Hello all! I'm very nervous! I just realized the goal I set for myself must be complete in 14 days...and I'm planning 12-13 stories in this collection! Warnings for this chapter: Jesse McCartney bashing, lots of thong mention, mention of a picture of Larxene in a bathing suit.

Zexion: What's the matter? This is your second story today.

Narutoast: Yes...BUT it took me two days to think of the last one!

Zexion: ..So improvise.

Narutoast: Easy for you to say...

Zexion: You bet it is! Now on with the story!

Lexaeus: Yeah!

Narutoast: -whimper-

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Zexion clutched his book tightly, watching Lexeaus build the arena for Roxas' "man games" with Axel.

"Please, Zexy?" Roxas asked kindly.

"NO!" Zexion responded, not taking his eyes from his book.

"Pleeeeaaaase?" Roxas persisted, in his annoying Jesse McCartney-spawned voice."Or I'll tell what's in your book!"

"What the--! Why you little--! Ngh...FINE!" Zexion stormed off to begin the plans for the arena.

Lexaeus put up the sign mentioned in the last story as a finishing touch. "Zexion! Come sign this!"

Zexion walked over. "Hmm? What is it?" He looked the sign over and burst out laughing. "Gladly!"

And there it was. The sign that they had hung was priceless. Just wait till Roxas saw.

It was then that Lexaeus noticed something. Zexion never put down his little book there. He walked over to the short, non-existent man and narrowed his eyes.

"What is it, buddy?" Zexion asked his taller, yet still non-existent counterpart.

"Lemme see your book."

"No way!"

"Why not?"

"Because it's mine!" The shorter man's only visible eye narrowed up at Lexaeus.

"Sharing is caring, Zexion."

"Well I don't care."

"Then take a time out."

"This isn't preschool. For crying out loud, Lexaeus!"

"Please?" Lexaeus really wanted to know what was in that book of Zexion's.

"No." Zexion responded.

"I'll be your best friend?"

"You already are."

"I'll be your boyfriend?"

"I'm straight."

"Darn. Gimme the book!" Lexaeus lunged at Zexion. He grabbed the short man by the leg and hung him upside-down by it. But Zexion still held fast.

"MY BOOK!" He screamed. Something pink started to slip out. It looked slim...and made of silk? Lexaeus shook Zexion some more. The pink thing slipped out some more, but now it looked like there was a thicker part to it.

After a bit more shaking, a pink thing

(thong)

came out.

"It isn't mine!" Zexion said, scared that something else had fallen out. For it was obvious the thong wasn't his...It said Larxene on it in big black letters across what might be the butt of the thong. There was a red lipstick kiss under the name and under that, scribed in blue pen:

For Zexy...

My cute, Little Man

Lexaeus stared at Zexion. "How does she like you?!"

"I uhm...Totally didn't use a mindgame? You know...So she likes me now?"

"Does she still like Axel?" Lexaeus asked.

"Of course. They're going out, right?"

"I thought Axel and ROXAS were going out. I saw them kissing yesterday."

"But I saw Axel and Larxene kissing yesterday!" Zexion became increasingly worried.

"You did? Maybe he's cheating on Larxene?"

"But I saw Roxas kissing Namine!"

"AND I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS!" Marluxia ran in happily.

"Get out of here!" Lexaeus and Zexion screamed at him.

Marluxia sadly left the room, hanging his head.

"So who likes me?" Lexaeus asked.

"Nobody."

"Why not?"

"Well you're just not that good looking." Zexion shrugged. Then, he dropped his book. "EEP!"

As if it were fate, the book fell open to a page with a picture of Larxene in a bikini taped in.

"Hahahaha....How'd that get in there?" Zexion asked nervously.

"Zexion..." Lexaeus started slowly. "I always wondered why you ALWAYS have that book...and now I think I know why."