Working for the Ripper

(Belphegor)

"¡Hey, peasant! Bring the prince's new knives" Ordered me that annoying self-proclaimed prince with his oh-I'm-so-great tone that made me feel like kicking all the crap out of his royal ass.

"¡Bring them yourself! Right now I'm too busy with ''your paper work'', so do something by your-lazy-self for once. Would you?" I knew well he was my squad leader and all that but, he was just throwing all the meaningless work he didn't want at me. That was killing my patience.

It wasn't the first time I would snap at him about this but, for some reason this time around he looked really troubled about my mood. After closing the door behind him (with lock and all), slowly, he approached the wooden desk I was sat and working non-stop becouse of him. Knife in hand and his trade smile all over his face.

"Don't talk back to the prince, peasant. If you got a problem with the prince just say so." His body language said me I was in troubles and I didn't have the time to take proper care of that, and I wasn't in the mood for a never-ending argument. That made me move closer to him and clung to his neck, as I started to press my lips across it until I reached his ear.

"I'm just tired of you, got it? So get away before I do something both of us are going to " I wasn't going to tolerate his childish behaviour, so I pushed aside and kept on working. Him pushing his work on me at this time "and" date was getting on my nerves and made me wonder about the trash he got for a brain. A genius my ass, he was nothing more than a shithead. How stupid and dense could that ripper be?

" Shishishishishi. ¡Damn peasant! The prince won't accept this kind of behaviour from a mere log like you. I'll punish you properly so you won´t forget your place." The next second he was on top of me, throwing all my stuff off the table as he pushed me down. One knife near my neck, as you would expect, while he unbuttoned my blouse, then stasted kissing my waist upward to the neck.

I couldn't take it any further so a moan escaped from my mouth, making the prince laugh again, this time celebrating victory. I didn't knew if it was the room getting hotter or it was just me but, then my mind shut off and, some minutes later, when I came back to my senses the annoying prince was smiling mischievously, hooked to me like a chain. Blood running down my chest painlessly. Finally after he licked my blood he stood up grinning and laughing.

"Shishishishishi. Hurry and bring the prince's knives, if you don't I'm going to be late for tonight's dinner." He moved to the couch at the nearby wall, kicking aside the things that were in his way.

"¿Dinner?" That sure took me by surprise.

"Stupid peasant, ¿Have you forgot what day is today?" He was now pissed and annoyed at me, because of that I grabbed him from his arms and kissed his check quickly.

"Of curse not, how do you expect me to forget our anniversary? I was affraid it was "you" who forgot it." He grinned wider and hit me lightly on the forehead, meanning How would I forget? I'm a prince. Sighing I stood up from the table I still was lying and walked to the door unlocking it.

"Well my slowpoke prince I'll be back in a moment. But, you know? I will be immensely glad the day you remember where the knives are. Our room ain't that big." How I loved to tease him every now and then.

"¿Then what would be the prince's excuse to come in here? The prince wants to see you when he feels like."

I left the room smiling like an idiot not bothered by the The prince always win that idiot muttered. Like a prince as him needed an excuse to do as he please just to come and see a mere peasant as me. I couldn't help but fall even more in love with him, knowing that he felt the same way... his own way.