Shii-chan: imma sad….T^T
Kanda: what now ya damned crazy neko…
Shii-chan: thank you for callen meh dat….my computer crashed….
Kanda: I care because…?
Shii-chan: the computer that I had all my shit down in…
Kanda: I care because…?
Shii-chan: I finally finished you ****ing the living shit out of Allen-chan!
Allen: T/T
Lavi: and she had her Inuyasha story in there
Shii-chan: and all my other shit…
Kanda: NOT THE COMPUTER!
Shii-chan: imma get a new one….that old dinosaur hates everyone whom touches it…T^T
Lavi: poor girl….*pets Shii-chan*
Shii-chan: nya~
Allen: anyway Shinohime-chan does not own D. Gray-man and the original idea was from XxChocoMelloxX
Kanda: so don't own! Don't sue!
Shii-chan: my iTunes….my stories….MY VOCALOIDS! T^T
A Life Changing Birthday
Kanda scoffed, "Tell anyone? Why would I do that? It's obvious they're gonna figure it out sooner or later, so why bother wasting my breath telling them something they'll learn later on?"
"So you aren't gonna tell anyone?" Lavi questioned.
"No. I am not. But I can't promise the same for Komui." Kanda replied.
Allen sighed, "Thank you. We will talk to Komui about it. Now, I need to take Timcampy out. Bye."
Kanda and Lavi waved as the young exorcist left the room with his floating golden little friend. Kanda turned to Lavi, "I sure hope you realize just what you've gotten into. Bookman is gonna kill you. Or the baby. Either one will work, I guess. You better have an idea on what exactly you plan to do about this."
"Don't worry Yu. I got the entire thing figured out. Once Allen starts to show, I'll simply tell him that Allen's constant eating has caught up with him."
Kanda paused, "What if Bookman doesn't believe you when Allen gets bigger?"
It was Lavi's turn to pause and think of an answer, "I scream and run like hell. I will get Allen and we will move as far away as possible."
"What are you going to do once the baby comes?" the Japanese exorcist asked.
"By the time that happens, Allen and I would have moved to a safer location where Bookman won't be able to find us." Lavi assured the taller exorcist.
"What if he finds you?" the raven said accusingly.
Lavi pouted, "Can you stop with these questions? It's making my brain hurt!"
"Of course." Kanda muttered.
"Now," Lavi began, "I need to go meet up with Bookman. So, if you don't mind moving your huge ass outta the way please."
Lavi shoved a pissed Kanda out of his way and walked down to where Bookman was.
The next two months went by pretty smoothly. No one really noticed anything except Allen's sudden drop in food consumption. But they just shrugged it off and never gave it a second thought. Lavi continued in his studies and brought Allen to weekly checkups to check the baby's condition. Something that concerned only Kanda was that Allen was beginning to show slightly already. And with Allen eating less and less, Lavi's oh-so brilliant plan of blaming Allen's abdominal growth on his eating habits was becoming less believable each day. Something was wrong. He had to talk to the two alone. Kanda finally got Lavi and Allen to come to his room for some 'private business'.
Allen tilted his head at Kanda, "Uhm, why exactly did you bring us to your room Kanda?"
"Because I have noticed a slight problem." Kanda explained.
Lavi frowned, "Problem? Care to explain it to us?"
Kanda pointed to Allen's abdomen, "Notice Allen's stomach? It's starting to show already. That's not supposed to happen until around the third. He's only about 11 weeks correct?"
Allen nodded, "Yeah, 11 weeks and 3 days."
"And because Allen still isn't eating his normal amount of food, your plan about having Allen's extensive eating habits be the fault of his getting bigger might not fly by the Bookman. I suggest we go in and see Komui about this."
"But Allen just went to Komui yesterday." Lavi complained.
"Well we are going again. For moyashi's sake, I wanna make sure that nothing is wrong." Kanda implied.
Allen got up, "Alright, if you insist. Come along Lavi."
Lavi grumbled as he got up and they made their way over to the R&D lab. Komui saw them come in a smiled, "Well, isn't it my favorite exorcists! What might I ask are you here for~?"
Kanda spoke right up, "We think there is something wrong with Allen."
Komui began to sweat, "What? Don't be silly! I…"
"Komui," Lavi interrupted, "He knows."
"Oh. Then what else could possibly be wrong? I checked him yesterday and all was fine." Komui assured.
Kanda continued, "I've been noticing that Allen seems a little big to be only 2 months. I have three possible reasons. First, you may be off on the day he conceived. Second, his eating habits may have actually taken a toll on his weight. And lastly, the cause I hope isn't the right one, he may be having more than one."
Kanda's last reason shocked the entire room. This definitely got Komui thinking, "Hm, I wasn't planning on doing this until you were farther along but I feel it be necessary to solve this little hindrance. Follow me Allen, I'm going to do an ultrasound on you."
"Ultrasound?" Allen questioned as he followed Komui into another room, "What is that?"
"I shall explain it to you as we go along. Lie down on this table and lift your shirt." Komui instructed.
Allen did so and Komui examined his slightly bloated stomach, "I see what you mean, Kanda. He does seem a little bit bigger than he is supposed to be. Now Allen, next I'm going to put this gel on your abdomen. It might be a bit cold but you will get used to it. Then, I will take this device and move it around on your stomach and it will show me what exactly is going on inside."
Komui spread the gel on Allen's midriff and started moving the device around to see if he saw anything. Lavi looked at the screen but couldn't tell squat what was going on. Komui's sudden outburst scared them all a bit.
"I found it!" Komui chirped.
Lavi looked at Komui and then glanced at the screen, "Well, what do you see?"
Komui grinned, "It seems like you two will be having twins!"
Allen gasped, Lavi fainted, and Kanda's jaw dropped, "Twins? Are you sure?"
"Positive! I can see that Lavi is handling it uh…well." Komui said.
Allen and Kanda looked over at the unconscious man on the floor and sighed. Allen frowned as Komui cleaned the gel off him, "This is only gonna make things worse. Now I'll grow twice as big and it'll be twice as hard to hide me from Bookman for long. I've already seen him glaring at me at times."
Kanda nodded, "It will be tough. But the first thing we need to do is wake up Sleeping Beauty over here."
The small exorcist hurried over to Lavi and shook him lightly with no avail. So Kanda stood up and pressed his foot onto Lavi's gut.
"Gah! Ouch Yu, what the hell was that for?" Lavi screamed as he jerked up.
"You passed out a few minutes ago. Apparently, you couldn't take the shock of you and Allen finding out that he's pregnant with twins." Kanda explained.
"Shit, this changes all plans. I can already see being Bookman's successor going down the drain. Since Allen and I will likely move away even sooner now, I will immediately be out of the running as his successor." Lavi mumbled in disappointment.
Allen carefully bent down beside the redhead, "It's gonna be okay, Lavi. We'll figure this out somehow. Wait…we're moving?"
