Well, here's the first one, for the first episode, Mystery Meat. It doesn't really take place during it; this one takes place after it.


I stared at the piece of meat in front of me. After the incident yesterday I'm not so inclined to eat meat... Maybe I could be a vegan. I turned to Sam to tell her about this...

When I saw her eating a piece of toast... with grass on it.

Seriously, grass.

GRASS.

Ew. Not going to be a vegetarian.

I turned to Tucker, to see him ripping fighting one of those meat monsters.

Okay, being a carnivore's out.

Maybe I should just stick to being an omnivore.

Actually, I would have to be one if I wanted to live.