Toadette slammed open the door.
"I'm back!" She announced as she stomped in, looking very angry and tired.
Toad came into the foyer. "Woah! What happened to you?"
"Apparently, Pac-man wanted me as a snack so he just decided to come here and gulp me down...but what he didn't know was that I had a pocketknife with me...heh heh heh, I don't need to explain what happens next, do I?" Toadette creepily smiled.
Toad widened his eyes and backed a bit from her. "Um, you don't need to...and...wait a second, you carry a pocketknife with you? Since when?"
Toadette shifted her eyes around the room. "Uhhh long story! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a letter to write to Nintendo! Don't be surprised if you hear me raging in my room." She said and quickly went upstairs to her room.
She got to her computer and opened up Notepad. She cracked her fingers, then cracked her neck, then cracked her back, then cracked her eyes, then cracked her crackers and ate them.
"Alright. Let's do this." Toadette immediately started typing.
Dear NintenDON'T,
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How dare you exclude me from Mario Party 9? Do you not realize that I have been in the series ever since the 6th game? For crying out loud, you put Magikoopa and Shy Guy in there out all people! WHO LIKES THEM ANYWAYS? Nobody wants them as playable characters! The fans want characters who aren't known to be side-characters or bad guys, to be playable. Do you wonder why Blooper and Hammer Bro. weren't exactly popular in Mario Party 8? BECAUSE THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY LAST MINUTE FILLER CHARACTERS! Do you really think I don't remember the time when me and the others made Mario Party 8 with you guys, and those two were added to the game a month before the game was finished? Everyone didn't want them there! Birdo told me that she would rather have Amy Rose join the cast instead of those weirdos! And Amy is BEYOND annoying! Seriously, what did I do Nintendo? What did I do to make you exclude me from this game, thus decreasing my popularity...and also my pay considering I made 529,107 coins in Mario Party 8! Was it because I was too clingy to you guys? I mean I totally understand because I can be that way sometimes...but technically, it was all your guys' fault because you guys always had milkshakes and french fries nearby and we couldn't have any! Do you realize how terrible that was, seeing those delicious treats but not getting to eat them? I get overly-hyper when I'm around food like that! You guys should know this by now because I've been with you all since 2004, almost 8 years! But I guess I shouldn't be complaining so much because there's a Burger Queen down the street and I go there every week to get my delicious lunch. I unfortunately can't find any coupons to cheapen the prices there because the Mushroom Kingdom apparently doesn't believe in saving your money. Oh, that reminds me! I totally forgot to meet Dixie at Waco Bell yesterday! See, I was busy playing Sonic Generations and before I knew it, it was 6 o'clock and I started it at 2! How ridiculous is that? ...Ummm...you won't hate me because I'm playing your rivals' video game, will you? Please don't, it's not my fault the Sonic games are so addictive! Well, except for Sonic and the Secret Rings, that one was pretty bad. Also, how come people in Japan are overly-nice? I mean don't get me wrong, I love their politeness and all but at the same time it's kinda creepy because you get this instinct that they're probably up to no good when they're not in the publics eye. And on a side note, I am NEVER going to a Japanese McDonalds ever again. Did you see how they dress Ronald McDonald up in that place? That was soooooooooooo creepy! Even thinking about it now gives me the chills! Though I have to admit, their nuggets taste SO much better than the ones here. So anyways...uhh...what was I talking about again? I seriously can't remember. Oh yeah! Mario Party 9! So yeah, please reconsider my position in this game. If you don't put me in the game, I swear to god I am going to get the Mushroom military and blow your company up, kamikaze-style. Wait, does that even make any sense? Oh well, I don't care. Please write back soon!
Love, Toadette
Toadette smiled brightly at her letter. She printed it out, folded it, stuck it in an envelope, sealed the envelope and went to the post office to mail it to Nintendo of Japan.
Now, all she'll have to do is wait.
EOC.
Next chapter will be the last. Will Nintendo let her in the game? What will they say to her?