Disclaimer: I do not own The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Dear Dad,
It's me, Mandy. I just thought I'd write to you again. I had a dumb day today. My dad at home said I wasn't showing him enough respect. I told him to drop dead. But don't start thinking I'm some kind of brat, or something. He was being a total idiot. I don't know why Mom picked him over you.
Do you ever miss Mom? I wouldn't. She's such a ditz. And did you know she uses spray-on tan, now? It's disgusting. Why did you like her so much? She's stupid.
Do you ever miss me? I mean, I know I've asked that before, but I just wonder sometimes. I mean, I know you do, but everyone wonders, right?
Also, I told Billy about you. I must have mentioned him to you, before, right? He's my friend. He's really dumb, too, but not like Mom and my other dad. I guess it's okay for him to be dumb, because nobody depends on him. Once he's old enough to support a family, though, he's going to have to start getting smarter.
I really hope you'll enjoy reading all these letters, someday. I know I've written a lot of them, and by now you must be tired of reading them. You don't have to answer each and every one of them. Just write back as soon as you can.
I can't wait to meet you for real. When I find you, I won't have to write you letters. I can just talk to you, and we can be a family again. Maybe I can even move to where you are?
Anyway, that's all for now. I'll make sure to write again, soon.
Your daughter,
Mandy
