Another Ordinary Day


Summary:AU- A multiple chapter story about the Varia members as middle school students. Their ordinary lives along with other strange and annoying classmates. Let's hope Xanxus doesn't shoot any of them though... Rated T-M for very lewd jokes, Varia antics, etc.

Warnings:

-OCs (no official OCx? unless chapter calls for it, but never official)

-Based on my experiences as a middle schooler

-Slight OCC

-Swearing

-Violence

-Varia-ness

-Random Characters from Various anime will also show up


Lately my stomach has been hurting like crazy, so I'm curently lying on my bathroom floor with my laptop writing this... I won't let anything get in the way of my writing... Well, unless I'm dead, cause... Well.. You know.

Disclaimer:Kyaramero doesn't own KHR, if she did, we'd all suffer watching gore and very sadistic torture crap.

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IV. Library Duty

(In which Belphegor is caught watching something naughty on the school's computer)

"Frapple, you wanna help me do some library work?"Merri asked cheerfully. Fran opened one eye, as he was relaxing, and sighed.

"You know Merri-chan, there are a lot of books in the library, and most of them are heavy. If you were to give me one of hose dictionaries, I would probably topple over. Why don't you ever ask Bel-senpai?"Fran replied, resting his head on the desk.

"I did, but then he started complaining how I was a goody-two-shoes and that I'll never get a boyfriend... And then he said something so bad, I had to literally kick him out of the classroom."Merri kicked the desk as an example. "The only reason I need to do library work is to get extra points on my helpers card for my ASB card. So please Frapple, pretty please with honeydew boba on top~?"she pleaded, leaning in close to Fran's face. It was so dangerously close, Fran felt a bit uncomfortable, and although you couldn't tell, he was a bit flushed.

"Alright Merri-chan. You have to treat me to boba though."Fran sighed in defeat. He just heard a happy squeal from Merri, who hugged him and ran to the ASB room. "How does she manage to convince me every time?"

After School

Fran met up with Merri after school in the quad area. She was watering the bright and colorful plants and talking to the very much hated Vice Principal Levi. It wasn't a surprise she noticed Fran at that very second, who wouldn't notice a green-haired boy with an apple hat? And an apple backpack.

"Okay Frapple! Let's get to work!"Merri exclaimed, grabbing Fran's hand and dragging him off into the computer lab/library. The computer lab/ library was called the Media Center, and in one of the connected rooms was another computer lab, but with older version computers. That room was only used if the Media Center was unavailable.

As soon as they walked in, sitting in the chair in front of a computer was none other than Belphegor.

"Bel? What are you doing here?"Merri asked.

"What does it look like Merri? I'm using the computer to do a school project."Bel replied, a Cheshire Cat grin plastered on his face.

"Uh... Yeah, okay... Anyways, the library is on the other side of the room Frapple, let's go."she and apple-head walked over to the bookshelves which were missing some books, and had some in the wrong place. "All we have to do is organize the returned books into the correct genre, and place them in the correct bookshelf. Lussaria-sensei said they didn't have to be in a particular order, so all we need to do is put them in."

"Ushishishishishi~ That's wrong Merri~ The school's goody-two-shoes shouldn't be saying naughty thing like that."Bel teased, causing Merri to turn bright red.

"S-shut up Bel! You're so disgusting! Ugh! A-anyways Frapple, let's start."Merri stuttered, fanning herself.

"Hai..."Fran replied simply, as they began sorting out the books.

It took a while, but they finally finished their job. Fran had toppled over about 7 times, maybe 8, and Merri tripped about 3 times. Leave it to these two to be comical reliefs.

Merri wiped off her nonexistent sweat and heaved a heavy sigh. "We're finally done! Let's go get some boba on our way home, my treat."she offered, gathering her books, binders, and her backpack which had a bear shape.

"Of course, the boba's the only reason I'm here Merri-chan, don't forget you're the one who said "Pretty please with honeydew boba on top?"."Fran said as he put his apple print backpack on.

"Bel, wanna come?"Merri asked.

"Yes! Oh god I'm going to come!"Bel moaned.

"... Uh... Bel? Are you alright? You're creeping me out..."Merri hid behind Fran, who walked towards the fake prince. "Kyaa!"Merri nearly fainted as she saw the screen.

"Senpai... Are you watching porn in school?"Fran asked nonchalantly as he stared at the screen. That was by far the ugliest blonde he had ever seen, in second place from Belphegor. The again, Bel said his opinions sucked.

"Ushishishishi~ Yeah, got a problem?"Bel replied, as he zipped his pants back up. Merri fell over and covered her eyes.

"Ah! My poor innocent virgin eyes! Belphegor, I swear on my grave I'll get you for this!"Merri shouted, as she ran out of the Media Center back to the quad, most likely to get a breather.

"Senpai, why do you always watch porn with blondes that have big boobs? They aren't even attractive."Fran asked, and 3 knives magically appeared in his hat.

"Che. You don't have any taste."Bel clicked his tongue, slung his backpack over his shoulders, and exited the room to the quad, probably to tease Merri.

"I wonder if I'm still getting my boba..."Fran thought aloud, as he also exited the room.


V. Art Class

(In which Fran is forced to marry Belphegor)

"Okay class, today's project is going to be extra fun! We're going to make wedding clothes!"Lussaria-sensei exclaimed, clapping his hands together.

Ruby raised her hand. "But Mr. Lussaria! We don't know how to make clothes. This is an art class..."

"I know~ That's why I'm teaching you! And when we're finished, we'll choose 4 students to be the newly weds!"Lussaria beamed. The class shivered at the thought, nobody really liked each other in the class, and even if they did, they'd stay away from them.

"Ushishishishi~ This sounds stupid."Bel whispered to his apple-hat desk partner. Fran just ignored his comment and continued reading his very thick book.

"It sucks. When Mer-chan is absent, I'm stuck sitting with stupid senpai for my classes."Fran sighed and he didn't bother to look up from his book when Bel stabbed him with 6 knives.

"Oi... Pay attention to me!"Bel growled.

"Now, now boys, I know you're both excited to do this project, but remember to be patient~ Ohohoho~"Lussaria interrupted. "And I'll need your knives Bel, we don't want any injuries before the wedding now, do we?"he added, taking all of the prince's knives away. He dropped them inside his desk and locked the drawer with a key.

"Che..."Bel spat, rolling his eyes. Not like anyone could tell though, right?

"Mr. Lussaria! How will we make the clothes if we don't have sewing machines or all the other supplies?"Ruby asked.

"Oh, don't worry about the small details honey. Now, get into groups of 4 please!"Lussaria clapped his hands together, and with that, everyone started crowding around the classroom to get to their friends, if not taken already.

After the Dresses Magically Appeared...

The class was somehow able to make 2 dresses and suits, and how they did it was beyond them, but they could care less.

"Now, we need to pick 4 representatives!"Lussaria exclaimed. The class fell silent. "Now come on, this is fun guys!"silence. "Fine, I'll do a name draw."he pouted, as he picked out 4 popsicle sticks with names on them.

"Please don't be me. Please don't be me. Please don't be me."everyone in the class muttered to themselves, crossing fingers. Lussaria smiled at the 4 names he had chosen.

"Alright! The first couple is Ruby and Squalo!"Lussaria announced, and the whole class gasped. Ruby raised her hand. "Yes Ruby dear?"Lussaria answered, quite tired from answering her previous 43 questions.

"But Mr. Lussaria, Squalo hates me."Ruby replied. Squalo rolled his eyes.

"And why does he hate you?"Lussaria asked, uninterested.

"He says I'm an annoying bitch that should go die in hell. He also said he'd never marry me no way José-"

"Hey, that's my name!"

"-and that he'd rather fuck a cow than me."she said, ignoring her classmates' faces of horror. Did she really just swear in front of a teacher? Squalo just smirked and chuckled softly.

Lussaria sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Come on guys, it's not like you're really getting married or anything. It's just for a project."Ruby raised her hand again, cue her hair getting cut shorter by a certain someone's sword. She put her hand down slowly, becoming silent. "Now, please change into your choice of clothes and come back here."Lussaria pointed to the neatly folded white clothes.

"Ushishishi~ Squ-chan's stuck with Ruby."Bel laughed as he leaned back in his chair.

Fran, who had been reading the whole time, turned the page of his book and scowled. "Senpai... Could you please not rip the pages out of my book when I go to the bathroom?"Fran asked, staring at the missing page.

"Let me think about it... No."Bel responded, taking Fran's book and throwing to the side.

"Now, the next couple is... Fran and.. Belphegor!"Lussaria exclaimed. "How wonderful!"the class shivered as they heard the name of two of their male classmates getting married (even though it was just for fun, which is probably much worse), by their gay teacher Lussaria. What a wonderful combo, am I not right?

They weren't the only one's appalled. Bel stood up, slamming his hands on the desk.

"I am not marrying the apple-head!"the prince demanded, pointing accusingly at the mint-haired bookworm.

"I don't want to marry senpai either. He'll make me do al the work at home. I already have to deal with him on a daily basis, and I don't want to get married to him. Especially since he's a fake prince."cue knives flying.

"H-hey! I thought I took those away!"Lussaria cried. "Well I have more!"Belphegor smirked, as several shiny knives slid down his hoody's sleeve.

"VOOOOOIIIIII! Just do it dammit! If I have to, you have to!"Squalo roared, as he came from the other classroom. He was wearing a white suit, which matched Ruby's.

"Squ-chan's right Bel, it's not fair. If he has to marry someone he doesn't like, so do you. Now, hurry so we can get this over with."Lussaria whined. Ruby was about to raise her hand, until Squalo sent a threatening glare to her.

"Che.. Fine. Let's go frog face."Bel spat, as he threw the dress at his partner.

"Senpai, I'm not a frog... And why do I have to wear the dress?"Fran asked.

"Because, the prince doesn't want to wear it. Now do as the prince says or I'll personally cut you into little froggy bits."Bel threatened.

"But I don't want to listen to a fallen prince. Give me the suit."Fran said. In no time, the two were fighting, giving both Lussaria and Squalo a headache.

"Oi, trash. Hurry up before I make you into minced meat."Xanxus growled, as he sat back in his chair. Bel and Fran paled, and without another word, scurried into the empty classroom next door.

"Stupid froggy, see what you did?"Bel muttered, as he undressed.

"It's senpai's fault.."Fran sighed, as he hurriedly put on the gown. 4 minutes later, a loud roar (read:VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII) came from the classroom, along with a loud cry.

"What the fuck happened in there?"Bel asked, as he put on the coat.

"How would I know fallen prince? I'm in here with the oh-so appalling fake prince Bel-senpai."Fran replied nonchalantly as they both walked out of the room. The whole room was silent. Not a single word. In a corner was Ruby, shuddering, and in the other one, Squalo was repeatedly slashing the walls to relieve his anger.

"Ah! You're both just in time!"Lussaria exclaimed. He pulled the two males up to his desk, and standing behind it, opened up a book entitled, "How to Marry for Dummies". "Hmm... I don't really want to read all that, so I'll skip to the good part."he muttered to himself. He then looked up at the blonde and the apple-I mean mint-haired boy and smiled. "Now, do you Belphegor take Fran to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"Uh, sure, whatever. Let's just get this over with."Bel replied, arms crossed.

"And do you, Fran, take Belphegor to be your lawfully wedded husband?"and a simple nod was given in response. "By the authority vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride~! Ohoho~"Lussaria said, causing Bel to gag.

"Excuse me? Did you just tell me to kiss him?"Belphegor asked.

"But of course Bel~ It's not a wedding without a kiss!"Lussaria replied.

"Wait, doesn't that mean that Ruby-san and Squalo kissed too?"Fran asked, hit with realization. The two both looked at Ruby, who was as pale as a vampire, and then to Squalo, who was still slashing the walls. "You can't be serious..."

"But I am!"Lussaria pushed Bel and Fran together, and their lips met. In no time at all, they both pulled away, coughing. "Ohohohoho~ How cute!"

Bel and Fran looked at each other and nodded. They slowly walked up to Lussaria, cracking their knuckles. With that said, Lussaria was sent to a hospital with severe injuries.

On another note, the 4 students' classmates could never look at them the same way again.


Oh grod... My school schedule sucks... A lot. I have PE in the morning, first class... Well, I start school on the 6th, so if I don't update by then, that means I'm preparing for school or whatever...

Bel:Peasant, how dare you wed the prince with the frog face?

Fran:That's not very nice senpai. I already knew you were into guys though, so it makes sense you'd be mean to me. After all, boys are mean to the people they like.

Kyaramero:Uh... Yeah... Bye. Review please, it makes me feel much more confident, whether it be criticism or praise, I love it.