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Don't care. Anyway, thank you for all the lovely reviews I've gotten from people. Lot's of you say you don't want romance, but I won't count it unless it's not on the poll

(She only likes the poll because it's the forst one she's ever made)

So? Anyway, I hope you love the second chapter! I was getting worried you might not like it!

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And neither does she! I apologize for any grammer mistakes and Spelling mistakes now!

I can't be bothered with a key for the speech. Figure it out Sorry


What…Just happened here?

A little brat too?

Lambo had been shot right outside the gates of the Vongola mansion. When he looked at his surroundings, he sighed. "I was shot right to the Vongola mansion? No fun at all." He could see that nothing had changed other than the fact that it looked a whole lot newer than it did. It was way past a ten year old's bed time and Lambo was getting pretty tired. He looked around to see if he could make do with anything as a bed. He found a perfectly good looking bush. He smirked. "Just like the one that I hide in from Bakadera." He made his way over to the bush like it was his nice warm bed. Tsuna and Gokudera could wait till tomorrow.

~x~

Tsuna and Gokudera made their way to the dining room. It was quite early for breakfast, but they didn't want to be caught by the other guardians. Tsuna was never one for mornings and he still isn't now. Gokudera literally had to drag his boss there. "Come on boss! You need to sort yourself out."This was the time of day were Tsuna was very snappy. "Shut up! Being a boss is hard you know! It's not like taking a walk in the park!" Gokudera turned his head to mumble. Tsuna raised an eyebrow. "What was that?"

Gokudera glared at his boss. "I said, dealing with such a childish boss and being his right hand man is no walk in the park either!" If they hadn't reached the dining room, Tsuna would have probably given a death glare to Gokudera that could probably make him piss so much that it made him have azoospermia*. Luckily for Gokudera, Tsuna had smelt the breakfast that was being made.

"I almost forgot the reason why I wake up in the mornings!" He ran right to the kitchen to go and get his food, while Gokudera followed in amusement. "Boss, you are so childish sometimes." After grabbing some food and coffee, Tsuna and Gokudera sat down to talk about how they should get back to the future. "Well I still say that we should find Talbot. He should be able to work it out." Gokudera took a sip from his coffee. "Yeah, but he might not have that technology for it. This is 400 years into the past. I think we should stick it out. It's a good holiday."

Tsuna half agreed. "Think about the amount of paper work I'll have to get through when we get back. My two exceptional are still not back yet. Gokudera froze. "That's right. Hibari and Mukuro are still not back yet. Knowing by the time we get back, there will be paper work on how Mukuro made the children walk the six paths of hell, and how Hibari destroyed a town because they didn't have discipline there."

As if reading him mind, Tsuna smiled at Gokudera weakly. "I'll pay for their damages of course. It's only usual." They both then sat there in silence. Then they both burst out laughing. Afterwards they wiped away the tears that had slipped out of their eyes. Tsuna spoke up. "Now I know why Vongola Nono says we're the second coming of the first generation. I heard we're the same as them." Gokudera scowled. "I'm nothing like that man."

Tsuna raised an eyebrow. "Who, G? Oh, you're exactly alike. Just like the way you used to be so clingy to me, he was the same to Primo." Tsuna suddenly felt some murderous intent and he innocently looked up. "Did I say something wrong, my beloved Gokudera-kun?" Gokudera was itching to grab his bombs and dynamite. He smiled sweetly instead. "You know, seeing as we aren't in the future, you're not the boss. Primo is."

Tsuna knew that the smile was fake and that was what made it so fucking scary. "Yeah, but when we get back, how will you explain that you killed me?" Gokudera shrugged. "I'll find a way, my beloved Decimo." Tsuna scowled. "Oh you're evil." Gokudera sighed. "Not as evil as you are in the mornings boss."

Just then, G. came in dragging Giotto. "Come on you lazy assed piece of blond fuck!" Tsuna and Gokudera froze and sweat dropped. "Who knew G. was so abusive to his own boss?" They then heard a groggy voice that was obviously annoyed. "I dare you to say that again you pink haired motherfucker, shit faced son a of a bitch!" The sweat on Tsuna and Gokudera doubled even more. "Who knew that Primo was even more abusive?" G. just sighed. He then looked up to see Tsuna and Gokudera staring at them. Gokudera leaned in to whisper to Tsuna. "Now I know where you get your laziness from."

Tsuna's right eye twitched. "At least I'm not like G. you squid haired freak." Gokudera was itching to bomb the face off of his boss, but calmed down instead. When G. and Giotto got to their table, Gokudera immediately asked for a cigarette. G. raised an eyebrow. "So early? Why?" As he handed him one, Gokudera sighed and leaned back in his seat and lit his cigarette. "You think that you're the only one dealing with an idiot boss, then you're wrong." Tsuna slapped Gokudera's head upside.

"When breakfast is over, I am going back to bed. You're right, I can use this as a holiday away from the freaks I have as guardians." Gokudera practically choked on the smoke he inhaled. "W-w-WHAT? Yeah, because we are the freaks when our boss is even weirder than us." G. slapped Giotto on the head. Giotto glared at him as he cradled his head. "What, was that for?" G. snorted. "Because of your laziness, the tenth generation have to suffer." Giotto pouted. "That's not my problem." Gokudera looked at Giotto. "It seems that you're not tired anymore. If only Tsuna was that quick. He's still grouchy."

All four of them started discussing all of the things that were similar between them.

~x~

Lambo had woken up from his uncomfortable sleep. He sighed as he got up from the bush. "Yare, yare. In my time, this bush was filled with nice cushions. I guess no one does the same as me around here." Lambo looked up at the gate in front of him. Luckily, he was small enough to get through the fence. He climbed through and ran up to the doorway.

To be fair, Lambo still hadn't developed his brain and didn't know that he might actually be wanted on Vongola property. Especially if they didn't know who he was. Almost immediately, subordinates came out of nowhere. "Hey you there!" Lambo looked backwards with one eye shut.

"Hm? What's going on?" Just then, a bullet was aimed at his head. He ducked just in time and carried on running. "When I find Dame-Tsuna, I'm going to make sure that I destroy everything on the next mission so that he can get lots of paper work!" Luckily for Lambo, he had played hide and seek a million times and knew places that no one could reach. "Hey! Come back here you runt!" Lambo was seething. He pulled out a grenade and hurled it at them. "No one calls me a runt! I am Lambo-Sama. I am the greatest!"

The guards saw the grenade in the air and paused to look at it. "Che cosa ha appena buttare a noi?" (What did he just throw at us?) That's when it finally clicked one of them started screaming and running. The rest were dumbfounded. "Non basta stare lì ti ritarda! Gettò una bomba! Corri!" (Don't just stand there you retards! He threw a bomb! Run!) When those words escaped his mouth, the rest all followed him. They didn't want to die just yet!

Lambo smirked and carried on running till he got to the side door that leads to his room. "Suckers! Lambo is too great for you all!"

Tsuna and Giotto looked up when they heard the bang. Tsuna's intuition was going haywire again. "What now?"

~x~

Daemon was not at all a happy man. It was all because of one person. That person goes by the name of Lampo.

Daemon had gotten back from his mission late last night and felt dirty, so he took a bath. He used his favourite shampoo and hair gel that kept his hair in its melon shape. Just because he had it in that position, doesn't mean he liked being called that. His hair had stayed up in the perfect position until this morning that is.

In fact, his hair was flat, but not its usual indigo colour. Oh no, it was pale white. Daemon had let out a scream (a manly one of course) and let his illusions run wild. He grabbed his clothes and ran out of his room to find the said brat.

He ran right to Lampo's room and swung the door wide open. "LAMPO! I'M GOING TO-" He immediately stopped himself when he saw that the lightening guardian was not In his room. Daemon smirked. "Oh, you think you're so smart running away early." Daemon then frowned. The thing is, Lampo was well known for hiding.

He had a new hiding place every friking day! He gritted his teeth. "Fuck you Giotto for having a MANSION!"

He then ran to the breakfast room thinking that he might have grabbed some breakfast before hiding. As he ran with anger in his eyes, he didn't realise when he ran into a little brat. They both crashed and Lambo held his head. "Ow! You idiot! Watch where're you're going otherwise Lambo-Sama will have to deal with you!" Daemon looked down to see who this little imbecile was. He looked down to see a little version of the green-haired fuck that he was looking for.

He grabbed him by the collar. "Oya, oya. Who the hell are you?" The anger in his voice was replaced with amusement. Maybe this was the brats little brother. Lambo let his voice go back to being bored. It's not the first time he was stuck like this. "My name is Lambo. Who the hell are you melon head?" Daemon's eye started twitching. "Are you Lampo's little brother?" Lambo looked at Daemon with a disgusted face. "You mean that brat that I had to put up with from the trials? No, no I'm not."

Daemon face palmed. "You have no right to call anyone a brat, when you're worse." Daemon started walking with Lambo still in his hands. "Nufufufu. If that's the case, then I'll deal with you personally. I have to take out my anger on someone." After having all the experience with Mukuro, Lambo knew that illusionists were the most sadistic people on earth, because they can make the impossible possible.

Lambo let out a scream and bit Daemon. "Ouch! You crap faced little cow!" Lambo was instantly dropped. He wasted no time in running away from the devil. "Oya, oya. I will catch you, you little twat."

~x~

Giotto and G. were walking to Giotto's office when they heard the scream. G. raised an eyebrow. "What do you think Lampo did to Daemon that is making him scream?" Giotto smirked. "I heard him mumbling about shampoo and hair gel. It must be his hair." G. laughed. "Daemon cares way too much about his melon hairstyle." They both walked into the office.

Giotto almost fainted at the amount of paper work that he saw on his desk. Luckily, G. was there to stop his fall. "What's wrong boss?" Giotto looked up to G. with a sour expression. "What's wrong? How can you ask me that question when you can see that pile of paper work in front of me?"

Giotto walked over to the pile and read the papers. "What does that man do on his missions? Why can't he take it easy like Alaude? He loves to maim people and torture them! G. was I smoking shit when I made Daemon my mist guardian?" G. face palmed. "No, you trusted him with your whole heart. I sometimes doubt your hyper intuition." Giotto sat down at his desk and sighed. "I sometimes do as well G. You aren't the only one."

Just then, the said man walked right through the door. Giotto and G. looked at the man. They both raised their eyebrows. "Daemon looks mad." "Giotto! Did you let Lampo bring his little brother to the mansion? If you did, then I will kill Lampo and his little brother right in front of you!"

Giotto and G. sweat dropped. Giotto spoke up. "Erm, Lampo doesn't have a little brother. That's the reason why he's a brat. He's an only child, remember?" Daemon thought about it. His eyes then widened. "That means that there is an intruder in the mansion! NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GONE BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING MANSION!" With that, daemon stormed out of the room.

He then walked back in. "Also, if you see that retard, tell him I will kill him when I set my eyes on him." He then stormed back out. Giotto sighed. "You can come out now Lampo." Lampo scrambled out from under the desk and G. growled. "What the hell were you doing there?" Lampo got up and scratched the back of his head.

"Hiding, wasn't it obvious? And what did he mean by little brother? I don't have one." G. smacked his head upside. Lampo clutched his head while Giotto thought about what Daemon had said. He leaned back into his seat. "Another one?" He told Lampo to leave that he wants to get on with his paper work. "Tell the guardians to meet me at dinner. I have something to tell them." Lampo sighed. "Alaude, Asari and Knuckle still aren't back yet."

Giotto nodded. "I know. Just the ones who might get back on time. Now go." He was getting a headache and it was only ten o'clock in the morning. Great. "Fine." Lampo walked out and G. felt happy. He did not that little git at all. "Giotto, I can't believe that he's one of your guardians." Giotto rubbed his temples. "Neither can I."

Giotto had a feeling that the little brat was another one of Tsuna's guardians. Oh well.

Present time

Reborn was wondering why it was quiet. Don't get him wrong, he LOVED it being quiet, but it seemed a little odd. He went to go and find I-pin. He saw the young girl in the kitchen helping to wash up. "Hey I-pin, have you seen Lambo?" She looked thoughtful for a moment, and then shook her head.

"Sorry Reborn-San. I haven't seen Lambo since yesterday. Why, do you need him for something?" Reborn shook his head. "No worries, I will go and find him myself." He walked out of the kitchen with his teeth gritted. "What has that little twat gone and done now?"

He went to go and search out Shouichi. He found him in the conference room. "Shouichi, have you seen Lambo?" Reborn saw him tense and knew immediately that he had seen him. "Where is he?" Reborn was not being patient at ALL.

"I kind of sent him to the past as well." Reborn grabbed Leon and aimed it at Shouichi's head. "And why exactly did you do that?" Shouichi covered his head. "I'm sorry Reborn-San! I only did it because I know that he would be annoying to you, so I got him out of your way." Reborn let a bullet fly right above his head. Shouichi flinched.

"Hn. You're lucky this time. You had a decent enough reason." With that, Reborn walked right out of the room. "I'm getting way too soft." (A/N: Soft? You just shot him above his head for doing something you liked!)

Past time

"Come on Gokudera!" Gokudera frowned. "Where are we going? What are we going to do exactly?" Tsuna just kept on going down the hallway and looking at when it was safe. "I have a feeling that Lambo is here. I know that grenade noise anywhere." Gokudera's frown deepened. "Tch. Why the hell is that cow here?" Tsuna shrugged. "Let's just go and find him."

Unfortunately for Lambo, it was Daemon that found him first. "Oya, oya. You'll have to do better than that. Lampo's already hidden here." Lambo looked up to the face of the devil. "Fine, you found me. What do you want?" Daemon laughed. "Nufufufu. I would have killed you, but you're not related to that little turd, so instead I'll just have to keep you with me until I can see Giotto." Lambo gulped softly. He didn't like Mukuro, but he hated Daemon. "Okay then."

He followed Daemon to the torture- I mean his bedroom.

Time skip

(A/N: Sorry, I'm not really a big fan of time skips, but seriously, I have nothing to write in this bit.)

Lampo was cautious around Daemon's room. "Should I go in?" Just then, he heard the man talking to someone. Lampo put his head on the door. He couldn't make out who it was and what they were saying, but he knew that there was someone else in the room. He quickly shouted. "Daemon, Giotto wants you to come to the dining room!" He quickly ran down the corridor.

Daemon had known that he was outside his room. He grabbed Lambo who protested and then ran to the door. "Come back here you little snot! I am not done with you! I haven't even started!"

He ran down the corridor to the dining room. He would get him there. He looked down to the little sack of a boy. "I don't believe any of that bullshit you told me in there. You're probably a spy who was sent to destroy us. How you even got in, I don't know." Lambo whimpered. "But it's true!" Daemon kept on walking. "Nufufufu. Sorry, but I'm not soft on little kids, so I don't care."

He got to the dining room to see Lampo shaking in the corner. G. was by the window smoking and Giotto was sitting in the chair looking at Lambo. G. smirked when he turned round to see Daemon holding Lambo. "Let me guess, you had a little fun on your mission and decided to bring your little toy home." Daemon scowled. "Shut the fuck up." Giotto frowned. "Language. That kid is like what, ten?" Lambo nodded and he was instantly dropped.

"Ow! Be gentle you melon head!" Daemon made his staff appear and thwacked Lambo on the head. "Oya, oya. NEVER call me a melon head as long as you live, you got that?" Lambo nodded his head. Daemon sighed and sat down and a maid brought his food to him. "This is the little intruder that I found. I also found out that he was the one to throw the bomb at some subordinates this morning. He must be a spy."

Just when Giotto was about to reply, Gokudera and Tsuna came bursting in. Tsuna looked up to see that they were interrupting something, while Gokudera grabbed Lambo. "What the hell are you doing here? You little shit, you shouldn't be here!" Lambo shut one of his eyes. He relaxed because it was only Gokudera. "Shouichi sent me here, octopus head. Yare, yare Gokudera. You should keep your shouting to a minimum. You're in the presence of Vongola Primo." Gokudera's eyes twitched and he reached into Lambo's pocket.

"Hey, what are you doing you paedophile?" When Gokudera found what he was looking for, he flung Lambo across the room. Tsuna sweat dropped. "So harsh." Gokudera sighed. "At least you're here. I was going crazy without my cigarettes." He lit one and inhaled. His face softened.

Daemon and Lampo stared at the people in front of them. Daemon got up. "Nufufufu. Who the hell are you? Friends of that little cow I see." Gokudera snorted. "Friends with that thing? Don't make me laugh Spade." Daemon was getting irked off by the minute. How did this clapped face twat know his name? He glared at Giotto and G. who seemed unfazed.

He let out his dark aura and Tsuna held his head. He looked at Daemon. "Can you stop doing that please? It's almost as bad as-mmm!" Gokudera had clamped his hand over Tsuna's mouth which made everyone suspicious. Gokudera gave him a look. Don't tell them! Tsuna sighed. Yes, now get your hand over mouth. (A/N: That's right; they can have a convo with their eyes!)

Daemon spoke up. "Boss, what's going on here?" Giotto looked at Tsuna who nodded. "Well Daemon, they're from the future." Suddenly, all of Daemon's anger seeped away. His frown was replaced with a broad smile which didn't suit his face.

"NUFUFUFUFUFU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP!" Lampo was staring at the three of them like they were mad. "I have to agree with him that is hard to believe." Daemon suddenly stopped laughing and glared at Lampo. "I don't need the likes of you to agree with me. My hair is still white." Gokudera snorted.

"You think that's funny?" "Yes, it is." G. snorted. Daemon waved a dismissive hand. He was not one to get angry very easily, but today he seemed to have snapped all in one. "Oya, oya. Let me get this straight. You're from the future? By how many years?" Lambo was mucking about with the carpet and Gokudera was still smoking. Tsuna sighed. "400 years." If Daemon had a drink in his mouth, he would have spewed it out all over the table. Unfortunately, Lampo did and it sprayed all over Daemon.

Daemon let all his illusions run wild on Lampo. Giotto sighed. "You need to stop that." Daemon shook his head. "No way. I have payback on him. Now let's eat and you can explain everything to me." While they were eating, Tsuna and Gokudera explained everything to him and Lampo. Lampo shook his head. "Does that mean that, that brat is my descendant?"

He was soon punched in the face both by G. and Daemon. "How can you call him a brat when he's exactly like you?" G. and Daemon glared at each other. "Stop copying me!" They started throwing insults at each other. Giotto leaned into Tsuna. "Is Gokudera and your mist guardian like this?" Tsuna nodded his head and sighed. "Sometimes."

Daemon then looked at Tsuna. "So, what, you're Vongola Decimo? I hope you're doing well." Tsuna growled and Lambo and Gokudera flinched. Giotto noticed and looked at Tsuna questioningly. G. stopped to look at Tsuna. Daemon was surprised, but shook it off. "What?" Tsuna stood up. "I don't like you Daemon. What you did to the family was unforgivable. And why Shimon?" He then walked away from the table. G. looked at Gokudera. "What was he on about?" Gokudera shook his head. "No worries. You really don't want to know."

He got up and Lambo followed Gokudera. Gokudera glared at Daemon while Lambo shook his head at him. The rest at the table looked at him. "What? I didn't do anything!" Lambo called out. "Not yet you haven't." With that, all three of them left. Lampo whistled. "Whatever you did must have been a lot to piss them off." He was slapped on the head again.


*Azoospermia= Fancy word for having no sperm

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