==Chapter 2: Tea time with Tree's==

So… what's your name? I asked the red eyed magus in front of me.

We were currently in the garden drinking tea together or at least trying to have tea together.

The maids were kind enough to serve me tea but they did forget that I was a Bonsai tree. Then again what they did was nice so I do have no right to complain.

The smell is kind of relaxing. Put emphasis on the word "kind of" because I'm pretty sure that the cause of all the problem I'm currently experiencing right now is trying her best to annoy me.

"…" Oh she's just there sitting like a pretty doll while sipping her tea ever so elegantly. Wow, she even has her pinky up.

Hey I'm talking to you here! What the point of bringing me here if you won't talk to me? I'm trying to break the ice here lady

"Are you?" asked the Magus.

Oh hell no! I'm not getting sass mouth here of all things… but she does brings up a good point there…

Well…technically I'm only telepathically communicating with you but still… can I at least know your name?

"Why should I?" she asked once again.

…why do you have to be a pain in the ass here?

I can't keep calling you Einzbern all the time because I'm pretty sure that there are some people here are Einzbern's as well

"That doesn't answer the question" she said as she elegantly laid down her cup of tea.

Well ok then bi… ok I'm not going to finish that.

It's really quite scary how much a fireball can suddenly just pop out of her hands. Being a tree means that Fire=Agony so… yeah… I don't want to know how good of firewood I am thank you very much! Thank god she extinguished it quickly after making her point

You know we did start off with a rather…rough beginning

"…"

Rude beginning

"…"

Out right sexually harassment

"…"

Interspecies violation of privacy

"…"

You know what? Forget it! You're not going to even talk to me anyways!

Why did she have to be so hard to talk to! She may look like Irisviel but damn is her attitude completely different.

"I did talked to you" she said with a smug smile on her face.

Oh come on! Really! Why do you have to be such a pain in the ass to talk to! I'm trying my best to be civilized and you just have to keep shooting down all my attempts to do so.

Oh now your talking! I have half the mind-!

"You have a mind? Oh dear I didn't notice that" She said cutting me off in the middle of my tirade.

Screw you!

"No thanks" she replied with that ever so present smug smile of hers

This is getting nowhere Einzbern. I just want to know your damn name? Is it really too much to ask?

"Oh yes, yes it is" she said with a voice that was just dripping with sarcasm.

Grrrrr! I would have preferred speaking with Zelretch than speaking with you. At least I know that Zelretch would be a better speaking partner than this cold sarcastic bitch.

"So the experiment really was a failure" she then said as she closed her eyes.

What Experime-me-me-me-mentos and sugar beets! Lady! What have I told you about fireballs? You stuck me inside a fucking tree and if you haven't noticed, tree's aren't exactly that fire resistant.

Seeing the fire ball dancing just above the palm of her hands was really outright terrifying. I'm a tree damn it and that would reduce me to nothing but charcoal.

"Isn't that the point of using fire on a tree?" she asked as if she was stating the obvious.

Well you're right but before you do that why did you say I'm a failure?

I'm a little curious here really. Why was she calling me a failure? Knowing this just might save the leaf in my canopy. This also be my way to get out of my situation right now.

"I didn't call you a failure" she replied…

Stop with the sass-mouthing lady. I know I was really rude at the beginning but this is getting out of hand here. Also it doesn't take a genius to get that I was the subject for the experiment so that's why I'm being eliminated.

I did remember you saying that the goal of the experiment was….was… ummm capture a foreign soul right?

"Yes and so far evidence has pointed out that you came from this dimension and not from another dimension." She replied.

Oh wow, that's the longest sentence he has uttered so far. We have a new record here

What gave you that idea? I'm pretty sure that I'm from another universe since I know the fate series is just a show and to have character from that show standing infront of me is a good indicator that I've been dragged to that world. She's a damned Einzbern if the magic and physical

"You are familiar with the Moonlit world" She replied

He he, really? Are you really that naïve? I'm familiar with the Moon lit world but that doesn't really make me from the same universe here lady. You're getting hasty in your conclusions here. You don't have to be a practioner of the magical arts to be familiar with the magical world

"… what are you implying?" she said as the shadow of a frown slowly appeared in her face.

Come now? You're a magus and from what I know all magus are smart. Can't you figure this out?

I just have to hand it to this lady. She may look smart but she's a bit slow here.

"... You're not making any sense here" She said as she frowned

Oh really now. Wow… well fine but I have to warn you that this might get a little to weird so bear with on this one

"Go ahead, you have all the time in the world" she said as she leaned back and her frown disappeared.

Well basically this universe is a show in my universe

"…" She frowned for a bit as she leaned forward towards me.

Well I did wa…

She suddenly started laughing with amusement written all over her face. She held her hands over her forehead as she leaned back laughing, finding what I said to be hysterical.

"Oh dear, I never knew you had a sense of humor! Its quite funny when you say that" she said in between fits of giggle

No really I'm not kidding.

This only amused her further as she held her stomach as if aching from how hard she was laughing right now.

Hey stop laughing I'm serious here!

"How can expect me to believe such lies? This universe? A mere show in another universe? What sort of madness are you talking about?" She asked smiling and giggling while she wiped away the tear in her eyes.

This universe was really just came from a single mans imagination.

"Do you have proof of your claim?"

I…wait a minute… you have no electric lighting…

"Electric Lighting? What does this have to do with your claim of being from another universe? Furthermore, who would be insane enough to place electric lighting in their homes?" She asked frowning clearly starting to get annoyed.

Wait just minute let me think…

I was really not making sense here really. It's really hard to present a proof if all you have is words but I still have to try. Hmm maybe this idea could work

Do you have a telephone?

"What… in the nine rings of hell are you talking about?" she asked

A telegraph?

"Enough of you nonsense!"

What is the year right now?

"Is it important?" she asked.

Just freaking tell me what year is it right now

"It's the 13th of December, 1760." she replied

Well I be damned… you… you just dragged a soul several years in the future from another universe… No need to tell me your name because I know it…

Things are starting to become clearer and I now do have a way to prove my claim. Now all I have to do is manipulate things in to my favor if I could that is.

"That doesn't prove anything. You may be from the future but that doesn't mean you're from another universe" she said

Haven't you been listening to me Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern?

This got her attention as I saw the brief flash of disbelief and surprise cross her face before it was quickly by a stony expression.

"…"

Don't be surprise Justeaze. Your entire damn world is a show, a play and you know and a very big fan. You want kind of character you are on this play?

"What?" she asked frowning while trying to hide her curiosity.

You're just a minor character.

Come on, get angry…

"You keep on talking about how you're from another universe yet you speak of nothing but nonsense" she said with annoyance in her tone

Oh Holy Maiden of the North I may sound like I'm speaking nonsense to you but all the things I have been telling so far is true.

Just a little more…

"I need proof" She hissed clearly annoyed at what I'm saying.

Well here's goes nothing. I can only hope my half ass plan of mine would work

You want proof? I'll show you proof! Call the damn Wizard Marshall. I can guarantee you that he'll personally tell you how much of an insignificant character you are in the grand scheme of things

I really do have to thank my lack of a face right now because I'm really sure that I'll be grinning right now.

The grin that was threatening to split Justeaze's face was all just too amusing to see. Playing on a persons prides is actually quite easy if you think of it.

"Ohh I'm not going to jut call th Wizard Marshall, I'll bring you to him personally"

One ticket out off here coming right up!

==End of Chapter 2==

Well here's another chapter for you people to read. I was really surprised that a few people actually like this random idea of mine... how the hell did this get more favorite that the fanfic that I was actually pouring my effort in? Damn it but anyways... here's the damn chapter..Well I hope that you enjoy another half assed chapter of mine. I was having a headache while writing this so sorry if its a bit inconsistent.