Teach Me How To love

A/N: Hello! And welcome to my world of insanity! I am almost done with 'Life Without Phoebe'. I know I made a lot of other thing, but there is a reason for my madness!... is there...? Who knows! I don't bahahahaha FREE THE ANIMALS!

Curly (comes out of nowhere): Hey! That's my line!

Me: So. T.T

Curly: So! You can't say that!

Me: I just did. XP

Curly: Then I shall fight you to the death

Me (Dance away ballet style): Lover not a Fighter! XD

Curly: Get back here coward!

Me (still dancing away): La la la ho ho ho Sha la la la-la! ^o^ XD

This has a good surprise in it... maybe... I HOPE you like it.

DISCLAIMERS: They are EVERYWHERE!XD


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Chapter 1: First day of school

I walked in a daze, as I made my way down the street to my bus stop. I was a little pissed off because my... LOVING mother thought it would be a idea to set my alarm two hour late! I had to throw onba blue jacket, dark pink shirt, and white flats. "Fucking drunk." I said with a sigh. I had to text Phoebe to tell the teachers not to shit a brick, and that I woke up late. I guess waking up so late isn't really a bad thing, it gave me a chance to walk and clear my head. I just didn't want to be late for my first day of the junior year.

I looked around me, and smiled at my old home town. "Hi, Mrs. Vitello. Here, let me help you." I said brightly. Mrs. Vitello was a nice old lady that ran a flower shop, she was still a lot of spirit for a woman for her old age. I rushe over to her side, and helped her pick up this cute decoration of pink, red, and white roses.

Mrs. Vitello gave me a grateful smile. "Thank you Helga dear, but why are you not at school? You're not skipping again, are you?" She asked me with a raised eyebrow. I smirked, and rolled my eyes. "Yes Mrs.V, I am skipping. That's why I have a geometry book in my hand. I think I'll go to the park and do some light reading." I replied with some good natured sarcasm.

Mrs. Vitello smiled at me, then laughed, I joined her soon after. "Well after you read I think you should go to school." She told me in a joking tone. I smiled, then shrugged. "Nah, I think I'll just go to school." I retorted. Mrs. Vitello beamed at me, making me happy. I liked it when I stopped by Mrs. Vitello, she was one of the few people I could take to. I sighed as I waved her goodbye, and left.

Well at least it was a good start...I thought to myself, then I gave another sigh. But I know it can't last... I finished sadly.


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I groaned as I made my way into the depths of H.S 218... the principal's office. Normally kids would go to the attendees office, but Principal Wartz (who was my elementary school Principal) thought I would be a special exception. I sigh for the billionth time, as I opened the office door. "Hey, Beth." Beth was Mr. Wartz Secretary, she too, was a woman I could tolerate.

She was a twenty-one Africa America woman with long black hair pulled into a tight bun, she sat at her desk wearing a long black dress, that stopped at the tip of her knees, and hugged her nicely, with a white waist belt, full lips and naturally long eyelashes, a full womanly body that any woman would go green over, and oddly enough her eyes changed colors a lot,.

Today they were grey (A/N: No joke! I know two people, and their eyes can change color! Watched them changed too. Weird. As. HELL! cool, really cool... but. still weird.) "Your eyes are, grey today." I said with a smirk. Beth rolled her grey eyes and shook her head at me. "Love, there is no telling what color theses things will be. One day I woke up and they were black."

I bit back a giggle as she shivered at the memory. "No one, including myself, could look me in the eye all day!" She exclaimed with a laugh. I smiled at her, then pointed to the big mans door.

"Is Wartz here." I asked. Beth gave me a mischievous smile, and that made me give her one back. "Oh yes, Love. He's here." She said with a giggle as she handed me he's office keys. I looked at Beth in awe. "Beth... you know what? I think I love you!" I told her as I got my phone ready. Mr. Wartz has always done weird thing in his office when I was a kid. One day Beth told me she would help me get out of trouble.

She said how Principal Wartz would get on her nerves, and how she would love to help me get something over his head. Like killing two birds with one stone, I get my awesome black mail, and Beth gets sweet revenge! We both giggled as we softly unlock Wartz door, as not to make a sound. I cracked the door opened a little and poked my head inside. What I saw was horrifying, interesting, and made me want to laugh all at the same time.

Beth saw my stunned expression, and poked her head in the door as well. Now we both watched as Mr. Wartz with make-up on his face, toy dinosaurs in his hands, danced the pink flamingo, to that dick's song I saw you face and WOW! Our mouths hang opened as I pulled out me touch screen, and recorded him dancing. We just watched for a good minute and forty-five seconds, before we closed the door back and locked it.

The faced each other our mouths still on the floor, then we fell over laughing. As we rolled all over the floor holding our stomachs. Principal Wartz opened the door, and looked down at us with the same stunned expression as we looked up at him with. "Why are you both on my floor laughing?" He asked his I brow (which for some ungodly reason had mascara on it) raised. Me and Beth shared a look before we turned back towards Wartz with a serious expression.

"Why do you have make-up on... I thought you learned your lesson after the whole'IT girl' thing?" I asked with a cunning smirk. Wartz's eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. Then they fell into a look that I was oh to familiar with. "I didn't see you, you didn't see me, ?" He asked handing me a tardy slip. I smiled brightly. "Make it so that I was here, and this video doesn't go online." I said showing him my phone.

All the color drained from his face, then burned with embarrassment. Beth giggled. "Busted." She whispered. Wartz looked at her his eyes burning. "Ms. Bethany Smith!" Beth looked at him in a serious manner as she got up and dust herself off. "I just came in here sir, but I would do as she said. You know what would happen if it got out, don't you?" She said her face showing no emotion. I watched hwr in awe.

Wartz looked from Beth to me then back towards her. As he did, I sent the video to my e-mail. He growled."Fine, but you have to delete that video, NOW!" He yelled. I smiled. "Yes, of course." I said nicely. Beth fixed me attendees, and gave me a tardy slip, and I let Wartz watched as I deleted the video. He growled and went back into his office, make-up and all. I looked at Beth and she gave me a look of utter shock. "Did you really delete that video?" She whispered.

I smiled. "Yeah... after I sent it to my email." I said with a chuckle. Beth looked at me in awe. "I've raised you well young one." She said as she gave me a little bow. I rolled my eyes and laughed at her little proclamation. "Whatever Beth. I gotta go what period is this?" I asked. She looked at the clock over her door. "Huh. You're in luck, you have Biology right now, then lunch." I looked at the clock overjoyed.


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Author's POV

"Really?!" Helga smiled ear to ear. "That is so boss! Bye Smith!" She exclaimed as she waved running off. "Later, Pataki!" Beth yelled, then went back to work on her computer."You know it's not wise to be so unprofessional, with kids." A voice said walkimg into her room. Beth turned around to face her new comer. He had on a white long sleeve dress shirt on, with a black tie and pants.

"Oh so you heard us, I never took you for a guy that eavesdrop on people. Also you've known me for about a good ten years now, you should know that I am a bit immature at times. Plus it's not so bad to be get on their level every now and then." She said her arms crossed with a smirk on her face.

Her new comer let out a light chuckle. "I guess you're right." He looked at the door way which Helga just left. ""She's an interesting kid." He said with a smile. Beth looked at the door as well, and smiling fondly. "Yes she is." Then she sighed. "If only she didn't hide it." She said under her breath. Her guest raised an eyebrow at her. "What was that?" He asked.

Beth waved her hand dismissively. "Nun'. Come on let us get you to your new class room." She said with a smile. The young twenty-two year old man with blond hair slicked back, green eyes, round C shaped nose, wide head that wasn't as big as it was when they were kids. Gave her a nervous smiled. "Do you think they'll like me?" He asked. Beth smiled at her dear life long friend. "I know they will, even if they try not to." She said smiling brightly.

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Biology Class

"Hey, Phoebe!" Helga yelled as she ran up to her small Japanese-American best friend, who she known for all her life. Phoebe was a petite girl that sstood about 5;1making her best friend four inches taller then her. Phoebe used to ware a long blue sweater and blue skirt when her and Helga were little. Now she wore a blue shirt, blach skinny jeans that gave her room and made her look nice.

Her best friend smiled at her and waved. "Kon'nchiwa, Helga!" She squeaked brightly. Helga sighed with a wiry smile. "No Japanese today, my head is bagging." Helga told her. Phoebe nodded her head in understanding. "English, got it!" She said with a thumbs up and wink. Helga gave her a faint smile, before students came into the room (after pausing at the door in fear). Helga growled at the group of kids causing them to flinch a little.

After everyone took their seats the teacher finally walked in. A man with long black hair that when to his shoulders, lightly tanned skin, dark blue eyes, and charming facial features. He had on a red tie, black long sleeve dress shirt tucked into, long blue jeans, and black dress shoes. Every girl (besides Helga, and Phoebe) swooned over him.

"Oh my god! He's so hot!" One girl said.

"Look at his hair, it's shining!" Another squealed.

"He's drop dead, gorgeous!" Said Rhonda Wellington Lloyd.

She was the Queen Bee of the school, always was. She was the fullpackage. Beautiful, rich, and smart... well more like conniving. She could get dirt on anyone, almost like Fuzzy slippers. She could find anything, or get whatever she wanted from him. She had long raven black hair, gold loop ear rings, and today she had on a black dress, red tights, and black knee high boots.

Helga rolled her eyes, and gagged. Phoebe held up her hand to hide a giggle. "I guess we have a new pretty boy, huh?" Helga said with a smile. Phoebe nodded. "It would seem that way, Helga. The girls already like him." Phoebe said pointing towards the girls crowding the new teacher. Helga rolled her eyes again. "What sheep!" She yelled. Everyone stopped and looked at her.

"Ah! You must be Ms. Pataki!" The teacher said. Helga placed her hand on the desk, and placed her head in her hand. "The one and only." She said flatly. Her teacher only shook his head with an amused smile. "Well I hope we get along. " He said nicely. Helga could have sworn she saw sparkles shining around his head. "Yeah... I think not Mr..." She said in a monotone voice.

He only laughed. "Lopez. And I guess we'll have to wait and see!" He said excitedly. Helga nearly groaned.

This is not going to be my year.


A/N: Okay this is not how I wanted to end this. Well I guess you'll have to wait on our beloved football head! Anyhow! Sorry for rushing this!

R&R! XD