MewLover54: Hey guys. Again, sorry for the lack of origina material. But I hope you enjoy this. I don't own Pokemon or Yugioh, and a majority of the jokes belong to Little Kuriboh.
Battle Time
"Hey, it's your turn Rotom. Quit daydreaming about Phione and make a move!" Mew said at the table, annoyed that their card game had been delayed.
"Well sorry for trying to get the nerve to talk to a girl rather than play a children's card game." Rotom complained. Azelf sighed while she, Mesprit, Uxie and Celebi watched them.
"I can't believe Arceus is just letting us do this during a meeting." She voiced to them.
"Well, as she had said herself, card games are everything around here." Uxie replied.
"Hey guys!" Jirachi called to them. "Can I be in this chapter?"
"Sorry Jirachi, main characters only." Mew said.
"Bollocks." His reply came as he walked away.
"Hey look! A card game!" Celebi said, pointing to the cards on the table that Rotom and Mew were duelling on. The others sighed.
"Celebi. This is the same card game that we had been watching for the past six hours." Mesprit said.
"Wow. They usually take this long?"
"Actually this one is going surprisingly quickly." Azelf answered. "Hey guys, slow down a bit."
"Hey!" Mew and the others turned to see a Garchomp standing there. "You there! Duel me!"
"Why should I? And further more, how did you even get here? The Hall of Origins is a Legendary only zone."
"Oh please." Garchomp replied. "How Legendary can this place be? Rotom's here."
"Well can't argue there." Mew replied.
"Um. Why are we friends again?" Rotom asked. Mew shrugged.
"Don't blame me, blame the writer. He's probably on crack." (Don't judge me! It's GOOD stuff :D)
"And as for who I am. I'm Garchomp. Owner of DragonCorp. I have lots of money. Now duel me!" Mew raised an eyebrow.
"Having lots of money doesn't mean I should duel you."
"I would go to the press and say that you had destroyed a scientific lab and killed millions of innocent humans..."
"Oh, he actually did that." Celebi answered. Garchomp's jaw dropped as he stared at Mew.
"They were asking for it. They were talking about me in a very bad way. I mean, they were saying that a pink pokemon kept putting people to sleep! I am not that boring!" Mew defensively replied.
"Mew..." Uxie started. "Do you not think they may have been talking about Jigglypuff's Sing attack."
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"Oh. I suppose they COULD have been. Anyway, there's no thing as bad press! Unless you're in the BNP. They get A LOT of bad press."
Meanwhile in Veilstone City
"Extra! Extra! BNP are dicks! Read all about it!"
Back in the Hall
"Well what if I was to go bwark bwark. And made gestures at you to make you seem like a chicken."
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Mew called out in horror.
"Then duel!"
"Fine!"
On the DragonCorp Duel Field. Yes they have a Duel Field. Deal with it.
"Let's duel." They both said.
"I summon my Feral Imp!" The green fiend came to the field and crouched in front of him. (lv.4 atk:1300 def:1400) "Holy poop! Real monsters!"
"Of course not. That would be completely unrealistic. The slots on the field zones in front of you reads the card, searches the database for that cards designated hologram and projects it onto the field."
"Oh yeah. That's MUCH more realistic." Mew mocked.
"Shut up!"
"UXIE What's that thing?" Celebi asked, pointing at Feral Imp.
"A bald Pikachu riding a Rapidash. How the bloody Hell should I know?" Celebi just stared. Then turned.
"Hey look! A Duel!" Uxie sighed.
"I summon my three Blue-Eyes White Dragons!" He said, with three white scaled, blue-eyed dragons took to the field. 3x(lv.8 atk:3000 def:2500)
"Wait a minute. Did you just summon a whole bunch of monsters on your first turn?" Mew asked.
"Yeah so?"
"That's against the rules isn't it?"
"Screw the rules I have money!" Garchomp had replied.
"Fine." Mew grumbled. "I wish I had enough money to screw the rules. I can't believe I blew it all on that stupid Harry Potter wand only to find out that it was a stick with the word magic scratched into it."
"OH MY GOD! Uxie what's that thing?" Celebi asked, pointing to one of the dragons.
"A Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Garchomp said so five minutes ago!" Uxie answered.
"Well it's my turn!" Mew welled.
"Uxie! What's that thing?" Celebi yelled, pointing at Mew.
"Celebi. That's Mew."
"Yeah, yeah. Just draw your last pathetic card so I can win this duel."
"My deck has no pathetic cards Garchomp...except for maybe Kuriboh. But it does have the unstoppable Exodia!" Mew yelled, as a pentagram appeared and Exodia came out.
"No Exodia! No one's ever been able to summon him!" Garchomp exclaimed.
"Because he's so rare?" Mew smirked.
"No! Because this game makes no sense! It makes QI's scoring system almost understandable!" Exodia then fired a powerful surge of energy at the three dragons and finished him off.
"That's why I'm Mew!"
"Uxie! What's that thing?" Celebi yelled, pointing at Mew.
"Celebi. That's still Mew."
ML54: Again sorry. I will definately try to come up with something original. Review please.