Waking to shrieks from his roommates, Sirius cracked an eye open and glanced at Peter and Remus pointing at him while screaming like little girls.
"What?" He asked groggily. Not sleeping or eating for a week in a half straight really took its toll on him.
"A GIRL!" they looked horrified at him. "IT'S A GIRL!"
"You're a girl mate." James shrugged and left the room, heading off for breakfast.
Launching from his bed, Sirius landed in front of the mirror and grinned, starting to cackle madly again. "IT WORKED! I'M A GENIOUS!"
Grabbing a breast in one hand, Sirius leered pervertedly towards his two roommates. "Peter." He purred in a distinct female voice. "Remus." He curled one finger in a 'come hither' way. Both boys paled and fell backwards as if they had been petrified.
Shrugging Sirius grabbed an old shirt of Remus' that he knew wouldn't be missed by the smaller boy—to much. Flouncing down to the Great Hall for breakfast.
Getting more looks than usual Sirius flirted with everybody as they passed. As he came to the doors leading to breakfast he saw his favourite person as of late. "You-who! Severus!" Swooshing up to the confused boy Sirius draped himself over the poor sap. "Guess who?" Sirius asked as he liked to terrified boys ear.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what…" His eyes getting impossibly bigger as James sauntered up to them.
"Sirius, They don't have any whatcha-ma-call-its." Pouting he noticed Severus. "Snivilous, why is my best mate a girl?"
"I-I-I…I have no clue." Not moving an inch as Sirius continued to make to boy as uncomfortable as possible with the PDA.
"I made a potion. I found out what it does. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sirius saw his most favouritest professor and flounced over to her. "Minnie, I made the most fabulous potion this past week."
"Oh my…" McGonagall stared at the young girl in bewilderment. "What in Melin's name have you done to yourself Mr. Black?"
"I wanted to impress you with my skills." He grinned wickedly.
"Are you able to turn yourself back?" she raised a fine brow at him.
"I haven't thought that far yet. But one day you'll see my brilliance and fall for me, my love. Wait for me until then!" And he disappeared off into the crowd to get breakfast.
"Mr. Potter! Mr. Snape! Come here for a moment will you!" She called to the two boys staring at Sirius' back. For once not even fighting with the other.
"Yes Professor?" Severus asked curiously.
"Do you know of that potion? And Mr. Potter, keep an eye on him, who knows what he could get up to." McGonagall sighed wearily as she turned back to the frail looking Snape.
"I'm quite certain he just put a bunch of random ingredients', perhaps some objects in a potion and hoped it wouldn't kill him." Severus fidgeted under the stern stare of his teacher.
"I see. I assume he got basic knowledge of potions from you as I doubt he's ever been past the first class in his first year."
"Yes ma'am." Severus bit his lip. "He promised to stop teasing me for two months."
"Hm. Well, go have breakfast will you." McGonagall turned and hurried to find Albus Dumbledore, she hoped he could fix this.
