It was nighttime at the Smash Mansion and everyone was getting ready for bed. Wario was about to go to bed himself when he suddenly got so bored that he decided to get out his photo album.

Let me do this real quick, Wario thought to himself as he did exactly that.

While flipping through the album, he suddenly stopped when he saw a photo of himself and Mona smiling and posing. Yup, they had been together since the beginning of the WarioWare series. Unfortunately, however, she eventually dumped him for another man and he was so heartbroken that sometimes even joining the Smash tournament could not even cure his heartache. Then he suddenly had an idea, so he knew what to do.

Pit, in the meantime, was about to sleep when he woke up to the loud banging of his door.

"Who is it?" Pit asked as he rushed to the door to see who it was. "You'd best not be Pittoo!"

"It's me, angel boy!" Wario shouted as Pit answered the door and allowed him to come in.

"Wario, what brings you here?" Pit asked.

"Long story short, kid," Wario stated. "When WarioWare first came out, Mona and I used to date and be together, but then she eventually dumped me. Since you're an angel, can you find her and help me get back together with her? Here, I bought you some cupid arrows."

"I may be an angel, but I'm no cupid," Pit trailed. "Thanks anyway-"

"I don't care!" Wario snapped as he grabbed Pit by the collar of his toga. "Just do it anyway!"

Pit had managed to track down Mona by now and after finding her, he then tried shooting an arrow at her, promptine her to pull out her cell phone and call Wario.

"Wario," she said seductively after Wario picked up his cell phone.

"Yes, Mona?" Wario replied.

"You're almost out of mouthwash," Mona said as she then hung up on him, hinting that the arrow did not work, much to Pit's dismay.

"Damn," Pit cursed under his breath, so he continued shooting more arrows at her and after spending several hours shooting arrows at her, he decided that he had enough.

"Screw this! I'm out of here!" Pit shouted in anger as he flew away, going back to the Smash Mansion.

Next morning, Mona had already gone to work as a pizza deliverer and after Wario found out the news from Pit, he was about to lament again when something came to mind again.

"I just need an appreciation from a woman," he said to himself. "I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?"

Wario decided to look out the window and suddenly saw Princess Peach tending to the garden in the courtyard.

"I have an idea," Wario said to himself again. That idea, for him, was to invite Peach to keep him company and to do a few things for him in the hopes that he could get her to appreciate him.

Meanwhile, Peach wasn't the only one in the courtyard. Sonic had just tossed a coin into the water fountain and made a wish that Tails could someday become a Smasher like he was. Lucario was meditating under the tree while Fox, on the other hand, was picking apples, cherries, oranges, and even lemons from their respective trees. Peach, in the meantime, was about to finish up her gardening when she felt a tap on her shoulder.

"Yes?" she asked as she turned her head and suddenly saw Wario, much to her shock.

"Hello, my dear," he smirked.

"Wario!" Peach gasped. "What are you doing here?"

"I saw your gardening," Wario stated, "and I appreciate your hard work in the courtyard. Why don't you come inside so I can offer you some money?"

"If you insist," Peach sighed as she followed Wario inside the Smash Mansion.

"Something's wrong with the DVD player," Wario said as they went inside. "It's not working properly and I'd appreciate that you would fix it."

Peach then walks up to the DVD player and the only error that she found was that it was unplugged.

"Well, that's only because it has been unplugged for quite some time," Peach stated and with that, she plugged it back in and popped a DVD inside the machine in question and much to their joy, it started working.

"Thanks!" Wario beamed as he and Peach then sat down to watch a film. The film in question was an educational one about mating and sexual pleasures. Unfortunately, however, it stopped working again, much to their dismay (especially Wario's.)

"Aww man!" Wario groaned. "That thing stopped working again!"

"We should check it together," Peach suggested.

They did exactly that and, unfortunately, Wario accidentally got his eyes sucked into the DVD slot.

"WAAH!" he yelped as if on cue. "My eyes are stuck!"

Then he tried to pull himself free and as soon as he did exactly that, only his eyes were out of their sockets.

"WAAH, my eyes!" he yelped again.

Peach only sighed and pulled out the remote and pressed the "rewind" button and with that, Wario's eyes suddenly broke free from the DVD player and went back to their sockets, much to Peach and Wario's relief.

A few minutes later...

"Princess, there's an Ariados in my bathroom," Wario said. "It would be nice for you to shoo it away."

"Well, if you insist," Peach said as she went to Wario's bathroom to investigate and, much to her horror, she saw an Ariados on the toilet. She then screamed prior to running out of the bathroom and then shut the door after doing exactly that.

Another few minutes later...

"Princess," Wario called out as he walked over to Peach with a glass of lemonade that he planned to give to her. "I hope you like the lemonade. You know I made it for you."

"Why, thank you," Peach said as she eagerly took the drink from him prior to drinking it, but it was too sour for her taste, so she ended up puckering up from said taste.

"Princess, what's wrong?" Wario asked in concern.

"Ugh, it's too sour!" Peach winced.

"Aww, that's too bad," Wario said. "I'll bring some more sugar."

"Actually, it just needs more water," Peach protested.

Wario then went to the kitchen and as soon as he opened the refrigerator, Crazy Hand, who was hiding inside, suddenly whacked him into the blender and then blended him up.

Later on, Peach was brushing her hair when she saw Wario emerge in an undone tuxedo.

"Can you do me a favor?" Wario asked. "It would be nice if you would button up my suit."

"Okay," Peach said as she went on to do just that, only to have the suit rip in half in her process. Then two more parts ripped off as well, prompting Wario to let out a embarrassed laugh while Peach zipped her eyes shut in disgust.

A couple of hours later, Wario was in his room with Peach and he was wearing nothing more than a yellow bathrobe with boxers underneath and one of his trademark pointed-toe shoes (green in that case).

"What do you think of my eyes, princess?" Wario asked seductively. "Do you like them?"

"I don't really want to disappoint you, so yes, I like your eyes," Peach said as she was about to touch them, only for Wario to pull her hands away from them with a smirk on his face.

"A little foot massage would be nice," Wario said as he proceeded to take off his shoes and with that, a horrible stench wafted from his now bare feet and hit Peach's nostrils, much to her disgust. After catching a whiff from Wario's smelly feet, Peach screamed and flew up to the ceiling fan and when she fell down, she got a very bad haircut and her pink dress was completely tattered. Then it was Wario's turn to end up getting caught in the ceiling fan and after that, he was completely dizzy.

"Sorry if my feet smell bad," Wario slurred prior to barfing on Peach, much to her further disgust.

Later on, it was time for Peach to leave Wario.

"Can I have your clothes to put into the laundromat, Wario?" Peach asked. "I'm also washing my own clothes."

"Why, sure," Wario grinned as he gave her his clothes as well as some money prior to trying to and having managed to kiss her. Just then, Mona suddenly came into the Smash Mansion and, much to her shock, walked in on Wario giving money to and kissing Peach.

"Wario?!" Mona gasped in shock as a result of that shocking discovery.

"Mona, I can explain," Peach said in panic. "It's not what you think!"

"You saw Wario in his bathrobe, didn't you?!" Mona asked angrily. "Isn't it awful?"

Hearing this, Wario started to tear up, much to the shock of both girls.

"I just want to be loved, Mona," Wario admitted. "Is that so wrong?"

Mona hesitated to answer, but when she was about to answer him, Peach interrupted her.

"Mona," Peach spoke, "you're incredibly lucky to have Wario as a boyfriend and trust me, he's lucky that he must've had an amazing girlfriend that you are when he's too disgusting for everyone else. Don't get me wrong, though, as much as I kinda respect him as a person, Mario is my true boyfriend and he's been there for me many times and I'm sure that you might've been there for each other too."

With that, the princess then proceeded to leave them, allowing them some time to patch things up with each other.

Later that night, Wario was about to go to bed when he heard a knock.

"Who's there?" he asked as he ran to the door and answered it, just to find Mona.

"Wario," Mona said, "I just want to say that I'm sorry that I ditched you for someone else. You see, I just wanted to see someone else and after dating that person, I started to think about you and I realized that you're the only one for me. I'm sorry. Anyway, wanna' play WarioWare?"

"Well, if you say so," Wario answered as he turned on the Wii and as the two started playing the said game, they started laughing, much to the annoyance of the other Smashers.

"Keep it down!" Falco shouted from nowhere. "Can't you see that we're trying to sleep?!"

Wario and Mona ignored everyone as they kept laughing, playing WarioWare and patching up their relationship. What could possibly go wrong?