Episode 2, To Win, Box Me to It!
Scene opens up far back, and Chris was standing on the beach.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island.
Camera fades to flashbacks to scenes from the previous episode.
Chris: The Pahkitew Island contestants met our Revenge of the Island contestants…
Scenes shows the contestants jumping out from a helicopter.
Chris: Some got a long…
Scene shows Mike and Jasmine getting a long.
Chris: Some didn't get a long…
Scene shows Jasmine and Scott glaring at each other.
Chris: And some already wanted to destroy each other.
Chris laughs a little as the scene goes to Dave and Lightning arguing.
Chris: The teams had to find the flags with their team color, and team Alpha Warriors would've won, but Max end up throwing the other team's flag, which cost their team the win and gotten him voted off first in this season.
Scene goes to Max getting voted off and got sent up in the air by a big bow.
Chris: Max gets to be the first one to meet our new elimination source, the Arrow of Shame!
Chris laughs
Chris: Looks like Max wouldn't get revenge this year.
Scene goes back to Chris.
Fifteen competitors left, but only one can win, find out who will win, who will get voted off next, find out on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Pahkitew Island!
The Intro starts
(Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, you guys were on my mind)
Scene goes through the beach where Chris's interns was carrying Chris to the top of the rock, as Chris is relaxing on a chair.
(You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see)
Scene goes through the forest to see Shawn collecting berries and see's Jasmine and Mike walking through the forest, talking, he sighed, as Mike was walking, he accidentally walked on one of Scott's snare traps and was sent to the air, Scott came out of the bush, laughing, receiving a glare from Jasmine, as Scott smiles, shaking his back head, nervously while looking at Jasmine.
(I wanna be famous!)
Scene goes to Dawn meditating with squirrels, birds, and chipmunks on a tree stump, Mike came falling from the sky and landed in the middle of Dawn, and the animals attack Dawn, causing her to run off cameras fades back showing Ella trying to sing to calm the animals, but the camera fades back again to Chris glaring at Ella.
(I wanna live close to the sun)
Scene goes to the top of waterfall with Sky and Lightning boat racing, they both noticed the waterfall and tried to row back, but the current was too strong and they both fell.
(Well pack your bags, cause I already won)
Scene goes to Dave right next to the confessional booth, laughing that Sky and Lightning fell, but he noticed a giant robot crocodile and caused him to run away in fear.
(Everything to prove nothing in my way)
Scene fades out to Max evil laughing, he tries to press a button to control the robot crocodile, but its eyes start glowing red and exploded sending Max backwards, Max then hits Anne Maria's hair, which Anne Maria was hair spraying, Max fell to the ground, Anne Maria shrugged and continue to hair spray, which cause the chemicals in it to get on camera and went to the next scene)
(I get there one day)
Scene goes the cafeteria in the kitchen, where Sugar was eating whatever was in Chef's pot. Chef came up and try to stop Sugar from eating, but Sugar is fighting from chef.
(Cause I wanna be famous)
Scene than goes to the counter where Jo and Brick was arm wrestling, where Jo won, causing her an evil smile and Brick to be shocked.
(Na, na, na, naaa, na, na, naaa, na, na, naaaaa)
Scene goes to the beach where Dakota was posing to camera , then Topher switches the camera to him on the dock)
((na)I wanna be (na) I wanna be (na) I wanna be famous! (Na) I wanna be (na) I wanna be (na) I wanna be famous!)
Topher on the dock, preforms his Chris moves, imitating him, as Dakota comes out of nowhere and pushes him off the dock and into the water, then Dakota poses to the camera again, then Topher pulls her hair, causing her to fall of the dock, and some drops of water got on the camera, as an intern cleans it up, the camera switches to night time in the campfire as the camera was getting cleaned up.
(Whistling)
Camera looks down seeing Lightning and Sky looking at each other, smiling, then Dave pops up between them and puts his hands on Lightning and Sky's shoulders, causing Lightning to get annoyed, and Sky to get scared, the camera backs up showing the rest of the Revenge of the Pahkitew Island contestants and Chris, whistling, except for Chris, and all way back to the sign "Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island."
Intro over
Forest
Scene goes to Shawn jumping from tree to tree, collecting berries.
Shawn: Alright, I got bunch of berries for me and Jasmine!
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Shawn: Yeah, I know the island has a cafeteria now, but have you seen Chef's cooking? Seriously, better safe than sorry.
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Scene goes in the forest, where Mike and Jasmine are chatting.
Jasmine: So you used to have multiple personalities?
Mike: Yep, I used to. There was Vito, the tough guy, Chester, the old guy who complains a lot, there was Manitoba Smith, he was an Australian like you, but more like a hunter, and there was Svetlana, the Russian olympic gymnastic.
Jasmine: Wow, sounds like Svetlana will give Sky a run for her money.
Mike laughs.
Mike: Yeah, that's true.
Jasmine: Hold on, didn't you had like a fifth personality or something?
Mike: Yeah, but I don't want to talk about him, I don't want to even mention his name.
Jasmine: Sorry, mate, I didn't know.
Mike: It's alright.
Camera goes to Shawn hiding in the trees looking at Mike and Jasmine talking.
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Shawn: Is it me, or is Jasmine talking more to Mike, than to me? I don't need to worry, isn't Mike dating that Zoey chick? Unless they break up or... come on Shawn, get your head in the game.
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Shawn: Hey guys!
Mike and Jasmine looked up to tree to see Shawn appear with berries.
Shawn: Jasmine, you want some berries? I got them especially for you.
Jasmine: Aw Shawn, you're so sweet.
Mike: Can I have some berries, Shawn?
Mike reaches in to grab some berries, but Shawn slap Mike's hand.
Mike: Ow!
Shawn: Woah mister, I picked these berries for just Jasmine and me, go find your own berries.
Jasmine: Shawn, don't be rude! Sorry about Mike, you have some berries.
Mike: Thanks guys.
Mike reach into the bag and grabbed some berries.
Shawn: Anyway, I got to go and find some more berries to survive here, see you later.
Shawn left to find some berries.
Jasmine: Yeah, sorry again about Shawn, I never seen him act like that before.
Mike: It's alright.
Mike, and Jasmine both walked out of camera, then Scott revealed himself hiding in the tree, eavesdropping.
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The confessional starts with Scott laughing
Scott: So Shawn thinks Jasmine is cheating on him with Mike, that means I can start with an alliance with Shawn, this is too easy!
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Blood Survivors' Girls Cabin
Scene starts with Sugar eating raw lettuce, which wakes up Dakota.
Dakota: Sugar! Can you stop eating, so I can get my beauty sleep?! Seriously, I will lose it.
Sugar: Why, I can't lose a few pounds eating some lettuce? You ain't the boss of me, daddy's girl.
Anne Maria: How about you both shut up, this hair needs to be perfect.
Anne Maria starts spraying her hair and the chemicals of the spray are making Sugar and Dakota cough.
Dakota: If I can't get my beauty sleep, than I'm going to take a walk!
Dakota said while throwing her pillow on the floor, she kicks the door and left the cabin to go for a walk. Sugar and Anne Maria look at each other, confused.
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Dakota: This is the thanks I get for coming back Chris? Putting me on a season without Sam, and now putting me on a team with Jersey reject, and little Ms. Eats a lot?
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Outside
Scene shows Dakota taking a walk, Topher notices from the background and start walking towards her.
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Topher: Time for Topher to make a few allies.
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Topher: Hey Dakota, what's up?
Dakota: What do you want? Seriously, I'm not in the mood right now.
Topher: Just wanted to introduce myself to the team, and people who I haven't met before. So it's nice to meet you.
Dakota: So you chose me? I mean, I'm flattered, but why me, you ain't trying to date me, are you?
Topher: What? Pfft no.
Dakota: You sure? Because yesterday you hugged me when we where almost attacked by that bear.
Dakota laughs
Topher: It's my reaction fear, I always do that when I'm scared.
Topher laughs nervously.
Dakota: Okay… so why did you talk to me?
Topher: I want to know if you want to be with an alliance with me, you need an ally right?
Dakota: True, if I need to avoid getting voted off second again, I guess I'll accept your alliance offer.
Topher: Alright, I'll see you at the challenge Dakota!
Topher runs off, leaving Dakota smiling.
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Dakota: Okay, I'll admit the guy is cute, but like I said, I already have a boyfriend, and I came here to win. So Topher and me are only alliance buddies, that's all.
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Alpha Warriors' Girls Cabin.
Dawn was in the cabin talking to a bird, while Ella was watching.
Dawn: Oh no, you couldn't find a worm? You poor thing.
Bird starts getting sad.
Ella: Wow Dawn I love when you talk to animals, poor bird, I would sing to the bird right now, but this no singing thing is really annoying.
Ella sighs with sadness
Dawn: Don't worry Ella, no way Chris will stop you from singing, plus Chris is old, his hearing is a little off, sing silently, he won't hear you.
Ella: That is true, wait Dawn you won't tell Chris unlike Sugar, I watched the rerun back at home to see my sweet face, until I got on the episode where I was eliminated, Sugar told Chris that I sang, behind my back, I thought we were great friends, I hope you don't do the same.
Dawn: Don't worry Ella, I won't tell a living soul or aura.
Ella smiles at Dawn and starts sings silently where nobody, except the bird and Dawn. The bird cheers up, and starts flying.
Dawn: I love your voice Ella, and I got something to tell you. You wasn't the only one robbed too, during my time, that evil no good Scott sabotage my team, and he blamed me for stealing everyone's stuff, it was a total disaster for me.
Ella: Aw, that's really awful of Scott, don't worry, neither Sugar or Scott is on the same team as us, it's alright.
Dawn: Thanks Ella, and I have to say, your aura is really yellow sunshine with rainbows, it's perfect.
Dawn and Ella smile at each other.
Outside
Lightning was lifting a giant log, and Sky was watching him in the background.
Lightning: fifteen, sixteen, seventeen… eighteen
Lightning was starting struggling to lift the log.
Lightning: nineteen… and twenty.
Lightning drops the log in the ground.
Lightning: Aw yeah, twenty, new record!
Sky laughs in the background.
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Sky: Lightning is really strong, and dream-
Sky realizes what she's about to say.
Sky: uhh, competitive, yeah. He's a strong opponent, which is good for the team.
Sky laughs nervously
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Lightning notices Sky in the background.
Lightning: Hey Sky, what's up?
Sky: Oh, hey Lightning, I just came back from jogging five miles in the forest.
Lightning: Awesome, I was just finishing lifting this long log, I got a new record, twenty, sha sweet!
Sky: Awesome, hey Lightning, I got a bet, we're both athletic, I want you to know who will make it game farther than the other, you're in?
Lightning: It's on Sky!
Sky: I'm going to make it farther than you in this season, probably in the finals again.
Lightning: Ha, the Lightning is gonna make it farther and into the finals again.
Sky: Now that's the competition that I'm looking for!
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Lightning: I don't why, but I'm thinking that I should be a little nicer to people, is Sky changing me or something?
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Forest
Brick is jogging in the woods, until he stumbles upon Jo and Dave, Dave was struggling doing pushups.
Jo: Come on you soldier faster!
Dave: Is… this… really… necessary?
Dave falls from the ground, in pain.
Jo: Weak.
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Jo: If Dave wants to be an alliance with me, he need to shape up, no way I'm carrying a weak link to finals again.
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Brick: Jo, Dave, what are you guys doing?
Jo: Brick! Um… just trying to shape the team up, because we got the four athletes on our team, you, me, Lightning and Sky, so I figure we turn the rest of the team into stronger athletes, and start winning a lot of challenges, starting with stick arms over here.
She points at Dave
Dave: Hey!
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Dave: Okay, I'm starting to regret joining forces with Jo, if she thinks she can boss me around a lot, then I might lose it.
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Brick: I guess, that makes sense. So what do you think the next challenge is gonna be?
Jo: I hope it's not easier than last time, I mean looking for flags, seriously McLean. I want a challenge that will make me sweat.
Brick: That is true.
The megaphones from the tree gets turned on.
Chris: Campers, please meet me at the ocean for part one of the challenge!
The megaphones from the tree gets turned off.
Jo: I'll race ya to the beach, Brick.
Brick: You're on, Soldier.
They both race each other, leaving Dave behind.
Dave: Uh hello?
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Brick: Is it me or is Jo all of the sudden acting really nice to me now?
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All campers got to the similar set up from season 4, a big red button in the middle, and the contestants strap in harnesses, the Revenge of the Island competitions gasp.
Mike: No way, you wouldn't…
Mike was cut off.
Chris: YEP, welcome back to the getting to know you trivia game challenge!
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Lightning: Aw man, this challenge again? Lightning was lucky last time he didn't get embarrassed, but it looks like the Lightning's luck ran out, I hope Sky doesn't care whatever embarrassing question I confessed, wait, why would I care that Sky cares or not?!
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Chris: I know that our Revenge of the Island cast knows the rules, but I'll explain the rules again, but I'm not gonna talk to the rules again, I need to save my voice for important stuff.
Topher: I know right, your voice is too perfect to explain the rules again, huh Chris?
Chris rolls his eyes
Chris: Yeah, whatever Topher. Instead I'll show you a clip from season four of me explaining to the rules, pay attention to the screen.
The giant T.V. turns on showing a clip from season four of Chris explaining the rules.
Chris: I'll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions, and I mean majorly humiliating. If the player who I'm talking hits the poorly wired buzzer, and owns their humiliation before the times runs out, their team gets a point, first team to five, wins part one of the challenge and gets a distinct advantage in part two.
Chris pauses the T.V. screen.
Chris: I'm going to explain this again, because I love this part.
Chris laughs.
Chris: If the player who I'm talking about guesses right, they will win a point for their team, but guess wrong and this will happen.
Chris grins and presses a button which dunked the Blood Survivors in the ocean. While the Blood Survivors were in the ocean, they noticed scuba bear, growling at them, the team's screams, but they got brought back up to the service.
Chris: And instead of fang, we got scuba bear this time at the bottom.
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Scott: Better than fang at least.
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Chris: If the player who I'm talking about refuses to give up in humiliation, the other team has a chance to guess who is guilty wins the point for their team, but if you guess wrong, this happens.
Chris grins again and presses the button, he dunks the Alpha Warriors in the ocean, the Alpha Warriors also saw scuba bear, growling at them, but the team gets brought up to the surface.
Chris: Alright, since last time this challenge didn't end with no winner thanks to someone.
Chris said while glaring at Scott. Scott nervously smiles.
Chris: This Time, if one of your team members decides to want to quit, that means they cost your team the win and the advantage to part two of the challenge. Alpha Warriors listen here, who still listens to kids cartoons songs?
The clock starts ticking. Everyone from Team Alpha just give a normal look except for Dave, who was embarrassed.
Dave: Ugh, fine.
Dave presses the button giving him a shock.
Blood Survivors including Lightning was laughing at him.
Chris: Alpha Warriors get the point, it's one to zero.
The Alpha Warriors cheer.
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Jo: You know, it's really sad of me, when you're teaming up with a person who listens to cringe music.
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Chris: Blood Survivors, who still sleeps in bed with his teddy bear?
The clock starts ticking, All the Blood Survivors just stare, except for Shawn who was cringing.
Shawn: Fine I'll admit.
Shawn presses the button, receiving a shock.
Shawn: Ow!
Alpha Warriors laughed at Shawn.
Chris: And it's one all!
The Blood Survivors cheer.
Jasmine looks at Shawn, who was still cringing.
Jasmine: It's alright mate, no worries.
Shawn smiles at Jasmine.
Chris: Alpha Warriors, who wore the opposite gender's underwear for three days and actually liked it?
The clock starts ticking, neither of the Alpha Warriors speak up, and the clock stops ticking.
Chris: Times up! Blood Survivors if you guess right, the other team gets dunk, and you get the point, guess wrong, then your team gets dunked and doesn't get the point, you got ten seconds.
The clock starts ticking, and The Blood Survivors started huddling.
Jasmine: Alright mates, who can it be, any guesses?
Scott: It's obviously Jo, I mean she basically dresses and guys clothes, no wonder she'll try on a dudes underwear.
Jasmine: That could work.
Dakota: Alright, it's done, let's go with Jo.
The Blood Survivors stopped huddling.
Dakota: We pick, Jo.
Chris: And that is correct! It's one to two.
Jo: Well that's great.
Jo said sarcastically.
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Jo: For the record, I was testing the other team is actually smart to guess me, that's why I didn't admit. I guess they did okay. Yeah that's the reason.
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Lightning: Ha, I knew you was a dude!
Lightning said while pointing at Jo and laughing.
Jo: Still a girl Jockstrap, let's see if you're humiliated question is even more humiliating than mine, Jockstrap, if it is, than I can't wait to laugh my…
Jo was cut off by a airhorn by Chris.
Chris: Shut it! It's one to two, Blood Survivors have the lead, Alpha Warriors time to get dunked.
Chris presses the button to dunk the Alpha Warriors. As they were under water, scuba bear was getting close to Sky and growling, Sky was screaming underwear, until Lightning came out of nowhere and punched scuba bear sending him back to the middle. They came back from the surface.
Sky: Thanks for the save, Lightning!
Lightning: No problem Sky.
Sky and Lightning smile at each other.
Dave rolled his eyes from the top.
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Lightning: I thought Lightning wasn't a hero, why did I save Sky? What is this feeling That I'm feeling right now, like this change that's happening to the Light- I mean me.
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Chris: Blood Survivors, who wetted the bed until they where thirteen years old?
The clock starts ticking, Topher was looking embarrassed. Jasmine was looking at Topher.
Jasmine: Come on mate, hit the buzzer already.
Topher: I don't know, I might not even get the chance to get to be host.
Jasmine: Is being host really important to get a point for your team?!
Topher: Okay, fine.
Topher presses the button, receiving a shock.
Topher: Ow!
Chris laughs
Chris: Correct
Dakota: Wow, you're a bedwetter till thirteen? You will never be host of this show.
Tropher: Oh I will, trust me.
Dakota: Okay can, Future host man.
Dakota giggles.
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Topher: I will… one day.
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Dakota: Yeah right, there's no way Chris is gonna give his show to Topher.
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Chris: It's one to three! Blood Survivors got a good lead!
The Blood Survivors cheer.
Chris: Alpha Warriors, who got banned by seven malls?
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Dakota: My worst nightmare ever!
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Ella sighs in sadness.
Ella: It's me.
Ella presses the buzzer.
Ella: Ow! It's just, no one in the mall or the owners didn't appreciate me singing a lot.
Sugar: I guess the mall owners were smart.
Sugar laughs, as Ella looks down in sadness, Dawn gets angry at Sugar, and glares at her.
Dawn: Better than your singing Sugar by a long shot, at least Ella didn't dance stupidly in front a camera for all the people watch and see how embarrassed you are.
Sugar gets mad at Dawn, she tries to unbuckle her own harness.
Sugar: Oh you done it it now missy, Sugar's gonna teach you a lesson about messing with the pageant queen.
Chris blows an airhorn.
Chris: HEY! Remember, this challenge isn't going to end like last time, try to quit and you cost your team the advantage, Sugar!
Sugar stops and just cross her arms and looked in the other direction, angry.
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Sugar: She is going down.
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Brick: Wow, I never saw Dawn get so mad before, but no one makes fun of a teammate, if they do that, they make fun of all of us… I think that was right.
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Chris: Alright, so Blood Warriors, who ate seven cockroaches in a row, without being dared?
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Lightning: remembers eating a cockroach, but that was only one, and it was by accident.
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All the contestants gagged, expect for Jasmine, who hit the buzzer, getting a shock.
Jasmine: Ow!
Chris: And… the Blood Survivors… get the… point.
Chris said in a disgusted voice, he was about to puke, but swallowed it.
Chris: Seriously Jasmine, what the heck?
Jasmine: Hey, I only did it to test my survival situations. They weren't even that bad.
Chris was about to puke again, and he actually did this time, he puked in the ocean.
Chris: Okay… that was so gross. Let's just move on. It's two to four, Blood Survivors are in the lead. Alpha Warriors, who sucked their thumb and still does right now, every time watching a scary movie?
The clock starts ticking, the Alpha Warriors look normal, except for Sky, who was looking embarrassed.
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Sky: How did Chris know that? Seriously, does he get the information from a person that I know? I hope Lightning doesn't care, I mean I don't care if Lightning cares.
Sky laughs nervously.
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Sky: Okay, I'll admit it.
Sky hits the buzzer, receiving a shock from the buzzer.
All the contestants especially Dave, except Lightning who laughed at her.
Lightning: Hey…
Lightning raps his arms over Sky's shoulder.
Lightning: It's alright, Lightning gets scared watching scary movies too.
Sky and Lightning smile at each other. Lightning realizes and let's go of his arm.
Lightning: Sorry about that girl.
Sky: Don't worry, it's alright.
Sky giggles.
Chris: Alright, it's three to four! Blood Survivors, who failed the easiest subject ever, gym, at school?
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Lightning: Okay, that's really embarrassing, gym is the easiest subject ever, all you had to do is participate and do what the coach says, Lightning might not be that smart, but at least I can pass gym class.
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The clock starts ticking, and no one speaks up.
Chris: Times up! Alpha Warriors, you have a chance to tie.
Alpha Warriors started huddling.
Sky: Alright, who you guys think it is?
Jo: I'll say Sugar and you guys probably know why.
Ella: I'll say Anne Maria.
Dawn: Agreed, plus I see her aura, it's really color purple, she doesn't like gym.
Jo: And she did mention she doesn't run with heels, alright.
The Alpha Warriors get out of the huddle.
Sky: We like to say it's Anne Maria!
Anne Maria: What?! Nah, they got it wrong, I did pass gym.
Chris: And the Alpha Warriors got it right, it's tied at four!
The Alpha Warriors cheer.
Jasmine: Wow mate, that's pretty embarrassing.
Anne Maria: Just shut up, go eat another cockroach.
Jasmine rolled her eyes.
Chris: Alright, Blood Survivors, time to get dunked!
Chris presses the button and dunks the Blood Survivors. As the Blood Survivors were underwater, Scuba bear was growling, Anne Maria used her hairspray to try to scare away scuba bear, but the bear took her hairspray, Anne Maria was shocked, the Blood Survivors got back to the surface, Anne Maria tried to unbuckle her harnesses.
Anne Maria: My god that bear's got my hairspray, and that's my only one, I got to get it back!
Chris: Okay, you can do that, if you want to cost your team the win of part one.
Anne Maria stops and gets worried.
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Anne Maria: I seriously need my hairspray, I can't go one day without my hairspray, I'll lose it!
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Chris: Alright, it's tied. The chance of a winning team will picked by a coin.
Chris pulls out a quarter.
Chris: Heads or tails?
Jasmine: Heads!
Jasmine said quickly before anyone else.
Chris: Alright, Blood Survivors select heads.
Chris toss the coin in the air and it landed on heads.
Chris: Nice one Jasmine, and the Bloods Survivors get the chance of winning challenge! Alright, I saved the best for last, this is the most humiliating question ever on this list. Listen closely. Who walked in public, completely naked twice in their neighborhood, without being dared?
Mike looks shock
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Mike: Oh my god this is so humiliating, okay first of all, I had my personalities back then, Vito always loved to prank the neighborhood by walking around with no clothes on, I'm just glad he isn't in my head anymore.
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Mike: Okay, I'll admit it, but only to win for my team!
Mike presses the buzzer, receiving a shock.
Mike: Ow!
Everyone except Jasmine laughs at him.
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Anne Maria: Just imagine I was… uhh never mind
Anne Maria laughs nervously
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Chris: Thanks to Mike, the Blood Survivors get an advantage at part two of the challenge!
The Blood Survivors cheer, while the Alpha Warriors groan.
Chris: Alright, teams meet me in the forest for part two of the challenge, after the break.
Commercial Break
The two teams meet up in the forest, right next to a boxing ring.
Chris: Welcome to the boxing ring, has you recall an episode called Sucker Punched, yeah we're bringing back the boxing ring, expect you guys are boxing each other, except one camper, he will be boxing a special opponent, and that someone is on the Alpha Warriors, so Team Blood Survivors, you're gonna have to sit out two people.
Sugar: A boxing challenge?! Woo hoo!
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Sugar: Back at my farm, I was the boxing champion in my family, the Alpha Warriors are gonna go down!
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Anne Maria: I'll sit out.
Dakota: Same here.
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Anne Maria: I ain't boxing, no way they ain't messing up the hair.
Anne Maria reaches in her hair and tries to reach for her hairspray, but couldn't find it.
Anne Maria: Okay, starting to miss my hairspray now.
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Dakota: I don't like boxing, I don't want people to mess up the face.
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Chris: Alright, first up since the Blood Survivors won part one of the challenge, they get boxing gloves.
Chef places the boxing gloves in the Blood Survivor's hands
Sugar: This is gonna be easy!
Chris: To win a point for your team, you can do three things, pin them to the mat for three seconds, make them submit, and knock them out so cold that they can't get back up for ten seconds. Chef will be our referee. Starting first, for the Alpha Warriors, it's Sky going up first, and for the the Blood Survivors, it's Jasmine!
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Jasmine: Sky is a good friend, but it's a challenge after all.
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Lightning: Good luck Sky, win this point for the team!
Sky: Thanks Lightning!
Sky and Jasmine both get in the ring.
Chris: Alright, when the bell rings, get ready to box!
The bell rings
Jasmine: I ain't going easy on ya, mate!
Sky: I didn't need you to go easy on me!
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Sky: As they all say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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Jasmine tried to jab Sky, but Sky keeps dodging and dodging, until Sky leaped up in the air so high and kicked Jasmine in the face, Jasmine fell on the ground, Sky pinned her.
Chef: One… two… three!
Chris: And Sky wins a point for her team, it's one to none!
The team, expect Dave cheers, Lightning looks at Sky impressed.
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Lightning: Woah, if Sky can take down a bigger opponent like Jasmine, she's really strong.
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Dave: Great, I thought I was gonna enjoy this challenge by Sky getting her head kicked off. Can I get a refund now?
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Alpha Warriors
Lightning: Nice one Sky!
Sky: Thanks Lightning.
They both smiled at each other, but Dave interfered.
Dave: Hey, get back to Earth, we got a challenge to win!
Lightning rolled his eyes in annoyance, and Sky looks at the ring
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Sky: Dave's right, I need to focus on the challenge, but every time I looked at Lightning, I can help but stare at him.
Sky says while sighing with a smile, while looking at the air with her hand on her cheek.
Sky: Okay, need to focused on the challenge.
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Blood Survivors
Sugar: Nice boxing, cockroach eater.
Sugar said, sarcastically. Jasmine rolled her eyes.
Jasmine: Whatever mate, Sky's an athlete, no wonder why she won.
Shawn: Yeah, I agree with Jasmine.
Jasmine smiled at Shawn.
Chris: Alright, up next it's Dave versus Mike!.
Dave and Mike both get in the ring.
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Dave: Maybe if I can get this point for my team, I can show Jo that I'm not weak and don't have to exercise a lot.
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Dave: Alright, get ready to eat dirt Mike!
Mike: Oh yeah? Let see about that.
Dave tries to punch Mike, but Mike dodges and lands the left jab to Dave.
Dave: Ow!
Jo: Come on stick arms, hit him!
Dave turns around and looks at Jo.
Dave: I'm trying the best that I can, Jo!
As Dave was distracted, Mike jabs him in the back at the head, Dave falls down, out cold.
Chef: one… two… three… four… five…
Jo: Come on Dave, get up!
Chef: six… seven… eight… nine… ten!
Jo facepalms.
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Jo: When Dave said to Lightning "at least I have a brain" I thought he was potential as an ally to get me in the finals, now I'm regretting it.
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Chris: And Mike knocks out Dave, which makes it one to all!
Mike gets out of the ring, and goes to his team.
The Blood Survivors
Anne Maria: Nice one Mike!
Scott: Yeah… nice one.
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Scott: I can't get rid of Mike if he's keeps winning matches for us, this is gonna be harder than I expected.
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Chris: Alright, so it's the third round , it's Scott versus Dawn!
Dawn grins at Scott, Scott looks nervous.
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Dawn: One word, Revenge!
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Dawn and Scott both get in the ring.
Scott: Alright aura girl, time to get knocked out!
Scott tries a right and left jab, but Dawn dodges both of them
Scott: Hey, hold still!
Scott tries a right hook, but Dawn dodges that too.
Scott: Okay that's it!
Scott tries to everything, eventually Scott manages to finally hit Dawn by a left hook, Dawn reaches to her knees.
Sugar: Finally, now finisher!
Scott: That's what I'm gonna do.
Dawn raps her hands as fists, she gets
Dawn: Come on dirt boy, let's fight!
Scott raises an eyebrow, and starts to get in box mode, Scott tries and do anything, but Dawn keeps dodging, which tired out Scott.
Dawn: This is for sabotaging the team.
Dawn punches Scott.
Dawn: This is for getting rid of players.
Dawn kicks Scott.
Dawn: And this… this is for putting everyone's stuff in my bag, blamed it on me , and sabotaging me!
Dawn goes to the ropes and the ropes swing her back, where Dawn clothesline Scott. Scott falls on the ground, growing in pain, Dawn pins him.
Chef: One… two… three!
Chris: And Dawn wins it, it's two to one!
The Alpha Warriors cheer!
The Alpha Warriors
Ella: Wow Dawn, nice boxing!
Dawn: Thanks Ellla, I appreciate it!
Sky: Alright guys, come on, let's win this challenge!
Dave: And what if we don't win?
Sky: I don't know, maybe we decided to vote you off!
Sky points at Dave.
Dave: Uhh why me?
Sky: I don't see you winning a point for our team
Dave crosses his arms.
Dave: At least I don't suck my thumb during horror movies.
Lightning steps in.
Lightning: At least Sky still doesn't listen to songs for little kids.
Dave: You're lucky you didn't get embarrassed last challenge.
The Blood Survivors
Sugar: Wow, you got beat up by a girl, pathetic, you wouldn't last one round on my farm.
Scott: Hey, I don't know what happened, it's like Dawn was different when I was in the ring with her, don't blame me after all!
Sugar: Whatever, just get in the back, farmer boy!
Scott glares at Sugar, and walks off.
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Scott: Just great, this is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life.
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Chris: Alright, next up is Lightning!
Lightning: Aw yeah, which opponent do I face against?
Chris: Remember when I said a person from the Alpha Warriors gets a special opponent? Yeah, Lightning you get that special opponent. Earlier in the morning I received a phone call from a person who really wants to box you after last episode. Lightning, step in the ring, and your opponent will be revealed.
Lightning gets in the ring, most of floor moved away, to reveal Lightning's opponent, the campers especially Sky gasped.
Sky: Oh no Is it…!
Chris: Yep! Lightning, you will be fighting Keith!
Lightning: Who?
Keith: Sup babe!
Keith said to Sky, Sky just looked away, Lightning notices.
Lightning: Umm… what?
Chris: Lightning meet Keith, aka Sky's boyfriend!
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Sky: Oh no, I forgot to dump Keith after Total Drama Pahkitew Island.
Sky sighs in sadness.
Sky: Why do I mess up stuff so bad?
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Lightning: So Sky has a boyfriend all this time, sha dang man… wait why do I care?
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Keith: So you're the one who's trying to steal my girl huh?
Keith said pointing at Lightning, Lightning looks at an confused look.
Lightning: Huh, Lightning stealing your girl, wait what?
Lightning was interrupted.
Keith: I don't need to listen your voice, you think you can steal my girl, you gotta another thing coming.
Chris: Keith will be representing the Blood Survivors, so If Keith wins he will score a point for the Blood Survivors
Keith: Which I'm gonna do to this dude who thinks he is tough.
Keith said, pointing at Lightning.
Lightning: Alright, Lightning is getting tired of you talking, let's just box already.
The bell rings, Lightning goes for a punch, but Keith dodges.
Keith: Come one Protein Jock, that's all you got?
Keith goes for a hook, and connected.
Lightning: Ow!
Keith: Ha, weak!
Lightning gets frustrated and kicks Keith in the legs, making Keith fall down. Keith gets back up.
Keith: Please, that was just my warm up.
Lightning: You think I'm gonna be an easy opponent? You must be tripping right now, no way I ain't losing to a jerk like you.
Keith: I'm the jerk? Please.
Keith goes for a kick, but Lightning dodges and connects with a punch.
Keith: Ow, okay That's is it!
Lightning: Was that also your warm up as well?
Keith: Just you wait.
Keith keeps hooking Lightning in the face, Lightning falls down to his knees. Keith laughs, and was about to finish Lightning off, until Keith looks at Sky.
Keith: Babe this is for you!
Keith says to Sky, as he was about to finish Lightning up, until Sky yelled out from ringside…
Sky: Come on Lightning, kick his butt!
Keith: Wait what?
Keith turns his attention to Sky, Keith gets close to the ropes and looks at Sky from ringside.
Keith: Why are you cheering for Protein Jock here, didn't you forget, you're my girlfriend, got it?!
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Shawn: Okay, that's how you not treat a girl like that, no wonder Sky wanted to dump him.
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Sky: Just shut up and continue to box.
Keith: No no no, I want to know why are you're not cheering for me, instead cheering for him?!
Keith points at Lightning.
Sky: You wanna know why Keith, it's because… well it's because…
Keith: Because what?
Sky: It's because… I'm breaking up with you!
Keith was shocked.
Keith: WHAT?! Babe no-
Sky: Don't call me babe no more Keith, you're a jerk to me, it's over, we're done!
Keith gets mad he tries to grab Sky.
Sky: Help!
Keith Was about to grab Sky's arm until he notices Lightning was up, because of the distraction.
Lightning: You lay one finger on Sky, and you will be sorry that you ever MET ME!
Lightning led up a fearsome tone at the last two words, which shook the rest of the campers.
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Jo: Woah, I haven't seen Jockstrap this serious since he was battling with Cameron
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Keith: What are you gonna do about it, you don't even have boxing gloves.
Keith reach over the rope and grabs Sky's arm, Sky screams and slaps Keith.
Sky: Get away from me, you creep!
Keith: Why you little bi-
Keith was about to cuss at Sky until he was hit behind the head by Lightning, Keith turned around.
Lightning: What did I just say?! Now you're gonna get it!
Lightning pounced on Keith punching in his face over and over.
Lightning: Hey Keith, you can't spell "Protein Jock" without pro, SHA BAM!
Lightning said as he throw one more good punch at Keith, knocking him out.
Chris: Lightning knocks out Keith, it's three to one!
The Alpha Warriors cheer.
Keith was taking to the infirmary, Lightning got out of the ring to meet with his teammates.
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Jo: I have to say that was an actually entertaining match, major props to Lightning.
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The Alpha Warriors
Brick: Nice one Soldier, way to knock out the enemy, sir!
Lightning: Thanks man.
Sky: Yeah… Lightning, I want to say, thank you for teaching that jerk a lesson.
Lightning: No problem Sky.
Sky smiles and blushes at Lightning.
Chris: Alright, so up next it's Jo versus Topher!
Topher gulps.
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Topher: Well, it's nice knowing ya, Total Drama.
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Dakota: Come on Topher, let's see what you got in the ring!
Dakota tries to hyped up Topher.
Topher: You're lucky you're not evening competing!
Sugar: Just get in the ring already, wannabe host man!
Topher: Maybe you forgot that my name is Topher!
Sugar: Whatever, just get in the ring already.
Topher rolled his eyes and got in the ring, same with Jo.
Jo: Ha, This is a piece of cake!
Topher looks really nervous.
Jo tries to punch Topher, but Topher dodges.
Jo: Uhh?
Jo swings another punch at Topher, but that also misses.
Jo: Hold still you little-
Jo was interrupted by a jab from Topher.
Topher: Awesome, this is actually fun!
Jo tries to punch Topher many times, but Topher Keeps dodging and keep left hook and right hook.
Dave: Come on Jo, just hit him already, stop playing around already!
Jo turns is back on Topher to talk to Dave.
Jo: Well I'm trying, he keeps dodging my-
Jo was interrupted by a hook by Topher, Jo well on the ground out cold, Topher pins her.
Chef: One… two… three!
Chris: And Topher wins a point for the Blood Survivors, it's three to two!
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Dave: And she says I'm really weak!
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Jo: How is that possible, how did that Chris wannabe defeat me?! I'm so mad right now, I'm about to break something!
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The Alpha Warriors
Jo gets out of the ring and looks at his team.
Jo: Neither one word from all of you, I'm going to go to the bathroom!
Jo walks off.
Blood Survivors
Topher gets out of the ring.
Jasmine: Nice one Topher, way to conquer your fear.
Topher: Yeah, no way this beautiful face is getting destroyed, Chris did you see me?
Chris: Yeah I saw you, you did good.
Chris said sarcastically and rolling his eyes.
Topher walks to Dakota.
Topher: Dakota, did you see me? I took out Jo like it was nothing!
Dakota: Yeah, nice one, you did great out there future host!
Topher: Yeah, I know, I did great!
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Dakota: He really thinks that one boxing match, he thinks he's the best boxer ever, please, I like to see him try the UFC.
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Chris: Alright, next up is Brick versus Shawn!
Shawn: Alright!
Jasmine: Good luck Shawn.
Shawn: Thanks Jasmine.
Shawn gets in the ring.
Alpha Warriors
Sky: Don't disappoint us soldier, show Shawn who's the boss!
Brick: Ma'am yes ma'am!
Brick gets in the ring, Brick and Shawn both stare at each other.
Shawn: Alright zombie skills, don't fail me now!
Brick: You ready soldier? The best man wins.
Shawn: I was born ready!
Brick: Alright soldier, but are you prepared for this!
Jo comes back from the bathroom
Jo: Brick versus Shawn? Alright, I'm interested.
Brick says as he tries to punch Shawn, but Shawn leaps in the air and dodges the punch.
Shawn: Told ya I was ready!
Brick: Not bad, but what about this!
Bricks tries to kick Shawn, but Shawn dodges that too by going low to the ground underneath Brick's foot.
Shawn: Time to ends this!
Shawn uppercuts Brick, Brick falls on the ground on his knee. Shawn runs to the ropes gets send back and knees Brick, Brick falls on the ground.
Chef: One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six…
Brick gets up before the count.
Brick: I'm done yet, soldier, I don't go down easy!
Shawn: A fighter? Okay, let's go!
Shawn tries to left hook Brick, but miss, Brick punches Shawn.
Shawn: Ow! Okay, you wanna dance Brick?
Brick: Let's do it then!
Brick and Shawn keeps dodging each other's attacks, over and over, until Shawn gives another uppercut to Brick, Brick falls down to the ground.
Chef: One… two… three… four… five… six… seven… eight… nine… ten!
Chris :And with that Shawn ties the gamers four! Can Blood Survivors make a great comeback?
Shawn and Brick both get out the ring.
Alpha Warriors
Mike: Nice one Shawn, way to get the win!
Dakota: Yeah, you where so cool.
Topher: Agreed.
Shawn: Thanks guys, appreciate it!
Jasmine walks up to Shawn.
Jasmine: You did great mate, good job.
Shawn: Thanks Jasmine.
Shawn said embarrassed, his cheeks went red, Jasmine went up and kissed Shawn.
Blood Warrior: (Expected Scott) Awwwww.
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Scott: Seriously, what's with the love stuff, is Chris really not mad at this non drama?
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Chris: Alright, it's tied, and it's our final round, it's Sugar versus Ella! I've been waiting for this one, for a long time.
Chris laughs. Sugar cheers.
Sugar: Whoo hoo, Yes!
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Sugar: I have been waiting for this since last season!
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Ella: But Chris, I don't want to fight my best friend Sugar!
Dave: Ella, what are you doing?!
Chris: Well Ella is suggesting to not fight you, Sugar if you agreed, your team automatically wins. So what will it be Sugar?
Jasmine: Sugar just agree, and we win the challenge, come on!
Sugar: No, I have been waiting for this since last season, don't worry, it's just Ella.
Sugar gets in the ring.
Sugar: Come on missy, get in the ring!
Chris: Well Ella, it looks like Sugar declined your offer, cause she really wants to fight you.
Ella: Okay, I guess I can, if she wants to. Sugar can you go easy on me, since we're best friends?
Sugar: Oh I will, don't worry!
Sugar says as she bumps her fist to her hand.
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Sky: We're doomed.
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Ella gets in the ring.
Ella: The best woman win Sugar!
Sugar: Whatever, let's start already.
The bell rings, Sugar left jabs Ella in the face
Ella: Ow, Sugar that's not going easy!
Sugar: What do you mean? I'm obviously going easy on you.
Sugar says sarcastically as she laughs, she right jabs Ella in the face.
Ella: Ow, Sugar, why are you doing this to your best friend?
Sugar: You still haven't noticed yet, princess? I… was… never… your… friend!
Ella gasped, as Sugar pushed Ella hard to the ground. Ella was on the ground, crying.
Sugar: Time to finish you up, missy!
Ella is thinking of Flashback of last season
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Sugar: Shut your song, old dressy, I wasn't done talking to the wizard!
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Sugar: I heard something, duck.
Sugar pushes Ella into a bush.
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Sugar: I know what you're up to, singy pants, gals that sit at the end always get less camera time, push over!
Sugar says as knocking Ella off the log
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Sugar: What?! I ain't no running up!
Sugar says, yelling at Ella.
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Sugar: I primly believe, I primly believe believe?!
Clucky runs away in fear
Sugar: That's pageant talk, my talk, you're going down, missy!
Sugar yells at Ella.
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Sugar: here's a poem for your ear holes, roses are red, manure is brown, get out of my face!
Sugar walks away, as Ella sighs in sadness.
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As Ella gets shocked by an eel strapped on a dueling stick, Ella falls in the water, the camera focuses on Sugar laughing.
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Ella: It's just my heart is full of sorrow.
Camera pans out to see Sugar laughing at Ella's comment
Flashbacks are over, and it goes back to present time
Ella stops crying, and her tears dried up to angry flakes, she makes a fist, she gets up and looks at Sugar, very angry.
Sugar: Um Ella, why are you mad?
Ella: You wanna fight me, Pageant wannabe?! You got one!
Ella says, yelling at Sugar. Sugar gets mad.
Sugar: Pageant wannabe?! Oh that is i-
Sugar was interrupted by Ella punching, her in the face, Ella pounces on Sugar, punching her over and over, until Sugar was out cold, the bell rings, her two of her teammates got into the ring, to held her back from Sugar.
Brick: Easy ma'am, she has enough.
Ella looks over at Sugar, still on the ground, out cold.
Ella: Don't ever talk to me again!
Ella storms off mad, and goes to her cabin.
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Dave: Wow, that was so, AWESOME!
Dave cheers.
Dave: I didn't know Ella could be that fearsome, woah!
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Chris was shocked at Ella's anger on Sugar.
Chris: Woah… um okay, today's winners are the Alpha Warriors!
The team (except Ella who was at the her cabin) cheered in victory.
Chris: Blood Survivors, I'll see you at tonight's bonfire ceremony!
The Blood Survivors groan.
Bonfire Ceremony
Chris: Well Blood Survivors, maybe Sugar should've accepted Ella's truce, because you wouldn't be here now,
Camera pans to Sugar who just cross her arms and looks the other way in annoyance.
Chris: but anyway, you know the drill, get to voting.
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Jasmine: Obviously.
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Mike: Not really surprising.
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Sugar: Is it still possible to still vote for Ella?
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Chris: Alright, so the people who completed their boxing matches, Mike, Shawn, and Topher are both safe.
Chris throws marshmallows at them.
Chris: Alright, the next person safe is… Jasmine!
Chris throws a marshmallow to Jasmine.
Chris: Scott!
Chris throws a marshmallow to Scott.
Chris: Anne Maria!
Chris throws a marshmallow to Anne Maria.
Chris: Sugar and Dakota, this is the final marshmallow. Dakota, the only reason why I think you're in the final two, because you basically didn't compete in today's challenge, and Sugar, you had a chance to get get your team the win, but you gave it up and loss, but the final marshmallow goes too
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Chris throws the last marshmallow to Dakota.
Chris: Sugar, you're going home!
Sugar: Well that's just perfect, going to final three, all the way to second one out!
The scene goes to Sugar in the Arrow of Shame.
Chris: Any last words, Sugar!
Sugar: Screw-
Chris presses the button which fling Sugar to the sky
Sugar: Elllllaaaaaaa!
Sugar says while falling from the sky.
Chris: Welp that's a pageant queen down, before I forget, Chef, bring Keith over here.
Chef comes walking with Keith.
Keith: So why am I here ?
Chris: Keith, buddy, I just need you to step in that large bow.
Keith: Okay then.
Keith gets in the bow.
Chris: See ya later Keith!
Keith: Wait, can I say bye and apologize to Sky before I-
Chris presses the button which fling Keith in the air, Keith was screaming.
Chris: who's the next person to take the Arrow of Shame, find out on the next episode on… Total. Drama. Revenge of the Pahkitew Island!
End of Episode 2
Votes
Mike- Sugar
Dakota- Sugar
Scott- Sugar
Shawn- Sugar
Sugar- Dakota
Anne Maria- Dakota
Dakota- Sugar
Teams
Alpha Warriors- Dave, Jo, Ella, Sky, Brick, Lightning, Dawn
Blood Survivors- Mike, Jasmine, Anne Maria, Scott, Shawn, Dakota, Topher
Elimination
16th- Max (The Super Villian)
15th- Sugar ( The Pageant Queen)
Conclusion
Episode 2 is done, and I have to say, this is probably the most satisfying episode I ever written in my opinion, Dawn gets revenge on Scott for getting framed by him, and Ella finally snaps at Sugar, and Sugar getting eliminated early. Keith, Sky's Ex now, makes an appearance for this episode as well. Reason why I eliminated Sugar, because she was mostly hated, plus I wanna write when Ella snaps at Sugar, and Sugar gets her karma. I can't wait to continue this series, but anyway, I hope you all enjoy the second part of Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island, more to come on Episode 3! Before I sign off, I'm going to respond to reviews.
Reviews
That British Guy- Thank you so much about the couples of this season, and I agree with you, and yeah this season is gonna full with non canon couples, but I hope you enjoy them a long the way!
Kyubes- Thank you so much, I gave Dakota some more character development for this chapter, I hope you enjoy :)
Well that's all the reviews for this chapter, please tune in next time on Chapter 3 on Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island.
