Monsuno One-shot "The Talk"

Fallenqueen2: Inspired by DA's GeekWayne, thanks a bunch! Hopefully this will make you feel better :D

Summary: We all know Beyal is innocent as well a person who lived as a monk in the mountains which he is. So when Dax makes a comment that makes him ask questions, Chase has to have 'the talk' with Beyal. Rather short one shot.

Disclaimer: I do not own Monsuno or any of it's characters or nicknames. Rated T because of the sex talk.


The Talk

"Why can't you ever call anyone by their actual name!?" Jinja and Dax were engaged in one of their everyday fights about Dax's nicknames he had made up for them. Only Jinja seemed annoyed with the nickname.

"Now where is the fun in that Princess?" Dax smiled widely before ducking down to avoid a punch from Jinja.

"You. Are. A. JERK!" She yelled out, with each word she made contact with a different part of his body. Left arm. Right thigh. Left side. Groin. Which thankfully for Dax he moved back to avoid the major amounts of pain that he would have been in if Jinja had made contact down there.

"Whoa there Princess. If you wanted to get in my pants so badly you could have just asked." Dax teased and Jinja's face went beat red and she let out a frustrated screech.

"HELL NO! I would never sleep with you!" She rushed ahead of Dax who was also blushing but had a slightly depressed look on his face before he covered it up with a cheeky grin and went to go bug Jinja some more. Chase just shook his head chuckling when something tugged at his sleeve. He looked around to see Beyal standing beside him with a confused look on his face.

"What's up Beyal?" Chase asked tilting his head to the side.

"I do not understand what Jinja meant by 'sleep with'. Don't we all sleep with each other every night?" Beyal asked confused and innocently.

"Oh man, Chase this one is yours." Bren laughed before running up to watch Dax and Jinja exchange banter leaving Chase behind to explain what 'sleep with' meant to the innocent little monk.

"Thanks bud." Chase grumbled to himself before turning to Beyal and took a deep breath.

"Alright Beyal there are two types of sleeping with. 1. Is when a whole bunch of people fall asleep together nothing more which is what we do when we camp. The kind of sleep Jinja was talking about is well… I'll just explain the basics of it I suppose… When a man and a women love each other very much they get into bed together… Uh and have sex." Chase explained quickly hoping that the monkfish understood and he wouldn't have to explain it any further.

"I understand that part, but Chase what is… Sex?" Beyal asked testing out the new word and Chase smacked his palm against his forehead.

"Oh god… Alright sex is well…" Chase trailed off trying to look for the right words to explain what sex is to the white haired monk. "Bren! Toss me that core tablet!" Bren saw the blush dusted across Chases face and laughed as he passed back the tablet with a internet search engine open since he had a good idea of what Beyal had asked. Chase typed in a few words and cleared his throat as his face heated up again before he started to read what it said on the screen to Beyal.

"To have sex: to engage in sexual intercourse. And before you ask what sexual intercourse is, I have the answer to that as well. Sexual intercourse is genital contact, especially the insertion of the penis into the vagina followed by orgasm. Please tell me that answered your question!?" Chase exclaimed desperately, exiting the screen, 100% red in the face by now. Beyal thought for a few moments before his face as well turned red and he nodded.

"I understand now." He said deadpan.

"Thank god, please never ask me something like that again." Chase buried his face in his hands.

"Was that awkward for you Chase?" Beyal asked wondering why his friend was so brightly red in the face.

"Little bit." Chase mumbled.

"I am sorry for making you awkward." Beyal bowed and Chase waved him off.

"It's not your fault Beyal, its two other's fault and I must now go ahem talk with them." Chase stormed up to Jinja and Dax before whacking them both over their heads. "Never again! Next time you say something perverted I am NOT explaining it!" Chase swore before stalking ahead, leaving a laughing Bren, a slightly amused Beyal and 2 confused beyond belief Jinja and Dax.

"Bren, I am confused still. If Dax and… Jinja wish to have intercourse why don't they?" Beyal asked loud enough for both Dax and Jinja to overhear.

"WHAT! NO! NEVER!" Jinja cried outraged.

"Aw why not princess?" Dax winked.

"ARGH! NO!" Jinja yelped before running to catch up with Chase leaving 3 amused boys in her wake.

"Did you do that on purpose monkfish?" Bren asked Beyal as they rushed to catch up with the other 2.

"Perhaps." Was all that Beyal said with a small smirk on his lips.

'Huh, well perhaps our little monkfish isn't as innocent as we thought.' Bren thought before realizing that he was alone. "Ah, hey guys wait for me!" He cried rushing to catch up with the others.