Hi everyone it's LongLoreLover! I had a little Writer's Block trying to come up with some material for such a well viewed story, but I think this will suffice. Special shoutouts to Jislane, an enthusiastic Big Bang Theory lover, bob the kraken, who is a spectacular writer and fills my days with awesomeness, Bahamut Crisis Core for his great reviews on pretty much every story, and to Quidame, who is of course my friend that hasn't yet gotten an account. Love all of you even if I didn't give a shout out to you, and I present to you, the next part of the Sibling Differential. No clue as to when the next part will be up, but I'm hoping by Tuesday the latest =)( Also, I mean no offense for the way I have Penny's sister pronounce words. I was just writing it that way for comedy, and it does not mirror my views of those who live in the south, or in farming communities, as always none of the jokes in here reflect my views.)
"Howdy y'all!" A woman greeted, and Raj fell to the floor in utter shock. The woman was blonde with hair running smoothly to the length of her belly button in a smooth waterfall. She wore a light, blue shirt that matched her navy blue pants, and sandals. "Oh let me help ya cutie pie!"she said, grabbing Raj and pulling him to his feet. He hissed in pain and then said, "Damn it woman what have you been eating!?"
"Well I had some beef jerky on the plane ride..."
"That was rhetorical!" Raj said, and the woman blinked in confusion.
"What's that?"She asked.
"What's what?"
"What's that word you used?"
"You mean rhetorical?" The woman nodded, and Raj bashfully put his hands in his pockets.
"Um well see..."
"Excuse me." Sheldon strode forward. "Forgive this man he has a cheaply earned Masters degree in things that don't apply to Earth. I am Sheldon Cooper, and what Raj here was referring to was the fact that he didn't want you to answer his statement, but in fact just was baffled at how strong you are..."
The woman squinted. "I'm sorry what?"
Sheldon looked her over. "You must be either really uneducated, drunk, or related to Penny, who is often both."
"Hey, do not insult my sister you corn stalk I'll gut you like a fish."The woman threatened, and she made Penny's I'm-warning-you-Sheldon face. Sheldon stood back, and then moved behind Raj, much the same way as he did when he moved behind Leonard in the Big Bran Hypothesis. "I'm sorry, where are my manners I'm Sheldon Cooper."
The woman's face automatically brightened and she extended her hand. Sheldon looked at it, and then started to extend his hand. Only it started fidgeting, the fingers splaying in all ways, twitching, and the hand shaking, all in the space of an inch. Penny's sister looked at Sheldon in alarm, and then pulled her hand back. "It's okay we don't have to shake hands."
Sheldon let his hand drop, and then breathed in huge gulps, his face red with exertion.
Penny's sister leaned over to Raj, who looked very nervous to have the beautiful woman near him, and asked, "Wow he really is a germaphobe like she said... What is his problem?"
Raj shrugged and then looked at Sheldon, who was downing water by the cup, and then checking his blood pressure.
"I don't know, but doctor's haven't been able to find a cure." The woman chortled with him and then she came inside, while Raj shut the door. Amy came over and put her hand out. The woman shook it enthusiastically. "Hello! You must be Amy."
Amy smiled and then commanded, "Cut to the business what is this about Penny?"
"Crap." Sheldon corrected, and Amy looked at him. "What was that Sheldon?"
"Social convention calls for the word crap, not business."
"It doesn't matter..."Amy finished, and Sheldon sat in his spot while the Penny's sister sat on the floor.
"Social convention also calls for a woman to end a relationship with her previous person before moving on to another potential mate." Sheldon criticized, looking directly at Amy. Raj, who sitting next on the couch, got up and offered Penny's sister, "Would look like to sit here?"
Penny's sister smiled and thanked Raj, getting up to sit. As she sat down, Leo leaped from behind the couch and grabbed her shoulder, all the while making a spooky laugh. Penny's sister screeched and then grabbed Leo's hand, twisting it so he flipped over the couch, and right on Sheldon. "Oh good lord!" Sheldon vociferated, and he stood up, so Leo was pushed onto the floor. He got up smoothly and extended his hand. "Well well. I do believe I'm impressed. I'm Leonard Di Awesomeness. It is indeed an honor to meet you..."
"Clover." Penny's sister finished shakily, she also shook his arm enthusiastically, and Leo smiled. He went to go get some water, and Howard at this time came out of the bathroom and saw Clover. "Zhe ge nu ren hen fei chang mei. Ta zhe li wei shenme?" Howard said in flawless Chinese. (As my profile says, I take chinese. What Howard said was: This unmarried woman is very beautiful. Why is she here?)
No one knew what he said, except for Sheldon, as he had taken Madirin from the Jewish man a couple years ago. "Zhe ge Penny de jie jie."(This is Penny's older sister)
Howard nodded and then said in English, "I'm sorry, but I'm married."
"What?" Clover asked with a laugh.
"Listen baby as hot-Howard said this with obvious yearning for her- as you are, you just have to control yourself. I'm married."
"But I didn't-"Clover tried to say, but Howard interrupted her.
"Look, it won't work with us anyway." Clover sighed asked Raj, "What is his problem?
"He got married..."The man said sadly, and Clover nodded understandingly.
"I know what you mean. I shot my husband." Leo made a choking noise, and then spit out his water. He wiped his mouth, and Sheldon's eye twitched as he went the kitchen.
"Get out." he commanded, and Leo left while Sheldon began his tedious process of cleaning.
"Where is Penny?" Amy firmly repeated, and Clover said, "She's at a hotel. I left a couple days ago for a visit, caught her at the airport. Supposedly, her and Leonard got into some fight, and then she left. But I caught that girl. Nothing outruns Clover, be it family members, grasshoppers, gophers, rabbits, or policemen."
"Why did a policeman run from you...?" Raj asked curiously, and Clover smiled triumphantly.
"Well, Penny has probably told you that me and her brother are...not ideal people. I mean I recently stopped smoking."
"How recent?"Amy asked impatiently.
"Oh, just before I entered the building."
"I thought I smelled smoke." Sheldon pitched in, and Leo laughed. "Please, go on Clover."
"Well one time, my brother got bustud by the feds, and he ran into our house. The door was open, because we always had a cat that came by for milk around that time."
"Was the cat pregnant?" Leo asked politely, and Clover shook her head.
"No, but he was fat as hell."
"Oh, that'd explain why he couldn't get pregnant but Please continue."
Clover obliged and resumed, "Well that day, our brother came running through, and I said, 'Fed?'
He nodded, and I fell into the routine that we established for years now. I moved to the front door while he ran out the back, and the officer flung open the door.
'Miss have you seen a drug dealer?'
'Am I supposed to know what a drug dealer look like?'
'He's about six foot, runs really, Really fast, has light brown eyes."
'Never seen him.'
'Fine. If that is the case you wouldn't mind if I look around would you?'
'I would actually.'
The police officer would then try to dodge me, and I purposely make it so he brushes my boobs.
'Oh you pervert!' I'd roar, and the officer would run as fast as he could while I chased him. I'd kick him in the butt, and he get in his police car and leave. We did that for a while until my brother was caught before he could make it to the house."
Leo chuckled and asked Sheldon, "What do you make of the story bro?"
"I find it...interesting..."
"Great now where is Penny?" Amy asked again, and Clover smiled. "She's at a hotel, and didn't want to be disturbed. I just came here because I was bored, and a shady man down in the lobby looked like a sexual predator."
"Oh yes Pasadena has a lot of those." Raj agreed, and Howard said, "You want something entertaining, try getting into an argument with this thing." He pointed at Sheldon, who looked at him. "I can hear you, in case your brain did not register that fact." Sheldon retorted. Clover laughed and said, "I like challenges. What should we argue about?"
Sheldon walked over and loomed over her, eyes bent down. "You want to debate with me, girl?"
Clover looked at him and said, "No. Because I doubt you know the first thing about anything."
Howard, Raj, Amy, and Leo gasped and looked to Sheldon, eager to hear his reply. He laughed quietly and then said, "Have you corn-pickers ever heard about machines?"
"Seeing as I can fix a machine with my hands and a sandwich, hell yes."
"Why would you need a sandwich?"
"To eat of course! I'm certainly not going to drink the oil of the tractor."
"Oh...I thought everything looked like water to you hill folk." Clover smiled at the insult, kicking this physicist's ass at his own game would be fun. "What's the issue?" she growled leaning closer, and Sheldon backed up a bit, uncomfortable at her close proximity, and his likelihood at getting a water-droplet borne disease.
"The issue...," He paused, drawing out the suspense. "Is whether AI will rule the earth by the end of the 21st century."
Clover cracked her knuckles. "I say no."
Sheldon smiled, he got what he wanted. "Lady and gentleman, we have a debate..."
