Hello,ice drops,and welcome back to our adventure in this fanfic ! We left off when Draco (?) went to the Forbidden Forest with Lovely(horrible) Ebony. Let's go and see what horrors await us !
Disclaimer : Again,nothing is mine but the opinions and my account.
-Chapters 4 and 5-
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY Totally different spelling from what you typed earlier... nut mary su OK! Yeah,well. I have a hard time believing that :P DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! Too different/Completely OOC dey nu eechodder b4 ok! What ? I can't understand idiot.
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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" I know,he's acting OUT OF FREAKING CHARACTER !
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. Then you two fell to you deaths,the end
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. Again,you two are still alive ?!
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. All I could say is this : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ?!
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Ew Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. First off : Ew (again) ! Second,I hate you He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. I NEED BRAIN BLEACH,I AM MENTALLY SCARED ! Really though...Put his thingie in my you-know-what ? You could describe clothing SO well,yet not a sex scene,or at least the aftermath ?
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. FUCK,I NEED MORE FREAKING BRAIN BLEACH ! And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Too much...too much *shiver*
It was….Dumbledore! Oh..oh you little bitch. Awesome,but still.. You OOC making bitch...
Chapter 5.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! I still don't know what those are... Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache That explains so much ... ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! Who wouldn't be ?! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! I doubt you're getting those...
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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. *grammar spasm* Sorry about that,happens every time I see too many grammatical errors.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. I'm suprised you even know the word ludicrous ! Even if it's spelt wrong...
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Wow that is one serious medical condition (no joke) Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. Um...who wouldn't ?
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. You do know this happened around the 90s and not the 1930s
How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" Well then... Time to get the axe ready.
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." Wait,Snape said that ?! SNAPE ?! As in SEVERUS SNAPE ?! Damn,you OOC making bitch !
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. Professors : 1 - Ebony :... Who knows...
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm Oh now you realize it's supposed to be a dorm... and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. Wait,your wearing heels to bed ?! WTF ?! When I came out….
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. As much as it's repeated : WTF ?! I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. And here we are back to rooms,what a shame.
Ok so,that's a wrap,my ice drops. Next time,we don't know ! Because I unfortunately forgot the next chapter/s. In the mean time,let's just re-explore all those terrifying locations of OOCness and more self insertations. See you soon and stay warm.
-Fall
