Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! NANA NANANA. Hi viewers! I decided that I should post up a little sumthin' sumthin' from my scraps. I'm just lazy to formally type them out and update my fanfiction. :P I'll just keep adding on to this office-ish series, if you guys wish. Though I haven't have any clever ideas, because offices are boring in general. So I hope everyone is having a good weekend yes? Alright.

Title: LRJPB - Do You Feel Pretty Neji, Do You?
Pairing: NejiTenten
Disclaimer: I suck. I don't own.


9:00am

"Neji?" she whined.

For a brief moment he closed his eyes and sighed, "What."

Tenten smiled, "Well, I have a question to ask you."

"Tenten, you have many questions to ask me. All of which are silly, incoherent, and not to mention irritating."

Her shoulders dropped and made a pout face.

"Oh, c'mon it's a question that I have been dying to ask!"

"Not n-"

"Well, I'm just going to ask anyways," she replied quickly.

"Why do you look like a girl?"

He glanced at her questionably and reverted back to his office.

"Get out of my office."

"But, I just wanted ask a question! It wasn't harmless!"

He grasped her wrist and pushed her out of his office.

"But-!"

The door slammed.

"Geez, I can't even get an answer to a question."


She sat down with her hand under her chin, pondering aimlessly.

'I wonder if I pissed him off,' she thought.

She paused.

'Nah,' Tenten shook her head, 'he can't hate me, I'm too fun!"

'He's just on his period or something-"

BANG!

Tenten immediately dropped to the carpet.

"What the hell was that?"

She grasped the edge on her table and peeped up her head to see her boss.

Neji's eyebrows were furrowed and his temples were popping out through the window.

Tenten gave him a displeasing look, 'He does not look cute when he's mad.'

"Tenten!"

"WHAT?"

"Get back to work, you're wasting time."

A loud groan escaped her lips.

"I hate you, Sir Hyuuga!"

"Your paycheck!"

"You're an ice cube!"


12:15pm

Tenten tapped her finger to her chin.

"So I came up with a reason why you look like a girl."

He sipped his coffee and sat down on chair, "This is relevant, how?"

"It's not," Tenten put on a serious face, "but just hear me out."

She held up one finger.

"First reason: trial and error."

He got irritated, "As in what?"

"I mean maybe you didn't want to look like a girl because you weren't sure, but then you realized that maybe boy haircuts look ugly on you. Now you're like Fabio status."

Neji rubbed his temples, "You give me headaches."

"Right, okay." Tenten held up two fingers.

"Second reason: you want to look like a horse! It makes so much sense!"

She flashed an open-mouthed smile.

He glared.

"A farm animal. You are associating me with a farm animal."

"It's totally a compliment. You're both equally pretty and have thick, long manes," she pointed to his endlessly shining hair.

"This is annoying. Are you done now?"

"There's one more." She held up three fingers.

"Third reason: You be diggin' the male audience."

The Hyuuga's eyes widened.

"I am not attracted to men."

Her arms folded, "Well they're my reasons, so I don't care."

He rolled his eyes, "All of them are pointless, especially the third one."

Tenten smiled, "Aw, really? I think that reason is justified by your cruel demeanor and plain weirdness. For one, you have no girlfriend, or fiancée, or wife, or significant other that is a woman. And two, you live alone. And three, you hate women."

"Tenten, I do not wish to discuss this foolish conversation with you any further."

Neji stood up from his chair.

"It's okay Neji, you don't have to be in denial, hehe."

He stared her down with his gaze, "I am not gay."

Tenten stood up too and pushed in her chair.

"Whatever, ending this foolish conversation here. I'm going back to work."

"Hn, you hardly ever work."

Tenten stopped in the hallway and turned around, "WHAT?"

"Nothing," he replied sternly.

"OKAY!"

She continued walking away.


9:45pm

A post-it was stuck to her desk again.

"You were ten times annoying than usual today."
- 'Not Gay' Neji.

She laughed loudly. Then she pulled out a sticky note pad from her drawer.

Tenten quickly scribbled down a note and got up to Neji's door.

She pat it loudly on the door before yelling, "You have a note on your door!"

Neji stood up from his comfortable chair and opened the door to peal away the note.

"It must've been the café latte I had at 5 am. Neji you are gay, stop lying to yourself."
Love, Your best Secretary EVAH!

He snorted.

Taking another sticky note from his desk, he wrote another note on the reverse side and stuck it on the window adjacent to his and her office.

He knocked on the glass and she titled her head to the side.

Neji pointed to the note.

She rolled herself across the room in her chair to read.

"MY OFFICE, NOW!"

Tenten bit her tongue.

Rolling herself backwards she got off her chair and walking to Neji's office.

KNOCK, KNOCK!

"You rang?"

Neji folded his hands, "I am not gay."

She grinned with slanted eyes, "Sure you aren't."

"Fine-"

Tenten pointed at him, "Hah! So you are gay!"

"No, but I am willing to prove to you that I am not gay."

"Like what?"

"I'm taking you out on a date."

"A date?"

"A date."

"A date?"

"Tenten."

"A date?"

"Yes, a date."

"I don't date gay guys," she had a nerved look on her face.

"Once again Tenten, I am not gay."

"Haha, you're so funny Neji."


Bye for now…I have a prom to attend, so I can get my freak on! Yup.

P.L.H.
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