had green coloured eyes and was the Element of Honesty. Twilight Sparkle was a lavender unicorn with a dark purple mane and tail. She had purple coloured eyes and was the Element of Magic. Rarity was a white unicorn with a royal purple mane and tail. She had azure blue coloured eyes and was the Element of Generosity. Fluttershy was a yellow pegasus with a pink mane and tail. She had cyan coloured eyes and was the Element of Kindness.

"Hows the party? Do ya like it? Huh? Do ya?" Pinkie's questions bombarded upon the other five.

"It's rad!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash as she did a twirl in the air to exaggerate her opinion. Pinkie's grin grew ever wider due to the appraisal from the cyan pegasus.

As soon as they went to socialise, a white flash erupted from a hill overhead. Nopony seemed to register this natural phenomena, nopony except Rainbow Dash. Her senses were the sharpest in Ponyville and she acknowledged it immediately.

Being her arrogant self, Rainbow Dash left the party to investigate this abnormal occurrence. As she left, she realised that what ever this thing was, laying on the green field; was BIG. At least two and a half times bigger than her. It made her somewhat anxious, but her trademark ignorance forced her to proceed in discovering this large mass.

Yesterday, 2:02pm

After about 50 seconds, Rainbow Dash landed gently on the green grass. She cautiously trotted up to the strange thing and examined it, whatever it was, it was perfectly straight liking a statue.

"What the hay is this thing?" Rainbow Dash asked herself as she prodded it with her hoof. It suddenly loosened up and turned to the side, muttering incoherent dialect.

"Uh, hello?" She called to it, causing it to roll to face her way.

"Ugh, that Spy ain't on our side!" It yelled with a scary voice.

Rainbow Dash backed up slightly, "I'm not a Spy!" She told the sleeping creature.

"Defend this point!" He shouted (It sounded like one) whilst pointing a finger in the air, he continued, "This is war and I LOVE IT!"

Rainbow Dash was confused, but stepped forward. "Uh, can you hear me?" She prodded him again, causing him to lay on his back. But no answer, so she prodded him once more.

"Dominated, Frenchie!" He announced, still asleep.

"I'll give you the count of three to get up!" She exclaimed.

"One!"

She positioned her hooves over his chest, and dropped.

Soldier awoke to a weight on his chest, as he opened his eyes he saw... A cyan winged horse was stood on top of him!

"Demon!" Soldier yelled as he shoved Rainbow Dash off of him. Causing her to yelp in surprise. Soldier took this as an advantage and grabbed his Rocket Launcher (Yeah I know the Black Box is better) and pointed it at her.

Rainbow Dash glared at him, "Hey! Who do you think you're pushin', huh?" She demanded as she got into a battle stance. If she could see under Soldier's helmet, she'd see how wide they were.

He quickly regained his posture, "You keep your mouth SHUT, maggot! I'm asking the questions here, not you!" He exclaimed in his typical army voice.

"No, I'M asking the questions here!" Rainbow Dash snapped.

"No, me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

"ME!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU ARE ASKING THE QUESTIONS!" Soldier yelled.

"NO! YOU ASK!" Rainbow Dash yelled back.

Soldier smirked, his idea worked (I'm a poet, and I didn't know it!), "Okay then!"

Rainbow Dash immediately realised what she did and sighed, "Go on..."

"Where am I?" Soldier asked.

Rainbow Dash gave him an 'are you kidding' look, "Ponyville."

"Oh, that helps!" Soldier retorted sarcastically.

"You're in Equestria, in the town of Ponyville. How's that?" Rainbow Dash explained to the mercenary.

"That's better! Now, how in Saxton Hale's name are you SPEAKING!" Soldier inquired.

"I'm a pony, duh!" Rainbow Dash replied.

Soldier wasn't happy, "Well-"

"RAINBOW DASH! GET AWAY FROM IT!" A southern voice yelled. Soldier and Rainbow Dash turned to see an orange pony, AppleJack.

"AppleJack! What're you doing here?" A surprised Rainbow Dash asked.

"Savin' your flank from this monster!" AppleJack responded.

Soldier cut in, "What? Monster! Where!" He said as he dropped his Rocket Launcher and picked up his shovel.

AppleJack looked in confusion as Soldier failed to realise that HE was the accused monster.

"Come at me! Show yourself! Coward!" Soldier taunted as he looked around with his helmet covered eyes. How he could see was a mystery.

"Uh, I mean't YOU were the monster..." AppleJack told Soldier, to which he grew an expression which looked like confusion and anger.

"What! Do I LOOK like a Spy to you? Those back stabbing monsters are certain to be here!" Soldier rambled as he flailed his shovel this way and that.

Rainbow Dash scooted closer to AppleJack and whispered, "I'll sort this guy out." And with that, she flew behind him. Bad move.

Just like when Spies attempted to back stab him whilst he captured points, he swung his shovel around, knocking Rainbow Dash out.

"RAINBOW!" AppleJack cried.

"Woops..."

END OF CHAPTER 2

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