AN: I had more inspiration for this! So yes, you will be getting a few more chapters. Anyhow, this is one of my favorite Disney songs (in reality, I love most Disney songs, but that's besides the point!). It's from Peter Pan! And, omg, can't you see Alice being like Tinkerbelle, and Bella being Wendy and Edward being... uh, nvm, can't picture Edward as Peter Pan... but he does have the red head part down! Anyhow, it's obviously I Won't Grow Up! Watch out though, it the middle of the song, it goes from Edward: You will grow up! and then Bella saying: I won't grow up! to the other way around. Same lines, Bella first then Edward. Most of the lyrics fit... only on a few lines it doesn't. Oh and I'm super sorry for the nonword- awfuller. It was in the original lyrics and I loved it some much I had to keep it! Plus, I;m sorry for my super long authors note. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or I Won't Grow Up (or any characters before mentioned from Peter Pan)


It was the day of Bella's birthday party and she had been dragged there quite forcibly by Edward.

"But Edward! I don't want to get older!" Bella had screamed as soon as they entered the very frilly and pink house.

"Bella, you don't want to be a vampire! I won't change you!" Edward argued back as the family gathered in the hall. They were watching them intently and then shocked when Alice tried to break up the fight. Edward and Bella burst into song.


Alice:

(spoken) Are you ready for your party Bella?

Edward:
(spoken)Listen to me.

(sung)You will grow up!

Bella:

I won't grow up,

Edward:
You don't want to be in pain

Bella:

I can stand a little pain

Edward:
Just to be with me forever

Bella:
I want to be with you forever

Edward:

There is nothing that you'll gain!

Bella:
I think of everything I'll gain!

Edward:
If growing up means
It would be no price of bloodlust for eternity
You'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not you!

Bella:

Yes me!

Edward:
Not you!

Bella:
Yes me!

Edward:
You won't grow up,

Bella:

I will grow up!

Edward:

You don't want to never change!

Bella:
I want to never change!

Edward:
Or be with me forever!

Bella:

I want to be with you forever

Edward:
Then you are very strange!

Bella:
I know I'm very strange
And if it means I must prepare
To drink some blood and never care

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up

Edward:

(groaning)

Not you!

Bella:

(smirking)
Yes, me!

Edward:

Not you!

Bella:
So there!

I wanna be vamp!
I do!
Like to see somebody try
And make me.
Anyone who wants to try
And make me turn into a vamp
Bite me if you can.

I won't grow up.
Not a marriage or a kiss
I will never fall unconscious!
Or grow a fraction of an inch.
'Cause growing up is awfuller
'Cuz being with you is no deter!
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up,
No sir,
Not I,
Not me,
So there!

Edward:
Please grow up!

Bella:
I won't grow up!

Edward:
Do you want to lose your soul?

Bella:
You have not lost your soul!

Do what you sister tells you (Alice is very happy now)

Edward:
I'll never do what she tells me! (Alice is annoyed now)

Bella:
Edward, please give it a try!

Edward:

No, I won't give it a try!

Alice, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper:

We won't grow up!

Bella:

You won't grow up!

Alice, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper:

We will never grow a day

Bella:
You will never grow a day!

Alice, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper:

And if someone knows our secret!

Bella:
And if someone knows your secret!

Alice, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper:
We will simply run away

Bella:
You will simply run away!
I won't grow up!

Edward:
Please grow up!

Bella:
No, I promise that I won't

Edward:
Oh Bella, no you don't!

(dazzles her so she agrees with him)

I will stay with you forever

Bella:
You will stay with me forever

Edward:

And find a crowbar if I don't!

Bella:

(seething)

Jake'll hit you if you don't!

Both:

And together we will be
Living ever ever happily!

Bella:

(undazzled)
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!

Edward:
No please!

Bella:

(ignoring him now as he screams)
Not me!

Edward:
Please no!

Bella:
I won't!

Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett:
SHE WON'T!


Esme and Carlisle stood, watching their children with gaping mouths.

"Carlisle…" Esme began, but her husband was reaching for the phone.

"I'm on it. Hello, this is Carlisle Cullen," he began speaking to an unknown person. "I would like to book an appointment for my children. Tell me, how much do you charge for therapy and board in the psychiatric ward?"


Okay, ha, I loved that! Sorry if the formatting was a bit messed up... it fanfic, it happens! Oh well... anyhow, I'll gladly take suggestions for songs... most Disney I could probably do (you'll see a lot of Disney if you continue reading this... I mean, I only have one more Disney planned, but I'm sure it'll sneak up on me!) Here's my line up (and not in the order perhaps)

1. Be A Man (Mulan... already wrote an HP version! Didn't post it, but I might put up a little verse of that, just cuz it's so funny!)

2. Love Song by Sara Bareilles (maybe... not sure... it would have Jake in it, though, sooo)

3. Together Forever (not sure if this the real name... it's from Annie, it goes, We're tied in a knot! You never cane sever!)

4. Dumb Dog (another Annie... hmm... Just a preview- remember what Bella's first impression of Mike was?)

That;s all I have planned for now, I'll take suggestion though! I hope you enjoyed it! I love reviews! (hint hint, cough cough!) And if you review, I'll give you a pass to visit the Cullens in the mental hospital!! Ladeedadeeda! I have this song stuck in my head now! (goes of singing If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree!! I'll never grow up never grow up, not me!)