Jane: Hi guys! I really love reading your reviews and just knowing how much you love my stories. It always makes me smile!
Kid: Yes, if only the number of reviews were symmetrical.
Patty: Ha ha ha! Kid, you're stupid!
Kid: Leave me alone Patty! You and Liz are supposed to help me get over my OCD, not make me feel bad!
Liz: Speaking of which, if you don't wake up Kid, you're gonna be late.
Kid: Dammit, you're right! Why was I wasting my time with an introduction? It's not like Jane owns us or anything!
Jane: True, but it's nice of you to show up. Anyways, on with the show!
Chapter 2
Kid rushed out of bed, got ready in precisely eight minutes, and then walked downstairs to meet Liz and Patty at the bottom of the stairs. Liz spoke first. "Well, we thought you'd never make it out of bed." Liz had a slight smirk on her face. Kid rolled his eyes and replied. "Really, I thought you'd know better than that by now." Patty ran up to Kid and gave him a throat constricting hug. "Howdy, Kid! Ooh! Can I call you Boner Guy?" Kid blushed a dark shade of pink. "Patty, I really don't think that's…" Liz interrupted. "Wait, why would she call you 'Boner Guy' Kid?" Kid swallowed. 'Oh, shit.' He thought to himself. 'She thinks I did something to Patty. Damn!' Liz glared at him, waiting for a response when, like a miracle, Patty spoke up. "Hey, aren't we supposed to teach Kid not to freak out about stupid shit?" Not the words Kid would have chosen, but effective enough none the less. Liz gave Kid one last death glare. "Fine. Let's start."
Patty walked away for a second to grab some large white cards. She came back a few seconds later, and handed the first one to Liz. "Ok Kid, we're gonna show you some cards. Don't say anything though. We just want your reaction." Kid stole a glance at Patty, who wasn't looking at him, but a butterfly instead. Kid nodded. "Let's do this." The first card Liz showed to him was a number eight. Kid smiled. The next card was the number seven. Kid frowned. The third card was a picture of an eight with sevens intertwined in a symmetrical fashion. Kid's eyes twitched. His mouth was a straight line; no expression was demonstrated at all. Then, Kid's nose bled and he fainted on the floor. Patty laughed. "Ha ha! He pulled a Soul!" Liz sighed. "Well, I guess that's enough for one day. Patty, could you drag him to his room?" Patty saluted and nodded her head. Then she grabbed Kid's shirt collar and dragged him up the stairs like a rag doll.
Kid woke up with his head hurting like a bitch. He sat up and saw Patty making origami cranes by the foot of his bed. She noticed he was awake and sat up. "Oh, hi Kid! How was your nap?" She giggled when she said that last part. Kid must've looked confused, so Patty elaborated. "You got a boner again. Ha, you're dumb!" Kid blushed even darker than before. He decided to change the subject. "Why are you making paper cranes?" Patty rolled her eyes like the answer was obvious. "To make you get better. Duh!" Kid remembered the myth in Japan that said if you make a thousand paper cranes for an ill friend, they'd magically heal. He chuckled to himself. That was just like Patty to believe such a childish tale. He thought it added to her character. "Well Patty, it must've worked, because I'm all better now. See?" Kid leaped out of bed. Patty frowned. "I won't believe you until you, um… ooh, I know! Dance!" Kid's shoulders sagged. "Dance?" He asked. "Yes, and sing at the same time!" Kid had to think fast. No way in hell would he EVER sing. "You know what would be better, Patty? How about I take you to the carnival? Would that be alright?" Patty jumped up and down on his bed with child like excitement. "YAY! I get to hit those creepy clowns with eggs, right Kid-kun?" Kid sighed. "Yeah, sure." With that, Patty grabbed his arm and pulled him all the way to the carnival without stopping.
Jane: Sorry to leave you guys on a cliffhanger. I thought the chapter was getting too long, so…yeah.
Patty: Aw, but we were getting to the good part.
Liz: I still want to know why Patty called you Boner Guy, Kid.
Kid: I can't tell you, it doesn't matter anyways.
Patty: Ooh, ooh, I can tell her!
Kid: Patty, NO!
Jane: Review or Patty tells Liz.
Kid: Dear God, please review!
