"Nii-san, mom was talking about finding a wife for you!"
"Oh?"
Itachi doesn't seem alarmed. Which confuses you to no end.
"But you're mine! You belong to me!"
"I do?"
"Yes!"
"What about sharing?"
"What about it?"
"A shinobi always shares." Itachi seems amused.
"Not people!" you argue. "Not you."
"I wonder where you got so possessive."
You want to protest and scowl at the comment, but then Itachi gives you that barely there smile and it warms you like sunshine. So you just pout.
"Let's compromise. How about..." Itachi pauses, considering.
"I'll do anything for you!" Just stay away from those girls, you think feverishly.
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, we can play shogi this afternoon and can you do the dishes tonight."
"Itachi!" you whine. You're annoyed and enthused at the same time.
"You said you'd do anything." And he has you there.