In case anyone's wondering, something went wrong the first time I uploaded the first chapter, so I had to reupload. Just wanted to get that out of the way!
A/N: Hello everybody! Before you get on to the next chapter, I would like to thank everyone who followed, reviewed, and favorited. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT! I'll just respond to the reviews right here: (Just scroll down if you want to get to the story)
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K.m: I'll go over your ideas and see if I can write anything about them. Yandere everyone? Cool.
Anonymous: Family love fics are the best. The best.
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Back to the story! Some childhood cartoons show up...
"So we're done with fanfics? I was liking them! Everyone was so out of character and it was HILARIOUS."
"I liked the one where West was making out with Ita-chan!"
"Prussia..."
"Remember the one where someone named Canada was also making out with Prussia?"
"Who's Canada?"
" I'm Canada..."
"And that one that Japan called a crack fic?"
"That made absolutely no sense."
"No, really, who is Canada?"
"Who knows?"
The meeting room descended into chaos and confusion as everyone (Excluding Greece, who was sleeping soundly) yelled, whispered, or rolled out giant posters of the fanfictions they had seen. Japan and Hungary were happily showing off their poster of (Insert -that stuff- here), causing many nations to gag.
Germany, who was hoping for at least a civilized meeting, blew a fuse and started yelling at the top of his lungs.
"SHUT UP AND PUT THE POSTER OF (Insert -that stuff- here) AWAY! WE HAVE THINGS TO DO, SO DISCUSS YOUR FANFICTION SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
The meeting room fell silent as everyone cowered in fear until-
"But West, we're appreciating our fandom!"
And so, the meeting room descended back into utter chaos.
"Yeah!"
"You told us to appreciate our fandom, potato bastard!"
"PASTA!"
"Aiyaa..."
"Really, who is Canada?"
"Who? Never heard of him."
" ~KESESESE~ I HAVE CLAIMED YOUR VITAL REGIONS, PRISS!"
Try as he might, Germany couldn't bring the room back to order, and decided that when he got back home he would down at least six bottles of beer to forget that this meeting ever happened.
Suddenly, Russia's aura started filling the room, causing everyone to freeze and turn to look at him.
"Shut up already, da?"
Which effectively caused everyone to roll up the posters, scramble into their seats, and try to make themselves as small as they could to aviod Russia's wrath.
Germany shuffled his notes, and glanced at Russia, who was still emiting an intimidating aura, terrifying Latavia, who was sitting next to him.
"Okay, yes, we are done with fanfiction. Sixteen meetings is enough-"
"Aww, but-"
"GO ONLINE! THAT'S WHERE WE FOUND THEM!" Germany roared.
"Okay, okay..."
"Anyway, we need to look at ships. More than half of the fandom is about them-"
"So like, we're looking at how well hamburgers and ketchup go together? Cool, bro. Best idea you've had all century."
"I agree with America-san."
"Get your own opinion already!"
"NO, WE ARE NOT LOOKING AT HOW WELL KETCHUP AND HAMBURGERS GO TOGETHER. WE ARE ANALYZING THE "SHIPS" THAT THE FANDOM HAS ABOUT US."
Nobody noticed the massive grins that had just erupted on Japan and Hungary's faces.
"So there are about six hundred ships, and since we don't have enough time to go over them, I figured that we would just go over the most popular ones. Okay, so, this one is called USUK? Also known as Libertea?"
"Are we going to look at pictures?"
"Pictures and some fanfiction that we haven't gone over yet."
The grins on Japan's and Hungary's faces grew even wider.
"So in this case, if you haven't realized this yet, it's England and America."
"WHAT? THEY SHIP ME WITH THE BLOODY WANKER?"
"Okay, who's idea was it to get England drunk so that he could confess his feelings?"
"Not mine."
"Nope."
"Why-why are you looking at me?"
"It was America."
Everyone stared at America, who was eating a hamburger (as usual). He shurgged.
"Best way to get someone to confess, right?"
"..."
"OKAY, WHO LET HUNGARY HANDLE THE PICTURES?"
Once again, half of the countries were slumped over chairs, green in the face. England and America, however, were standing in total shock, staring at the computer screen.
"WHAT?"
"What the bloody hell?"
And so, they decided to stop the analysis of USUK.
Once everyone had recovered, more or less, they all voted to stop analyzing shipping.
Mainly because of Russia.
And Switzerland, who said that if they even glanced at anything featuring Lichtenstein he would forego his neutrality and declare war on everyone.
"I feel very uncomfortable seeing myself being forced into a relationship with anyone, Germany-san."
"Affirmative."
"I would have to agree."
"Sheesh, some of us hate each other..."
"No kidding."
"And some of the ships are just awkward..."
"Where do young people get their ideas these days, aru?"
"I don't know, but I really think we should bomb them..."
"No!"
"Can we go back to looking at fanfiction now?"
"Yeah, especially looking at ones featuring the awesome me."
"Half of those are about you dying!"
That got Prussia all depressed, and required ten beers, sixteen hugs, five speeches declaring his awesomeness (three of them made by a pissed off Austria, at the exclusive request of Prussia himself), one cake, twenty bowls of ice cream, and Germany promising to call Prussia "big bro" for the rest of the year to cheer him up.
"CALL THE AWESOME ME BIG BRO, WEST!"
"Big bro..." Germany mumbled.
"LOUDER, WEST!"
"Big bro."
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"BIG BRO!"
(A/N: I had half a mind to have Prussia make Germany sing the whole Spongebob Squarepants song up here, only with "Big bro" instead of Spongebob Squarepants)
Of course, Prussia had caught it all on video and showed it to all the nations afterward, much to Germany's embarrassment, who asked him to delete it. However, Prussia had uploaded the video on Youtube, where it would stay forever until Germany figured out a way to get into Prussia's account and wipe all traces of the video from the internet.
A/N: Writing a chapter on shipping is tricky, and I really hope that I didn't offend anyone or their ships in this chapter. Tell me if I did, okay? Anyway, it's pretty awkward for the countries, seeing themselves paired up with someone. Let's all be honest, nobody wants to be paired up without prior consent. That little part about getting England drunk was probably written in a temporary bout of insanity... I honestly have no idea why it's there. Thanks for reading! Critique is appreciated!
