Part 2
Me: Yay, we have a dare! Jessiebell13, come on in!
Jessiebell13: It's wonderful to be here. :) I have three dares.
Private: Is one of them to have K'walski jump off a cliff?
Me: Are you still upset from the last chapter?
Private: YES.
Me: ^_^' Now, Jessiebell13, your dares?
Jessiebell13: First, I dare Marlene and skipper to do the tango together.
Marlene: First a kiss, now a dance?
Me: YES now do it! *holds up a tazer*
Marlene: Eek! Okay!
Skipper: *sigh*
*tango music begins as Marlene and Skipper get into position, they begin dancing*
Marlene: OW! You stepped on my paw!
Skipper: Sorry!
*the music ends a few moments later*
Me: You guys were great! Now, you had two more dares?
Jessiebell13: Ah, yes. Kowalski and Private. I dare you two to kiss! ^_^
Kowalski: WHAT WHAT WHAT!
Private: No, I refuse to kiss him!
Me: I have those photos...
Private and Kowalski: OKAY we'll do it!
Me: Wait, how long do they have to kiss?
Jessiebell13: Uh, five minutes?
Private: Let's just get this over with!
*Kowalski and Private lean in, and they start to kiss. When the timer goes off they are still kissing. They would probably take it a bit further but Rico starts beating Private with a stick*
Private: (In a trance) Oh, wow... Hi... *faints*
*Jessiebell13 sprays him with water*
Me: Why'd you do that?
Jessiebell13: Because, my next dare is for Kowalski to kiss Mr. Blowhole, while Private watches.
Kowalski: 0.0
Skipper: (just looks angry, probably cuz his operative is going to kiss Blowhole)
Blowhole: OH HELL NO.
Private: *glares daggers at Jessiebell13, Kowalski, Me, and Blowhole*
Jessiebell13: Just do it! You only have to do it for one minute.
*Kowalski and Blowhole lean in, and unlike all the other kisses they promptly pull away the moment the minute is over*
*Private and Skipper look pretty pi$$ed*
Me: ^_^' Okay, since that's all. I'll be moving on to my dare!
Jessiebell: Oh boy. :D
Me: Maurice I dare you to make out with Mort!
Maurice: O.o
Mort: I like the feet!
Me: It's not like he'll know what's happening, anyway.
Maurice: *sighs, then begins to kiss Mort*
*Mort karate-flips Maurice off of him*
Me: Yay! :D That's all, toodles!
