My HTTYD Random Talk Show
Guess whose back! Me! It's the next chapter for my talk show with the HTTYD crew! So without further ado here is the next chapter, oh and thank you to everyone who reviewed!
Disclaimer: I own HTTYD, my real name is Cressida Cowell! I own it all mhwhahaha! (Sarcasm)
Blipity: "We're back with my random talk show!"
Hiccup: "Oh gods your back."
EmsTheInvincible: "Hey, hey that Camicazi girl and Astrid have got into a fight!"
Blipity: "What!" Wait where's Ginger?"
EmsTheInvincible: "Oh I shut her up in the dungeon, she's acting a little… weird."
Blipity: "We have a dungeon?"
EmsTheInvincible: "Yeah… sort of."
Blipity: "Yeah… Ok, anyhoo we should start with the questions.
Toothless: (walks in) "Grrrr *snort* grrrrrrr."
Blipity: "O-k I don't know what that means."
Book Hiccup: "He said he's hungry."
Hiccup: "How do you know?"
Book Hiccup: "I can speak dragonese, can't you?"
Hiccup: (sulking) "No."
Blipity: …
EmsTheInvincible: "Ok first question is from InuTenshi0013.5 and it's actually more of a dare.
Hiccup: "This is a talk show not a dare show!"
Blipity: "Look just do what it says I don't really see the difference, you get dares in talk shows right? Yeah, so just read the dare Ems."
EmsTheInvincible: "that was hilarious! do me a huge favor, dare Hiccup to kiss Astrid for me, and hug toothless once for me!lol(but seriously, do it)!.
Blipity: Thank you :D ^
Hiccup: "Fine but no more dares in this talk show!"
Blipity: "Blah, blah, blah just do it."
Hiccup: (goes and kisses Astrid)
Toothless: *Snort* grrrrr *grunt*
EmsTheInvincible: Um…
Book Hiccup: "He said 'nobody's hugging me!'
Blipity: "Aw come on Toothless hug me from your fans! I'll give you fish!"
Toothless: *grunt*
Blipity: "Yey!" (hugs Toothless)
Ginger: "GINGER NINJA SURPRISE ATTACK! HIYAH!
Blipity: "I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN THE DUNGEON!"
EmsTheInvincible: SHE BROKE FREE!
Blipity: "What kind of dungeon is it anyway?"
EmsTheInvincible: "I said it was sort of a dungeon."
Ginger: "I AM TOO AWESOME TO BE JAILED!"
Blipity: GET THE NET!
EmsTheInvincible: (Pulls rope that yanks Ginger into a net)
Ginger: (hanging in a net from the ceiling) "Lemme down! I want muffins!"
EmsTheInvincible: "You want muffins, here, have millions of muffins!" (Laughing manically while throwing bananas at Ginger.)
Blipity: "Has anyone told you you're mentally challenged?"
EmsTheInvincible: "HELP IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!"
Blipity: …
EmsTheInvincible: "What were you saying?"
Blipity: "Never mind. The next question is… Astrid, is your thing with Hiccup real?
Astrid: "What is that supposed to mean, why would you say that?"
Blipity: "Hey I'm just reading from the card I pulled out of the hat!"
All: …
Astrid: "You get your questions from a hat?"
Blipity: "Well not really a hat more like a box… thing…"
Astrid: …
Blipity: "Just answer the question!"
Astrid: "I don't understand it!"
Ginger: (from her net) "You know…"
Blipity: "Are you guys really…"
EmsTheInvincible: "Well together…"
Astrid: "Of course we're together, right Hiccup!"
Hiccup: "Well…"
Astrid: What are you saying?"
Hiccup: "I'm kidding!"
Blipity: "Question, what is it… *counts on fingers* 3!"
EmsTheInvincible: "Wow we have just been stupid this whole chapter, there are hardly any questions in this!"
Blipity: :P
EmsTheInvincible: Third question, Camicazi, do you prefer the movie version of yourself or the book version.
Astrid: "Hold it! Why does she get to pick? I think the movie version is much better!"
Camicazi: "NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK BLONDY! At least my Hiccup can give me a good swordfight."
Hiccup: YOU CAN SWORDFIGHT TOO!"
Book Hiccup: "Yep all horrendous haddocks can, it's in the blood."
Hiccup: "That's it I'm leaving!" (Walks to exit)
Blipity: NO HICCUP WAIT!"
(Hiccup walks out door and is mobbed by fans)
EmsTheInvincible: NOOOO! SOMEONE SAVE HIM!
Blipity: (Runs outside with Camicazi's sword)
Blipity: "GET BACK YA VILLANOUS FAN GIRLS YA GET BACK I SAY!"
Blipity: (runs back in dragging Hiccup behind her)
EmsTheInvincible: *Hugs him*
Hiccup: "Gah, can't…breathe…"
Blipity: "Next question, Hiccup if you could date anyone other than Astrid who would it be?"
Astrid: "Is this whole talk show just about who gets to date Hiccup once I'm out of the way?"
EmsTheInvincible: "Yeah."
Blipity: "Pretty much."
Ginger: "Die wicked she-demon!"
Astrid: (looks at Ginger in her net) "Ok you have a serious brain problem so I forgive you! But the rest of you… I have already told you me and Hiccup are not breaking up!"
Hiccup: "Well…"
Astrid: "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT!"
Hiccup: "I'm kidding!"
Ginger: TOOTHLESS! WHERE IS MY TOOTHLESS! TOOOOOOOOOOOTHLESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Both Hiccup's: "Which one?"
Ginger: "BOTH!"
Blipity: (On the phone) "Yeah hello medical asylum? Yeah we have a severe case of 2291. Yeah that's right extreme Toothless obsession. Yeah. Yeah ok. Yes she is restrained. Ok bye.
Blipity: (whispering to Ems) "Get the knockout drops."
EmsTheInvincible: (runs off)
Blipity: This is our last question for today and Astrid you will be happy to know it has no romance in it what so ever.
Astrid: (nods in approval)
Blipity: Hiccup, What were you thinking when you were in the area with the monstrous nightmare?
Hiccup: "Well actually I was too worried about getting eaten to think properly.
Camicazi: "Blah, blah, blah! I could have taken him."
Astrid: (glares) "Yeah, sure you could."
Camicazi: "Ya wanna fight princess prissy boots!"
Astrid: "Bring it midget!"
Blipity: Well that's all for this-."
Ginger: (singing) I'm riding a dragon! Draaaaagon! Toothless is the dragon I ride on! Toothless, toothless, toothless!
EmsTheInvincible: "Hey Ginger, would you like a drink of water."
Ginger: "Gimme Toothless water!"
EmsTheInvincible: "Yeah… Here you go!"
Ginger: (drinks water)
Ginger: "I feel-." (Drops down unconscious)
Blipity: "Bye! Please review! (Whispers to Ems) get her in the van."
That's all for this chapter! Come back next time for more chapters!
Please review, next time we're interviewing Toothless so any questions you have for him just say and I'll include them!
Bye!
