Why Twilight doesn't have Twitter Part 2

A/N Aww, the last chapter. Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

A few days after the family had created their Twitters, they all went their separate ways.

Edward and Bella to Isle Esme.

Carlisle and Esme to England.

Nessie and Jake to Charlie's.

Alice and Jasper to Texas, and Rosalie and Emmett to Canada.

On their third day away, they all decided to log on. And… this is what happened…

BeautyQueen Having a lovely time with my baby GrizzlyMan1936.

1 Min ago.

` ShopperzHusband Hah wonder why? RT BeautyQueen Having a lovely time with my baby GrizzlyMan1936.

Less than a min ago .

BeautyQueen Shut up, dork! ShopperzHusband!

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GrizzlyMan 1936 Dude, we can't even have a good time, there's no bears around here!

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ShopperzHusband You don't need to have your good time with bears, idiot. Don't you and BeautyQueen do something else?

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WolfGurl0910 Oh, T.M.I! ShopperzHusband.

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Shopaholic1901 Oh, ShopperzHusband, don't be mean! I can see their future! You could have asked.

Less than a minute ago .

BeautyQueen Shopaholic1901 if you look one more time, your beloved yellow Porsche will be totaled!

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EdwardMC0813 Wow, you are all dorks except for you WolfGurl0910.

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WolfGurl0910 aww, thanks Dad

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BellaSC0813 Okay BeautyQueen Shopaholic1901 be nice. I'm pretty sure they didn't mean it that way GrizzlyMan1936.

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CarlisleNEsme1921 BeautyQueen and GrizzlyMan1936 calm down you two. Don't get another ticket for indecent exp.

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BeautyQueen Hey CarlisleNEsme1921 what's Expp. For?

3 mins ago .

CarlisleNEsme1921 I am going to pretend that my oldest daughter did not just ask that… BeautyQueen

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WolfBoy0910 Hey BeautyQueen I'mma make a joke out of this… hope you know that, Blondie.

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BellaSC0813 Hahaha, CarlisleNEsme1921 lucky you got me and Alice. To balance out the blonde in the family.

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EsmeNCarlisle1921 Oh yes BellaSC0813 I'm so very glad you balanced it out.

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Shopaholic1901 Yay for Brunettes! BellaSC0813 EsmeNCarlisle1921

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GrizzlyMan1936 I luv you babe but this is funny RT WolfBoy0910 Hey BeautyQueen I'mma make a joke out of this… hope you know that Blondie.

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ShopperzHusband CarlisleNEsme1921 I don't know why you even warn them they won't listen

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WolfGurl0910 hey BeautyQueen where's my bikini? Didn't you say you would pack it?

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EdwardMC0813 WHAT! RT WolfGurl0910 hey BeautyQueen where's my bikini? Didn't you say you would pack it?

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BellaSC0813 don't be mad EdwardMC0813 its just one bikini.

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EsmeNCarlisle1921 Don't be angry EdwardMC0813.

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EdwardMC0813 Fine. WolfBoy0910 call me.

BellaSC0813 Hey CarlisleNEsme1921 that's why they haven't been logged in for the past 10 minutes!

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CarlisleNEsme1921 Why?

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BellaSC0813 CarlisleNEsme1921 They were just on the news for indecent exposure.

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ShopperzHusband ha RT BellaSC0813 CarlisleNEsme1921 They were just on the news for indecent exposure.

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BeautyQueen Proud of it, BellaSC0813 CarlisleNEsme1921

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WolfBoy0910 EdwardMC0813 Dialing, pick it up.

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EsmeNCarlisle1921 CarlisleNEsme1921 Why? Why us?

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CarlisleNEsme1921 EsmeNCarlisle1921 we got to love them, though.

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EdwardMC0813 CarlisleNEsme1921 so if Bella and I did it you wouldn't be mad?

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EsmeNCarlisle1921 EdwardMC0813 of course not. Your father and I know you wouldn't anyway.

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WolfGurl0910 found it never mind BeautyQueen Oh I saw you on the news.

2 mins ago .

BeautyQueen Hahaha. I looked good. WolfGurl0910

GrizzlyMan1936 You sure did BeautyQueen

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BeautyQueen ShopperzHusband Told you we could have real fun dipstick.

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ShopperzHusband Surprise. Surprise. BeautyQueen.

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Shopaholic1921 this sucks. I missed it. ShopperzHusband you got it on the DVR, right?

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ShopperzHusband Shopaholic1901 Of course!

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BeautyQueen CarlisleNEsme1921 Oh I just looked back at that tweet Exp meant exposure…

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CarlisleNEsme1921 Yes that's what it meant. I'm glad you learned something today. BeautyQueen

EsmeNCarlisle1921 Rosalie Lillian Hale! Did you really wear that bathing suit? That was mine! BeautyQueen

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BeautyQueen CarlisleNEsme1821 I'm happy too. And tell your wife to stop crying about that bathing suit. I got her a new one!

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EsmeNCarlisle1921 I can not believe you wore that one on TV! BeautyQueen !

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CarlisleNEsme1921 BeautyQueen she has the right to cry. It did make her look… rather stunning. If I do say so myself.

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BeautyQueen CarlisleNEsme1921 EsmeNCarlisle1921 Well, sorry.

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EsmeNCarlisle1921 You better be sorry.

WolfBoy0910 Hey BeautyQueen what do you call a blonde thats 93 years old?

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BeautyQueen What…?

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WolfBoy0910 A girl who doesn't know what Exp. means… I know not the best. BeautyQueen

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BeautyQueen Oh hah hah so funny I'm still keeling over with laughter WolfBoy0910

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BellaSC0813 Nice bathing suit, where'd it come from? BeautyQueen ?

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EsmeNCarlisle1921 from my closet BellaSC0813

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GrizzlyMan1936 Hey don't be mean to my sexy angel! WolfBoy0910

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BellaSC0813 EsmeNCarlisle1921 Wow… that bites.. bahaha bites…

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CarlisleNEsme1921 Oh Bella. You make me laugh BellaSC0813

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GrizzlyMan1936 Going to take a nice walk with my beautiful wife BeautyQueen

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ShopperzHusband Sure RT GrizzlyMan1936 Going to take a nice walk with my beautiful wife BeautyQueen

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BellaSC0813 CarlisleNEsme1921 They're at it again.

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CarlisleNEsme1921 Where? We've cut off the TV service here. Nothing good on.

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GrizzlyMan1936 Check out these wonderful pics of my Wife and I BeautyQueen

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Shopaholic1921 those pictures are stupid and ridiculous. GrizzlyMan1936 you'll get your account terminated!

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CarlisleNEsme1921 Oh, dear. I just saw the news online. What has my son GrizzlyMan1936 done, and why?

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BellaSC0813 CarlisleNEsme1921 I guess you just saw it. I just read your last tweet.

BeautyQueen CarlisleNEsme1921 we did nothing wrong. And we wouldn't get our account deleted just because we posted those.

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GrizzlyMan1936 Urrg, it just sent me a warning. Who reported our funtime photos? BeautyQueen

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WolfGurl0910 Sucks to be you GrizzlyMan1936 !

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EdwardMC0813 Well, I officially declared that I will not call GrizzlyMan1936 my brother anymore.

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GrizzlyMan1936 WolfGurl0910 Hey! Be nice to me!

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BellaSC0813 I cant believe you did that GrizzlyMan1936 and BeautyQueen !

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BeautyQueen that's it, I am so logging off! Love you all. Well, some of you.

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GrizzlyMan1936 Me too!

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CarlisleNEsme1921 Well, it seems quieter here, now that they logged off … oh, yes, quiet is good.

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Shopaholic1921 Splendid! I just bought a fab pair of new shoes! ShopperzHusband massage my feet? Logging off.

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WolfBoy0910 Well, I missed a lot of your guys's arguing, hey WolfGurl0910 Wanna swim now?

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WolfGurl0910 sure WolfBoy0910

Both log off.

BellaSC0813 Logging off parents discovered I have twitter. Have to go unseen. (not you CarlisleEsme. Others)

Bella logged off.

EdwardMC0813 CarlisleNEsme1921 hey, there. I'm glad Bella and I are your only good children you have left.

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CarlisleNEsme1921 I'm very grateful for that. I'll see you all in three weeks!

Carlisle has logged off.

EsmeNCarlisle1921 I need a nice long shower… Carlisle, come along?

Esme has logged off

ShopperzHusband massaging isn't so much fun when you don't get a massage later on. Mad now

Jasper has logged off.

Caius1000 ahh good friends the Cullens have twitters, hello EdwardMC0813 how are you?

EdwardMC0813 Ahh! They found me! Must run!

Edward has logged off.

*A few weeks later*

The family arrives couple at a time starting with Rosalie and Emmett.

"Wow, what a trip that was." Emmett said flopping onto the couch.

"Tell me about it,"

"I sure as heck will tell you about it," Carlisle said from the doorway.

Rose and Emmett shrank back.

"Who in the world told you that you should run around like that?" Esme asked coming in with the luggage.

"Um … no one?" Emmett said.

"Exactly. Now why did you do it?" Carlisle asked just as Bella and Edward walked in with Renesmee and Jacob.

"My brain," Emmett said grinning.

"You have one?" Renesmee asked.

"Nessie be nice," Jake said.

"Sorry," she mumbled. Before anyone could say anything else, Seth burst through the door!

"Hey, turn on the TV you have to see this!"

Carlisle grabbed the remote off the couch and flipped it on to the news channel.

A reporter was standing in front of a mini Mall somewhere in Texas. The camera zoomed in and everyone gasped at what they saw.

Jasper and Alice were hand cuffed.

"And why were you arrested?" the reporter asked a grinning Alice.

"Just because I tried on a pair of Cowgirl boots. And forgot to put them Back!"

"Is that true?" the reporter asked someone who appeared to be the manager.

"Not exactly…"

Carlisle turned it down.

"Should we save there butts?" he asked.

"No way!" everyone said.

"Fair enough." Carlisle said.

"So… does this mean me and Rosie are off the hook?" Emmett asked sheepish.

"For now, yes." Carlisle said.

The two raced upstairs to their room smiling.

"Oh, what an entertaining life we have," Bella said laughing.

"Crazy is more like it," Carlisle said chuckling.

"Hmm, well, I wonder do you think the Volturi have Twitters?" Esme asked.

Edward visibly shuddered.

"What's wrong, son?" Carlisle asked.

"Caius has one," Carlisle grabbed his IPhone from his pocket and scrolled through it for awhile.

"There, now he can't find me,"

"How'd you do it?" Bella asked.

"Deleted my account. I recommend you all do the same."

"I do hope you all learned a lesson from this," Esme said, smiling.

"We sure did," Edward said, pressing "Confirm," on his phone.

"All gone," Bella announced.

"Good. Now, anyone want to hunt?" Carlisle asked opening the door.

"Fine by me," Seth spoke up.

"Let's go," Renesmee said, taking Jakes hand.

But before they could leave, Emmett came bounding downstairs.

"Anyone want a Tumblr?"

Noone responded. Instead they all ran as fast as they could, deep into the forest. Completely forgetting about Alice and Jasper who were probably in a police station.

Nothing would happen to them, right?...?

A/N How'd you like this story? I truly hope you enjoyed it! Heartbreak And Revenge is almost done too. But a new story is on its way!

[[RoseNEmmettForever-