Hidan looked around, waiting for all the lovely girls to be on their knees begging him to be theirs

......

Didn't happen.

"Who the fuck are these, Suki?!" asked a black haired girl, her grey eyes darted around, looking at the group then they settled on the lastperson, Itachi Uchiha who just stared back

"Calm down, Akako, these are my new friends"

"Sit your arses down, we gotta practice" said ginger girl

"FOR FUCK SAKE TREAT THEM WITH RESPECT, SUMI"

".........OW WHAT THE FUCK, STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT, WEIRDO"

Sumi turned around to see Hidan checking 'the junk in her trunk'

of course he received a slap across the face

"just. sit. down"

Hidan walked over to the benches, gently caressing his face

"You deserved that" Itachi stated

"She ruined my beautiful face, I can't walk out in public like this!!"

"SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Akako turned to a dark brown haired girl

"Junko, press that button....nooooo that one, THAT. ONE., yeeees, play it, goooood"

The music started

Lalalalala

Oh baby baby
Have you seen Amy tonight?
Is she in the bathroom
Is she smokin' up outside
Oh

The girls started dancing to the beat (a/n:I was going to put pumping to the music, *note to self*don't follow dirty writing road)

Oh baby baby
Does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that I'm gonna buy her
Do you know just what she likes
Oh

Oh Oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Tobi decided to join in, so he started to do 'the worm' but Hidan stood on him by accident

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are
begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you se-

Everything went black, Powercut, Tobi squealed and held on to Deidara for dear life

sudddenly there was a flash of light everyone turned to see a Blonde standing on a table, holding a torch

"I am Uta, and I don't need music to dance to the beat!!"

The girl started flapping her arms and kicking her legs, She stopped after 50 seconds, she looked around and smiled to herself

"Okay, then, bye bye now"

The lights flashed on and she was gone

Sasori stood up and quietly asked

"Who was that girl?!"

Junko turned to him and sighed

"Uta Kinshi, Total Psycho but she's fiine...when she hasn't heard music, example A has just been shown"

The group started talking to The girls, Suki whispered to Hidan about Sumi, he walked over to her

"Sooooo, yeah I'm sorry that I touched you butt...It's very nice"

She looked at him and gave him a weak smile, He tried to think

"mmm, so are you busy tomorrow?" He asked (a/n: today is friday)

"no, why?!"

"I'll make it up to you by taking you to the cinema, ok?"

Sumi thought for awhile "ok"

~Later that night~

Akako had just got off the phone to Sumi, who had told her all about her and Hidan's date

Maybe.....no, she'd kill me......but it's for her own good.....OK WE SHALL

She picked up the phone and dialled numbers

"....Ok, are you sure, good, see you tomorrow"

There was a tap at her window, she opened her curtains to reveal Itachi standing on her balcony, She flung one of the windows open

"I told you seven fucking years ago I didn't want to see your face AGAIN!"

She was about to close it but a hand stopped her

"oh, come on we were ten, get over it"

"GET OVER IT?!, ITACHI, THE LUMP ON MY HEAD DIDN'T GET OVER IT FOR TWO WEEKS"

"I told don't stand behind me when I have a spade in my hands, anyways I came here to apologise"

Akako looked at him warily

"gooooooooo on?"

"How about Sunday, we......go shopping?"

"mmmmmmm, alright then but you pay"

"WHA-"

Akako slammed the window shut before he could complain

"Damn" so he left

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You could tell I got bored at the end 'cos it got sloppy

If u seek Amy by Britney Spears was the song

Gimme ideas people!!

X-Itachi's Lover-X