Chapter 2- Ash and the Wild Girls
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or any other franchise I decide to borrow for this fanfiction. Though granted if I did own Pokemon I would spend a good portion of money on trying to make real Pokemon… Why do I have deep dreadful feeling some dumbass out there is actually attempting this? Though if they succeed, kudos to them.
"Look at these cool Pokemon!" exclaimed Ash as he looked at the three Unova starters. The rambunctious Fire-pig Tepig, the ever smirkful grass snake Snivy, and the proud water otter Oshawott. The Oshawott's bravado quickly feel apart at Ash's compliment of it being cute however.
When Ash and Pikachu had woken up, Professor Juniper offered to show them and Ray around the lab. In the mean time she wanted to place Pikachu under more tests. Not long into the tour an assistant came in and announced the arrival of a new trainer.
Trip. Was his name. Ray already did not like him. She has a rather strong hate for humans that are arrogant. The boy basically had it pouring off of him. Well that and she insulted Ash for living in a rural town. He then took a picture of the three Pokemon before picking the Snivy.
Trip got his standard supplies for a journey and left the lab. Then Ash rushed after him. "Ash what are you doing?!" asked Ray before she followed after him
"Hey Trip! I want to ask you something!" Ash yelled before he caught up to Trip.
"What is it?"
"How does the league work here?"
"Standard 8 badges and a championship every year. Now if you will excuse me." Trip started to walk away.
"Pika!"
"Huh?" ASKED Trip as he admired Pikachu who climbed up Ash's shoulder.
"Is he yours?"
"Ash!" yelled Ray as she finally caught up to the boys. "You…" Ray growled at Pikachu as a result of him tripping her on the way to Ash.
"Excuse me?"
"Oh sorry about that. Yes this is Pikachu. He is the friend I started my journey with."
"How about a Pokemon battle?"
"Sur-"
"It will have to wait." Ray interrupted the two boys.
"Who are you again?"
"A concerned third party. Ash is it really wise to have Pikachu in a Pokemon battle so soon after what happened?" she asked with a slight anger in her tone.
"Well-I… you are right…" replied Ash with slight shame. He then turned to Trip. "Sorry man. Can I get a rain check?"
"Hmph. Very well another day." Trip replied before walking down the trail.
"Pika! Pikachu…"
"Ah. I will be fine Pikachu. We need to focus on you." He replied.
"That sparking his cheeks had earlier concerns me. I want to see if his electric attacks were affected."
"Alright." Pikachu then jumped off of Ash's shoulder and got into battle stance.
"Use Thunderbolt!"
"PIKA-Chuuu?" Pikachu replied in confusion as he failed to discharge the electric power.
"I was worried about that. See Ash? If you had let Pikachu battle he would have had half his arsenal gone. Let us get back into the lab." Ray told the both of them before heading back inside.
"Zekrom." Ray sent out in a telepathic burst.
"Sister Rayquaza. I had heard of your vacation from Father. What is it that you need?" She and Ash watched Pikachu as they place him in another testing device.
"Remember the Pikachu you shocked to hell?"
"Yes? What of it? I was planning on fixing it now."
"You better fix him or I swear I will shove a Hyper Beam up your ass."
"Woah there sister. There is no need to worry. Though I cannot promise it will not hurt." Zekrom then cut the telepathic link before the lights began to flicker.
Lightning bolts could be heard striking the building. Blue electricity could be seen flowing from the device to the electric mouse. The poor mouse began shrieking in pain. Ash rushed to his friend and he too took the shock trying to help his friend. Not long after that the storm outside stops.
"Zekrom…"
"What now?" he asked in an obviously annoyed tone of voi-thought? Do thoughts have tones? Off topic.
"Next meeting be aware I will be 'paying' you back for that."
"What did I do now?! You know what? Screw it." The link was cut again.
"Ash are you ok?" asked Ray in concern.
"Ugh… Ow… I am fine." He replied as he peeled himself of the ground. "What about Pikachu?"
The yellow mouse immediately got up and gave a happy "Pika!" while charging electricity in its tail.
"Ok then buddy! Use Thunderbolt on me!"
"What!?" asked Ray in shock as she watched our hero light up like a Christmas tree.
Then as though nothing happened Ash jumped for joy, but Pikachu fainted. It has been a long day.
Later at night.
"Thanks for the dinner, Professor." Exclaimed Ash as he patted his full belly.
"Yes. Thanks for the… somewhat pleasant dinner." Ray said still somewhat disgusted by Ash's eating habits.
"It is no trouble. Oh yes, in all the chaos I almost forgot. Professor Oak said you had a package for me?" replied the professor.
"Oh yeah." Ash then began digging into his backpack before pulling out a golden Pokeball. "This is the GS ball. This is the mysterious ball Professor Ivy had. Kurt managed to open the ball to find it empty. Professor Oak wanted you to study the materials of the ball."
"I have heard about this ball. It will be an honor to study it." She took the ball from Ash and admired it. "So what now Ash?"
"He. Will be escorting me to Castelia City. It is the least he can do after sticking me with the bill on the boat. AND covering me with ketchup. AND cooking me well done with a Thunderbolt." she reminded Ash with a rather cruel smirk.
"I see. Always the trouble magnet as Oak had warned. Well Ms. Quaza until Ash takes you to Castelia City, Why not let him take on the gym challenge? Ash?"
"Sounds like fun! It is always a good time taking on a new league!"
"I am not in any particular rush. So I would not mind the slight detours." She replied with a smile. "Besides. This human seems like he will be fun to tort-I mean hang out with." she added in her head.
"All right!"
The Next Morning
"Well then Ash are you ready to get going?" asked Ray as she carried her stuff in a green backpack with Rayquaza-like designs.
"Yup. That is a cool backpack by the way."
"Of course it is. It based off of my favorite Pokemon. Rayquaza." she replied with a small smirk.
"Ok Ash I have given you all you need. Also I have a message from your mother." Juniper said from behind them."
"Really?"
"Yes she said to make sure you clean-mmph!" Ash quickly muffled her mouth with a slight blush dusting his cheeks.
"I get the message…"
"Haha! Good luck Ash."
With a final wave goodbye Ash rushes off into the forest. "Ash you idiot! Wait for me!" yelled Ray as she chased after him.
As Professor Juniper watched the two disappear into the forest her phone began to ring. "Yup the two left together."
"Ha. I figured as much. Zekrom reported to me earlier last night." A deep male voice replied through the phone.
"I must say old friend the first time I hear from you in years and it is for a favor?"
"I apologize. But you were the only one I could ask in Unova to help start out my plan."
"It is no problem. You just owe me and Professor Oak a favor."
"Very well. Though it will be well worth it when my daughter is off her vacation. Have a nice day Professor Juniper."
"You as well Arceus."
(In French voice) 45 Minutes Later…
"Really Ash? Really? In the half hour I lose you. You manage to electrify another girl, try to steal her Pokemon, start a Pokemon stampede, and then convince the girl to join us?" Ray asked with her face in her palm.
"Yes?" Ash replied with a sweat drop.
"Umm… Hello my name is Iris and this is Axew." The dark skinned girl with poofy hair gave her hand to Ray.
"Axew!" the green dragon popped out of her hair.
"Oh? An Axew? Nice to meet you cutie." She then scratched the little dragon's chin.
"I see Axew likes you."
"Meh. I always seem to have a knack for dragons. Well then Iris, My name is Rayna, but you can call me Ray."
"Am I out of trouble yet?"
"No"
The Next Day
"So I have been meaning to ask. What Pokemon do you have?" asked Ash as they were traveling the trail.
"I don't. I have never owned a Pokemon." She replied.
"Huh? Why not?"
"I have to admit it is rather uncommon." added in Iris.
"Hmm… I guess you could say I never got around to it. Hmm… Hey Ash could we stop for a bit to find me a Pokemon?" she asked. "They are right… Not having a Pokemon will only draw unwanted suspicion…"
"Sure. Here are some Pokéballs and Pikachu and I will make it easier to catch." Ash replied with a big smile on his face and some Pokéballs in his hands.
"Thanks. You don't mind do you Iris?"
"Nah… With Ash being such a kid I have no doubt we would be delayed anyway."
"Hey! What does that mean?"
"Anyway, what is the plan?" asked Ray completely ignoring Ash.
"Wander around and hope for the best? Always works for me." replied Ash.
"Iris?"
"I can't really argue with his idea. It is not like Pokemon will fall through the sky and magically go into your Pokeball."
BANG!
Flash! Woosh! Woo ooh woo ooh woo ooh DING!
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"What?" Ash finally said after watching a yellow blur fall from the sky and bash into Ray's head. As she fell unconscious the Pokeball fell out of her hand and hit the yellow blur. The yellow blur was then caught.
Iris looked up at the sky. "It's not like a million Pokedollars are going to fall out of the sky!"
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"Did you really think that would work?"
"I was hoping." She said with a blush. "We should get her and her Pokemon to the center" she pointed to the unconscious girl.
"I got her." Ash said as he picked her up. "UGHH! Wow… I know it is rude to say but she is heavy!" Ash exclaimed.
Is he on steroids?!
Kaelus!
What? It is a perfectly acceptable answer! She is 500 lbs.!
Dude… She is in human form. She is not THAT heavy.
And the other times Ash is able to do super human things?
Deus ex Machina. Literally. There is a theory going around that because Ash saved Arceus in the movie he gifted him with super abilities. Besides does it really matter? In the show he is still 10 after traveling across 5 countries!
Is he 10 now?
"What? No! How the hell do I have a 10 year old romancing an ancient god?
I thought you weren't going to have that happen until Kal-
DUDE! What did I tell you about spoiling stuff? That is it! Frosty!
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Call his wife. I am done with him. I don't want to see him for at least 10 chapters.
NO! PLEASE! Don't call Kaze! I promise I will behave!
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How did you call her if you can't talk!?
Kaelus!
NO! NO! NOOoooooooooo… (Sounds of dragging and begging for mercy continue until they fade)
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Hagh… I know, I know… Can we please just get back to the story? I am sure the readers are annoyed by now.
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"Team Rocket is blasting off again!" the evil trio sound off before emerging from the smoke on jet backs.
"Thanks Oshawott! Huh? Where is he?" asked Ash.
"It doesn't matter right now. We have to get our Pokemon and Ray to the center!" Iris replied before they started rushing to the center.
A lone female Oshawott poke her head out the tree looking at the crew. "Oshawott…"
Oh… He already talked through the rest of the events for the chapter…
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Well… Shit…
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Well honestly? There really would be no point. The story I had planned on reporting for the chapter is over.
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What do mean Samus is looking for me?
ASH!
Oh you little bit-AGH!
BOOM!
Thank you Frosty. I was wondering where this idiot was. (Sounds of a heavy object dragged like a sack of potatoes carries on till they fade with a faint smell of charred skin.)
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An: Welp… that was one of the most… interesting endings I have done. Yes, I am aware Ash's Oshawott is male. No, I will not be entirely faithful to the show script. Yes. I will include the movies. No I will not have Ash have a legendary Pokemon… Maybe a Victini. Yes. I gave Ray a Pokemon. Take a guess the Pokemon. You guess right, you get a prize of… Virtual Cookies! Any questions or comments fell free to ask in the review section. I had to close my PM on my profile. Anyway, Review, favorite, etc… Have a nice two weeks. Oh and Happy Holidays to all.
