A/N: Starting with this third story in the Parody 13 series, I will be introducing a subplot that is resolved in the middle of Season 6. And yes, that means that I will continue with the story even after the actual show is canceled. You're welcome. :)
MEANWHILE, IN UNIONVILLE, ONTARIO...
Unionville, being a sleepy village in the suburbs of Markham, usually did not have any major incidents. When there were things going on, it was usually the Unionville Festival or a tourist who got lost. This time, however, there were three unexplained incidents.
AT UNIONVILLE HIGH SCHOOL...
Unionville High School was famous for its fiddle contests. All the great modern Canadian high school fiddle players came from here, like... well, actually, only Joseph Christensen. He was playing in a crowded music hall, with his parents, his grandparents, and his friends watching.
Suddenly, he stopped playing. He stood up, smashed his fiddle stick into tiny little pieces, and bashed his fiddle against the wall.
There was a silence from among the audience. Then, they gave a standing ovation. One person even yelled, "It's the new Jethro Tull! Hooray!" The others were cheering because they really just didn't like the fiddle, they were there only because most of them knew Joseph. However, Joseph seemed to take this as an insult, and furiously threw the battered remains of his fiddle into the crowd. He walked away angrily.
IN FRONT OF UNIONVILLE HOSPITAL...
An elderly woman was walking along the streets of Unionville. She was just walking home from buying a spray paint can for some housework. All of a sudden, she stopped, took out the spray paint, and tagged the hospital wall with the word "FRAKK".
AT THE CHURCH IN UNIONVILLE...
From the top of the church steeple, a nun jumped to the ground below.
"Sister Grace? Sister Grace! Are you alright?"
"I – I thought I could fly..." Sister Grace was wheeled on a stretcher into an ambulance.
IN ARTIE'S OFFICE...
"What does "frakk" mean?" Artie wondered out loud.
"I think it means she watches a lot of Battlestar Galactica," Leena said from behind him.
"Ah, that sci-fi show. I hate sci-fi."
Leena giggled. "Stop giggling!" Artie said.
"Your aura seems to be off somehow..."
"Stop looking at my aura!"
This statement only made Leena giggle more. "Fine, I'll just put Pete and Myka on the case."
"Artie, what are you so grumpy about?"
"I had a talk with the Regents about something that I really should not discuss." He walked out of the Warehouse to get a breath of fresh air before he briefed Pete and Myka.
