Part 2

Me: Yay, we have a dare! Jessiebell13, come on in!

Jessiebell13: It's wonderful to be here. :) I have three dares.

Private: Is one of them to have K'walski jump off a cliff?

Me: Are you still upset from the last chapter?

Private: YES.

Me: ^_^' Now, Jessiebell13, your dares?

Jessiebell13: First, I dare Marlene and skipper to do the tango together.

Marlene: First a kiss, now a dance?

Me: YES now do it! *holds up a tazer*

Marlene: Eek! Okay!

Skipper: *sigh*

*tango music begins as Marlene and Skipper get into position, they begin dancing*

Marlene: OW! You stepped on my paw!

Skipper: Sorry!

*the music ends a few moments later*

Me: You guys were great! Now, you had two more dares?

Jessiebell13: Ah, yes. Kowalski and Private. I dare you two to kiss! ^_^

Kowalski: WHAT WHAT WHAT!

Private: No, I refuse to kiss him!

Me: I have those photos...

Private and Kowalski: OKAY we'll do it!

Me: Wait, how long do they have to kiss?

Jessiebell13: Uh, five minutes?

Private: Let's just get this over with!

*Kowalski and Private lean in, and they start to kiss. When the timer goes off they are still kissing. They would probably take it a bit further but Rico starts beating Private with a stick*

Private: (In a trance) Oh, wow... Hi... *faints*

*Jessiebell13 sprays him with water*

Me: Why'd you do that?

Jessiebell13: Because, my next dare is for Kowalski to kiss Mr. Blowhole, while Private watches.

Kowalski: 0.0

Skipper: (just looks angry, probably cuz his operative is going to kiss Blowhole)

Blowhole: OH HELL NO.

Private: *glares daggers at Jessiebell13, Kowalski, Me, and Blowhole*

Jessiebell13: Just do it! You only have to do it for one minute.

*Kowalski and Blowhole lean in, and unlike all the other kisses they promptly pull away the moment the minute is over*

*Private and Skipper look pretty pi$$ed*

Me: ^_^' Okay, since that's all. I'll be moving on to my dare!

Jessiebell: Oh boy. :D

Me: Maurice I dare you to make out with Mort!

Maurice: O.o

Mort: I like the feet!

Me: It's not like he'll know what's happening, anyway.

Maurice: *sighs, then begins to kiss Mort*

*Mort karate-flips Maurice off of him*

Me: Yay! :D That's all, toodles!