Already with chapter 2. I just wanna finish this story as soon as possible~!! btw, thanks for the reviews~!! i appreciate them a lot. (:

Disclaimer: I wish I'd own Naruto and all of the Akatsuki members. But sadly I don't.

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THE PACKING PART-

Itachi -

"Well, this is sudden..." Itachi thought, just grabbing all his red-cloud-emblazoned-on-black cloaks and some shirts and pants. "Ah, well... I could use a break from thinking about my dearest brother and the Kyuubi...." ( A/N: SPOILER! Itachi loves Sasugay. He's the best brother. Ever. I love him. He's hot. Not Sasugay, Itachi! XD ) "Great... now what should I bring, ey?" Itachi said to himself. He brought his painkillers and eye treatment in case he overused his Mangekyou Sharingan. "What else... AH YES!" Itachi thought and dug into his shirt drawer. After a few seconds of shoving shirts here and there, his hand emerged from the drawer, holding onto a shirt with a yellow and orange Hawaiian pattern. "I wonder what they all will say when I wear this to the airport tomorrow..." he said to himself.

Kisame -

"I don't think I need to bring these swimming trunks, but wouldn't it be weird if everybody were to see what's below there instead of a dick?" Kisame thought as he just took two black and blue swimming trunks he bought and threw them into his bag. He brought his rubber duckies and shark plushies in another bag so the rest of the Akatsuki won't see them. As he threw in more of the random stuff he felt needed into his bag, his mind began to look for a certain shirt. "Aha! I found it! This will sure make me blend in Hawaii despite my skin colour... thank you Itachi!" Kisame grinned as he held up a white and blue abstract-patterned shirt. "Although I think Hidan will laugh his ass off at me..."

Deidara -

Deidara took out his clay collection from a box under his drawer. "Aw, crap... un." Deidara said, looking at the small amount of clay in the box. "Maybe I won't need more clay..." he thought. Shoving the box into his bag, ( A/N: Where the hell do these hot Akatsuki members get the bags~??! xP ) he looked out for a shirt to wear as he just got out from the shower in his room. Grabbing the shirt he used to always wear when he was a terrorist bomber for hire, he put it on and looked around his dump of a room to put things into his bag. Deidara took two Akatsuki cloaks and pushed them into the bag. He found a pair of swimming trunks under his bed and after blowing off the dust off it, he threw it into his bag. When he wanted to take one step, he tripped and saw something that caught his eye. "What the hell? What's this...?" A blue and yellow Hawaiian shirt was lying in front of his eyes. Deidara stood up and held the shirt in front of him. "When the hell did I have this?" Deidara pondered out loud. "Aw, the hell... un." he threw it on the bed so he'll wear it to the airport tomorrow.

Sasori -

Looking at the never ending beauty of his artistic puppets, Sasori sighed and stripped from his cloak, leaving only his baggy pants on. Sasori took three small puppets from his artistic collection and placed them into a small bag then throwing the brown canvas bag into his holiday bag. "Why did I even bother following..." Sasori thought. He opened his wardrobe drawer and started to throw in random clothing that his hand manages to grab. When Sasori felt he was done, he zipped up the bag and left it in front of the door of his room. Wearing a plain gray shirt, he lied down on his bed and looked up at his puppets."What should I wear tomorrow..." A thought suddenly occurred. "Surely not the Akatsuki cloak... I threw in all four of them into the bag, and it'll be so troublesome to take it all out... And obviously the others wouldn't wear the cloaks to the airport. That's just completely retarded." Sasori stood up and opened his drawer, looking for a suitable shirt for him to wear to the airport. "Sigh... I guess this'll have to do. And I don't really give a damn if Hidan laughs his arse off, right?" Sasori took out the red and white Hawaiian shirt from his drawer to be placed on his bed for him to wear to the airport tomorrow.

Tobi -

"Sweets! Sweets! And more sweets~!" Tobi threw in all types of candy into his swirl patterned bag. Tobi took off his mask and looked into the mirror. I AM MADARA UCHIHA, goddammit! Wear the mask to the airport tomorrow... only Zetsu-san, Pein and uchiha itachi knows... don't let Deidara-senpai know... MY TRUE IDENTITY!!! Tobi put his mask back on and began to fill another bag with clothes, leaving a plain white shirt for him to wear tomorrow.

Zetsu -

No Way. Yes. You have to. You're not in charge of this body! You have to. I don't care. Just do it. But - DO IT~! Okay... I'm done, now. Happy? Was that too hard? I just told you to put on a normal shirt and cover the aloe stuff by squishing it. Does it hurt, NO! Now get our asses to the drawer. I hate you, yknow that? I am YOU, dumbass. Whatever, I pick that shirt. Dyou like it? Wait, what the hell? Why am I asking your opinion... I can choose myself. Like hell, you will. Okay, fine, that shirt's nice. But what're we wearing tomorrow? A hawaiian shirt. Pein told everyone to wear that. Why? Why should I know? Okay... That abstract one is nice. ZOMG! It is nice. Good eye! Thanks. That's a start. I like the green and black bag you stole from the girl I ate this afternoon. Who knew it would come in handy for this! I just thought it was cool, yknow? Whatever. Is that all, now? Yeah. Let's go now. Okay...

Hidan -

"PFFFFFT~! Fuck that stupid Leader and his bitchy minions... What with all those frigs and dipshits... Friggin' holiday plan, why do holidays freakin' exist anyway... stupid friggin' Hawaii..." Hidan ranted and ranted as he picked up Jashinism books and rosaries and threw them violently into a really big and patched up rag for a bag. "And fuck that Leader for asking us to wear stupid coloured shirts that brings out the dipshits from us..." Hidan took out random clothing and threw them inside his bag. He then took a white and red Hawaiian shirt and threw it on the drawer. As he went under his covers, he was still ranting and swearing.

Kakuzu, Pein and Konan -

( A/N: you don't wanna know. boring~!! )

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The next day ...

"Alright, everybody!" Pein announced. "We're off!" The doors closed and Kakuzu screamed, "LEADER-TEME!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY~~~~~??!?!!!??!!?!" in front of all the passengers, including the young children with innocent ears. "WOO~! GO KAKUZU!" Hidan supported as parents covered their children's ears for their safety. Luckily for the Akatsuki, Sasori used chakra strings to shut kakuzu up, and Pein used two of his bodies to restrain Hidan. An addition to the luck, nobody complained, either they were too scared of them, or they were too scared to move. Only Deidara and Itachi tried to make a good impression, the rest, surprisingly including Tobi, made a fool of themselves.

At the airport ( two hours earlier... )

"BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA~~" everybody, including Itachi and Sasori, laughed insanely at Hidan. Zetsu was the only one who restrained, but people could hear him snickering. Hidan looked as if he could blow up any moment, girls were staring at him, scared, and guys just wanted to stay away. Hidan went into a fit of swearing.

As Hidan stretched, showing off his muscles, after forty-five minutes of cooling down, a few girls got nosebleeds from his hotness.

Pein panicked for them and Konan got jealous.

Hidan couldn't careless for the nosebleeding girls and instead was muttering swear words.

Kakuzu was yet again reading a magazine written by Bill Gates, titled, "Making Fast Money"

Deidara was blowing off chairs and scattering all his explosive art around the airport, secretly so Sasori wouldn't notice.

Sasori was wiping off the dust from his toy puppets, with Tobi staring at the toys, having an obvious "I WANNA PLAY WITH THEM!" look in his eyes.

Itachi was aiding his eyes with the help of Kisame.

Zetsu was fighting with his other personality.

Suddenly one of Deidara's explosive art set off near Sasori and Deidara panicked. "Oh, crap... Sasori no danna's gonna freak!" he thought.

"Deidara, don't use your stupid art!" Sasori let go of his puppets and quick as a flash, Tobi snatched them from the floor and ran towards somewhere he can be alone. Sasori took no notice of this, well, he did, but he didn't give a damn, he knew Tobi would want to take it so he switched it with a fake one in the speed of light.

Sasori attached chakra strings onto Deidara'a explosive art, planning to throw the away, but Deidara wanted to have fun and made his art let go of the chakra strings and walk on them, towards the user. "KATSU!"

Sasori's clothes exploded and five girls recieved nosebleeds staring at Sasori's body.

"DEIDARA!! YOU ARE GONNA DIE!" Sasori screamed, taking out his real Hawaiian shirt, since he too replaced it with a fake one. He's damn fast. ( A/N: Im not a fangirl of Sasori, I love Deidara, but he's hot. xD and he's not that fast, it's a trait i made up. :D )

"Sorry, Sasori no danna~! Couldn't help it!" Deidara gave his partner a cheeky grin, a girl sitting beside him on the seats blushed looking at the smile.

"Shut up, people, our plane has arrived, let's go now." Pein announced to the Akatsuki, all of them standing and moving towards the plane entrance, Deidara apologized countless times from Sasori. Sasori decided to forgive and forget, but saying it out loud. Tobi was whining over his fake puppet. Hidan was swearing since girls around him were giggling, staring at his abs. Akatsuki's hot. :D

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So that's the second chappie, sorry for the late update, so busy these days. Hope you enjoyed. Review, please, thanks! :D