Ok the whole reason I even posted this was to ask if anyone has read the new chapter. I did so I'm in a KHR-y mood. First of all, does anyone hate that black haired chick in the Shimon family? The one that started shiz with Hibari, I think her name was Suzuki Adelheid. I'm still not sure if I hate her or not (please don't say she's the female version of Hibari because she's not. She is only a little similar, Hibari's much better ^^) the only one I really really hate right now is that bastard that hurt the sweet and wonderful Yama! Anyway I can't wait for the next chapter (there's gonna be a fight! Go Vongola!) And I hope it's gonna be a little longer than the 9-10 page chapters Akira-san has been doin. Do you think that they'll be paired according to their flames, strengths, or just randomly? (I know Enma and Tsuna are gonna fight unfortunately, but I've been thinking Gokudera might fight Adelheid because he's the right-hand man and she's kinda like that to Enma, sorta. I personally want Hibari to fight her since she tried to beat him up, plus she smashed Tsuna's face in chapter 285! Hibari did too but…it was with love? Plus it was Reborn's fault, (lol on his outfit and entrance too)) Okay one more thing, I agree with Tsuna! Giotto would never do such a thing! (I hope D=)

Kay I'm done. This chapter was a bit rushed since I didn't really want to write it yet but I'm hoping that it isn't noticeable. Also, I've read a lot of stories that have 'grey' instead of 'gray' so I'm just gonna try and fit in and start using that even though gray isn't wrong. (I looked it up on the internet, apparently a lot of American people use gray so that explains why I used it ^^')

Thanks all of you for reviewing and fav-ing, etc. Thankfully you pointed out my mistakes at spelling Decimo and Famiglia. I'll spell them right from now on. Also thank you Ilyusha 1013 for reminding me about Dino, Basil, Fuuta, Bianchi, Haru, and Kyoko! Well actually I didn't really forget about Kyoko, I just didn't write her receiving a letter. I-Pin will be in it too probably.

Sorry for the long A/N ^.^

Pairings: Hibari Kyouya x Sawada Tsunayoshi, Gokudera Hayato x Yamamoto Takeshi, Alaude x Giotto ^^, Asari x G., Belphegor x Fran, Xanxus x Squalo, Byakuran x Shoichi (you guys decided, sorry my anonymous reader!)

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR (wish I did)


Vongola Movie Auditions- Part One: Hibird Love

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Tsuna cautiously looked around, searching for signs of anyone on the school grounds, namely Hibari. "Reborn…are you sure Hibari-san knows about this?" He asked, turning his head to glance at the infant sitting comfortably on his shoulder. He frowned, suddenly thinking something random. 'If Reborn never walks and he's always eating fatty foods…why doesn't he get fat?'

As if sensing his thoughts Reborn looked at him sharply. Tsuna jumped and turned his face away and ended up looking at his apparently great-great-great grandfather Giotto. The Primo looked down at him and smiled slightly before looking back up to observe the school.

"Hibari knows." Reborn finally replied and pointed ahead. "See there he is now."

Tsuna's head snapped around so fast that Reborn actually felt a whoosh of air that ruffled his suit and swayed curly sideburns. "Hiiiiee! Hibari-san!"

The black haired teen looked irritated as he observed the brown haired herbivore before he scoffed and turned his gaze in favor of a stronger person, namely Alaude. He looked surprised for a moment as he eyed his older look-a-like. "Aren't you dead?" He asked bluntly.

"Hiiiiee! That's rude Hibari-san!" Tsuna blurted out before slapping a hand over his mouth when Hibari briefly glanced at him.

Alaude only grunted before ignoring them both. Hibari scowled, thinking that the first Cloud was too boring. Even if he was strong it wasn't worth it, Hibari preferred more amusing prey. Plus why chase someone when they refused to fight? Hibari recalled when he had to do that stupid test to prove he was worthy of being the Cloud Guardian (he still didn't want to be). The old man refused his offer of a fight, twice. Ever since then Hibari had lost interest. 'Old men are boring anyway.'

Tsuna laughed nervously, scratching his head. Giotto smiled and cocked his head to the side. "Hibari/-san and Alaude/-san are both alike." They said simultaneously before blinking and looking at each other.

Alaude and Hibari didn't seem fazed that they'd said the same thing at the same time, too hung up on the fact that they said they were similar.

"I am nothing like that old man/brat." Immediately they both glared at each other.

Both Skys looked at each before bursting out laughing, ignoring when the glares were directed at them. Well Giotto ignored it; Tsuna turned his head away and chuckled nervously.

"Stop laughing." The Clouds snapped, once again at the same time. Hibari glared at the blond male before growling and looking away while crossing his arms. Alaude grunted in irritation. 'I am not an old man.' He thought angrily.

"Although this is amusing to watch, I have to interrupt your bonding." Reborn stated getting the attention of the others.

'Bonding?' The four thought dubiously.

Reborn ignored their looks and continued on. "Auditions are going to start soon which means that everyone is going to arrive. We need to prepare."

"Auditions?" Tsuna asked.

"Yes auditions."

"But I thought-"

"You thought wrong."

"You didn't even-"

"Alright we need to set up a judging table." Reborn informed the other three. Hibari and Alaude were once again glaring at each other while Giotto stood between them, sweat dropping. They all turned their heads stared at him as if asking 'Well what do you want us to do about it?'

"Hiiiiee! Reborn you're not even listening to me! Why do we need a judging table! ?" Tsuna yelled.

Reborn glared at him, "I swear you ask the stupidest questions."

"I-"

"Wait! There's no need to fight!" Giotto's sudden shout caused Tsuna and Reborn to look at him.

He was standing with his hands thrust outwards like he was trying to stop the two Cloud Guardians that were glaring fiercely at each other once again. Hibari had his tonfas out while Alaude just stood there with his arms crossed.

"Why not?" Hibari hissed.

"Well because fighting's bad?" Giotto replied though it sounded more like a question than an answer.

"Don't worry he won't fight back." The raven haired teen replied before starting to step past the Primo.

"What makes you think that?" Alaude snapped.

"You've refused my fights numerous times already."

"I told you I wouldn't fight weak brats like you."

Hibari's eyes narrowed further at that, "Which is why you will not fight back."

"U-um Hibari-san, fighting and d-defending aren't th-the same-Hiiiiee! I'm sorry!" The Vongola Decimo yelped, bowing apologetically when Hibari turned his glare full force on him. Reborn skillfully jumped to the ground.

"Hn."

"A-alright Alaude, let's go get that table." Giotto ordered, grabbing his Cloud Guardian's arm and pulling him toward the school.

"W-wait Giotto-san! Do you know where to go?" Tsuna yelled out, wanting to go with him since he didn't want to be left alone with Hibari and Reborn. If he went he might even get lucky and Alaude would stay behind. 'Hiiiiee! No that'd be bad! Hibari-san and Alaude-san-'

Giotto however didn't let his wish come true. He smiled and pushed his guardian forward, "It's ok. Hyper Intuition." He replied pointing to his head and winking.

Tsuna blinked and watched the pair disappear into the building. He looked down at his tutor. "Does Hyper Intuition work for stuff like that too?"

Reborn shrugged. "Who knows? He's the Vongola Primo."

Tsuna frowned before glancing nervously at his guardian. Hibari caught his gaze before he looked away indifferently and crossed his arms. The small brunette sighed and closed his eyes, "So if there's a judging table then there has to be judges right? Then who are the judges?" He asked having a feeling that he wouldn't like the answer. However when he received no response he opened his eyes. "Reborn?" He asked looking down. When he didn't see the baby hitman he looked at Hibari who was staring at a tree. Tsuna followed his gaze and there was Reborn, lying in the grass, eyes open and small bubble popping out of his nose.

"Reborn! Don't fall asleep! Auditions are starting soon!"

"Stop yelling herbivore."

"Hiiiiee!"

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Dino = Clumsy Semxter (wtf?)

Dino stumbled as he ran top speed to Namimori Middle School. As soon as he'd gotten a picture of the invitation over text, he'd boarded the first flight he could to Japan and hurried on his way to Namimori. All in just several hours. He didn't have his men with him, not even Romario since it was so last minute and he could only get one seat on the plane.

'Damn you Reborn!' He thought as he stumbled once again and this time fell flat on his face.

Dino sighed and flipped his phone open when it buzzed, signaling that he had received a new text message. He stared at the name for a moment when he saw that it was from Reborn before hesitantly opening it.

-I forgot about you.-

He frowned at that before scrolling down more and squinting to read the small print on the picture that his old tutor had sent him before his eyes widened to a near record breaking size (Tsuna held said record) and he shot to his feet, shouting at Romario to drive him to the airport.

The clumsy blond winced and pushed himself to his feet, politely refusing the help of a blushing young woman. He smiled at her and said his thanks before taking off again, determined to get to the school before auditions started.

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Two Skies, Two Clouds, and a Baby

"So Reborn, now that you've had your nap, do you mind telling us who is judging this?" Tsuna asked while leaning against the table that Giotto and Alaude had brought out. Hibari had stared at the thing like he'd never seen it before in his life which made Tsuna start to wonder where exactly the two had found it. When he asked they didn't answer him, pretending to not have heard him when he knew they did since Alaude had looked at him.

Reborn yawned and sat down on the table. "The five of us of course."

"What?" Hibari asked frowning at the thought of watching a bunch of herbivores audition for their parts. Alaude didn't look any happier than he did. Both Giotto and Tsuna were frowning for a totally different reason. Being a judge meant being honest about other's performances. What would happen if they came across a horrible actor?

"The five of us will be judging the other's performances." Reborn repeated.

"B-but Reborn, what about our parts? We can't audition and judge." Tsuna asked, proud of himself for thinking of such a brilliant excuse. The grateful smile Giotto sent him sent his pride higher.

Reborn didn't look the least bit fazed. He didn't even miss a beat after Tsuna's question. "I've already assigned all our parts so we don't have to audition." He informed holding out his hand and letting Leon crawl on it.

"Hibari, famous." A small chirp had them all looking for the source. Hibird flew down and landed on the table before catching sight of Alaude and Hibari. His small body shifted from side to side slightly, indicating that he was looking back and forth between the two. "Hibari, Hibari?"

Hibari scowled, glancing at the other Cloud. They looked nothing alike. He held out his hand and Hibird automatically flew toward it.

Tsuna smiled at the small bird, "Um this is Alaude Hibird." He informed, feeling a little stupid that he was talking to a bird. However no one was giving him odd looks, showing that they didn't find it the least bit odd. 'I guess being in the mafia does that to you.' He thought. He was surprised when Hibird flew off Hibari's finger and into his wild brown hair. "Eh?"

"Herbivore, herbivore!" Tsuna sweat dropped and looked at the smirking Hibari. What was he teaching the bird?

"Ah ha ha, he's so cute." Giotto said watching the yellow puff with stars in his eyes.

Alaude grunted. "He has a soft spot for animals." He informed them, not mentioning that he did too but only for small ones. He had to admit that this bird was probably the cutest one he'd ever seen.

Hibird turned its body to face the Vongola Primo. He took flight once more to land on Giotto's outstretched finger. "Herbivore, herbivore?" He asked, turning his body to look at Tsuna.

The brunette blinked, "Uh, no this is Giotto and I'm Tsuna." He informed the bird, glancing at Hibari who just smirked.

"Dame-Tsuna." Reborn corrected.

"Reborn!" Tsuna yelled irritably.

The bird stared at him for a moment. "Dame-Tsuna, herbivore!" He chirped before turning back to Giotto and snuggling up to his face. Tsuna's jaw dropped and Giotto chuckled slightly, nuzzling back. "Giotto, Giotto!" He sang happily causing the Primo to smile wider. "Hibird, Giotto!"

Hibari's eyes widened and his jaw dropped slightly. Tsuna glanced at him, "Huh? What's wrong Hibari-san?"

Hibari only stared at his traitor bird in surprise.

"Hibird, love, Giotto!" Hibird chirped, not paying attention to his master at all.

Tsuna's jaw once again fell and even Alaude's eyes widened a bit. He recovered from his shock and turned his head to glare at the betrayed Hibari. "What are you teaching this bird?" He snapped.

Giotto only seemed slightly surprised at the bird's statement. He smiled, "Aw, I love you too Hibird."

Hibari closed his mouth and shook his head before he glared at the older male. "I didn't teach him that." He snapped back. The two engaged in a silent glaring contest.

Tsuna barely looked at them, too concentrated on Hibird and his grandfather. 'Poor Hibari-san.'

Hibird pulled back from Giotto and flew back over to Tsuna, this time landing on his shoulder. He snuggled into his neck, causing the Decimo to giggle. "Hibird, love, herbivore!" Tsuna's eyes softened and he gently rubbed his soft head, "I uh, love Hibird too." He stated and the bird flew off, making his rounds to the others.

Hibari was too focused on glaring at Alaude that he didn't hear his bird's other proclamation of love to Tsuna. He did, however, notice that the bird was making his way towards Alaude who gave him a careless fleeting glance before once again glaring at the younger Cloud. Hibird was not deterred though, he hovered right in his face, forcing the man to look at him. "Hibird, love, Alaude!"

'He sure is a quick leaner with names.' Tsuna thought before wondering who was next. He looked at Reborn who shook his head.

"He declared his love to Leon and I earlier."

"And why didn't I know of this?" Hibari hissed, giving Alaude a death glare. Alaude blinked at the confession of love and raised an eyebrow. He stared when Hibird stared back at him expectantly. Did the bird expect him to say something?

"Tell him you love him." Giotto ordered.

Alaude tried to look at him but Hibird stayed right in his view. He sighed. "I love Hibird." He informed simply and the puff looked satisfied.

Hibird finally turned to Hibari who was glaring with his arms crossed. He flew over to his master, but Hibari didn't pay him any attention. One could say that Hibari Kyouya was actually sulking (only if that person wished to die of course). Hibird flew until his beak was lightly touching Hibari's cheek before pulling back and landing on his head, snuggling into silky black locks. Hibari blinked, a little surprised with the unexpected kiss. "Hibird, love, Hibari!" Hibari sighed and closed his eyes, reaching up to gently pet him. He was forgiven.

That day was the day Hibari discovered that his innocent bird loved five others. (Tsuna, Giotto, Alaude, Leon, and Reborn.)

"Oya oya, Kyouya's bird is a little bird-whore." (Mukuro)

Hibari stiffened.

"B-boss…" (Chrome)

"Vooii! What the fuck are you all doing? !" (Squalo)

"Trash I'm here for the fight." (Xanxus)

"Ushishishi, the Prince orders you peasants to give him the leading role." (Belphegor)

"Bel-sempai, we aren't peasants and you're a fake prince." (Fran)

"Wonderful boys~" (Lussuria)

"Boss is the best actor." (Levi)

"Woo, I made it in time! Big brother's here Tsuna!" (Dino)

"Hahi? ! Tsuna-san is here too? !" (Haru)

"Tsuna-kun, you got a letter?" (Kyoko)

"Lambo-san wants candy!" (Lambo)

"Lambo, there's no candy!" (I-Pin. I didn't know what to make her say -_-')

"Reborn!" (Bianchi)

"Tsuna-nii!" (Fuuta)

"Extreme arrival!" (Ryohei)

"Extremely great arrival!" (Knuckle. He should be like Ryohei right?)

"Ah ha ha, thanks for your help Gokudera!" (Yamamoto)

"Tch, I did it for Juudaime." (Gokudera)

"What are you, a teacher?" (G.)

"Ha ha ha, this will be fun!" (Asari. Once again, he'll be like Yamamoto right?)

"Kufufufu, am I late?" (Daemon Spade: Same laugh as Mukuro?)

"Oh? Everyone's here? Where are my marshmallows?" (Byakuran)

"Ugh, my stomach hurts…" (Shoichi)

"Hm, I'm running out of suckers." (Spanner)

"We're here, kora!" (Colonnello)

"Hmph. Are we doing this or not?" (Verde. Give me a break; I didn't know what else to make him say…)

"Skull-sama has arrived!" (Skull)

"No one cares idiot!" (Lal Mirch)

"I'm doing this for the money." (Mammon)

"Tsuna-dono, thou hast arrived." (Basil. I don't speak medieval language ok?)

Tsuna stared wide-eyed at the large group of people. "R-Reborn…how many letters did you send out?"

Reborn smirked, "Do you really want to know the answer to that Dame-Tsuna?"

(From now on I'll be doing a small scene at the end, like bloopers)

Tsuna cautiously looked around, searching for signs of anyone on the school grounds, namely Hibari. "Reborn…are you sure-Hiiiiee!" He shouted when he spotted an odd person holding a large video camera that was pointed directly at him.

"Calm down Dame-Tsuna. Those are just the crew. There all over the place." Reborn informed sweeping his arm in a wide arc. Tsuna's eyes followed his movements and noticed several people standing around, some holding cameras; others were handling complicated equipment Tsuna had never seen in his entire life. All of them were wearing black jackets with 'CREW' on the back in yellow writing.

"B-but we haven't started the movie yet…"

Reborn waved it off. "This is for special features."

"Special what?"

"This is going to become a DVD?" Giotto asked curiously, looking around at all the crew.

"Are we really going to make a movie?" Alaude asked irritably. The fact that they were apparently hadn't really sunk in yet.

Reborn nodded. "We're going to be doing backstage filming, the whole works. It's like a sneak peek into all your lives.

"What if we don't want people sneaking into our lives? !" Tsuna yelled, inching away from the camera that was zooming in on his face.

"Well then it becomes an unauthorized sneak peek."

"Then you can't put this on!"

"Just because I said unauthorized didn't mean I was going to care."

"Hm…I guess I'm fine with it." Giotto informed, smiling like the good little Primo he was at the camera. A few of the crew members swooned.

"Whatever." Alaude snapped crossing his arms. He glared at the camera that was sneaking closer to him. "Come any closer and I'll bite your head off (XD)." The cameraman quickly backed away and chose to film Reborn.

"This isn't right!" Tsuna yelled. "Violation of rights!"

"No one cares."

"Herbivore, what is the meaning of this?" Hibari asked, dragging along a scared cameraman.

"I told you not to get caught." Reborn snapped at the man who shriveled back in fear. Hibari released him (more like threw him) and crossed his arms.

"So this is your doing baby?"

"Yes, this is a snippet of your real lives. We'll add it in the special features and in the ending credits most likely." Reborn informed.

"Oh?" Hibari asked raising an eyebrow.

"S-see? Hibari-san doesn't agree with it either!" Tsuna yelled.

Reborn ignored him. "Just think of it as a way of making others jealous of your great life." Tsuna sweat dropped. Who was going to believe something like that?

He was surprised when a smirk appeared on Hibari's handsome face. "Fine."He glared at the cameraman scooting closer to him. "Come any closer and I'll bite you to death."

"Hn." Alaude grunted, eyeing Hibari.

Hibari looked at him. "Aren't you dead?"

"Hiiiiee! Hibari-san that was rude!"

"Do the others know about this special feature thing?" Giotto asked Reborn.

The infant smirked and pulled his fedora hat down to cover his eyes. "Probably not. I told the crew not to get caught."

"Ah and look how well that turned out." The Primo responded, gesturing to Hibari who was ignoring Tsuna and glaring at Alaude.

"It turned out pretty well. He agreed to do it didn't he?"

Giotto stared at him. "…You are a scary baby you know that?"

"Thank you."

He sighed. "I feel sorry for the crew."

"They signed a contract." Reborn informed before looking at the shivering cameraman filming them. "Alright, let's re-film this. We're going to do it right this time."

"Er, so we just filmed all this for nothing?" One of the crew members asked.

"I didn't say that. We're going to include this piece too." The hitman informed before going over to where Tsuna and Giotto were trying to calm their Cloud Guardians. The crew watched the scary mafioso's wondering just what they'd gotten themselves into. Suddenly a bloody body came flying out of nowhere and landed on the ground twitching and moaning in pain. The person was wearing a torn up back coat with the word 'CREW' printed in yellow and splattered with crimson on the back. A hunk of metal came next, nearly landing on the bloody body.

"Vooii! What's the meaning of this! ?"

"Hiiiiee!"

"I'll bite you to death."

"No fighting you two! You're both Clouds for goodness sake!"

"Hn, what does being a Cloud have to do with anything?"

"Alright stop filming now." Reborn ordered.

"Huh?" A cameraman asked, turning the camera on him.

"Turn the cameras off."

"Trash, what the fu-"

The screen suddenly cut off to black as Reborn threateningly pointed a gun at one of the staff.


Anyone ever heard the song 'Death of a Hater' by Boondox? Every time I listen to it I think of KHR (I was reading a bunch of it when I was going through a phase with this song) and vice versa. The song also reminds me of the mafia, just listen to it, you'll understand why kinda (or maybe my brain is just twisted and I'm the only one that thinks so.)

I usually read my stories after I'm done to check for mistakes but I'm really tired and need to go to bed (5 a.m. O.O). So please try to ignore them kay? If it's any important errors though I would like for you to tell me.

Should I continue the Backstage Filming thing? (And Bloopers when they start filming.)

Review to tell meh your thoughts.