Adventure Time Finn and Fionna Arc:

Chapter 2

Finn stirs, slowly waking up with sleep still written all over his face. Grumbling, he shakes Fionna who is still dead asleep in his arms. In the morning light, Finn notices how pretty Fionna looks when she is asleep.

"Mhm…. Fionna wake up!" realizing what may have happened, Finn flips off the bed and lands sideways on the floor.

"Yo dude, what's your deal? I just woke up! So what's with your yelling?" moans Fionna rubbing the sleep from her eyes. She then looks a Finn with an "I am pissed at you" glare and brownie hangover fresh on her face.

"Why am I yelling? You're bananay! You slept in my bed, with me!"

"We have shared a bed before you glorp. We did all the time when we were ten. You act like I tried something while you were sleep." shouts Fionna as she tries to figure out why Finn is being a jerk.

"Crabapples bro! How did I know you didn't?" continues Finn for dumb reasons.

"You don't trust me?" Fionna says with hurt and pain in her voice," I thought you were my bro, my guy best friend who cared about me. Your nuts, guy! I HATE YOU! What the stink!" Fionna turns her head to the door because it's a bit obvious Cake and Jake where listening in.

"Cake let's go! Its obvious Finn doesn't trust me so why stay right? We can find a new home where we can be trusted. Bat mode!" As Cake transforms, Fionna runs, scoops up her pack and crystal sword, and flips onto Cakes back and just before she leave she shouts:

"Jim Jingo Finn! Your ridonk! Maybe this is why Peables doesn't like you. You're a big fart-jerk!" and with that Cake flies off before Fionna can say more. Just then, a blunt object falls from the sky, hitting Jake square on the noggin.

"OW! What the blooby? That was not tops, bro." Jake reads the card attached to package.

"Yo, bro listen to this card from Fionna: Dear Finn, since your birthday is today, I wanted to get you a tops gift. So I went over to Billy's and ask him for the greatest gift for a hero like you. He said that this was perfect to I took it and wrapped in my favorite rare, green crystal material. To open it, speak the words: Eiyu no sho. Wishing you the best, Fionna. Wow Finn, this is hard core. What did she do that were so bad you made her leave crying?"

"Dude, we slept in the same bed. With all those brownies we ate yesterday, who knows what she might have done?" snaps Finn.

"Bro, I'm gonna tell you a short story about the Great Candy War. Why it happened and what this has to do with our current situation. Come sit with me." says Jake sitting on Finn's bed. He pats the space next to him and puts on his storytelling glasses.

-Flashback-

"Ok so the Great Candy War started fifty years before we were born. It only happened because the Land of Ooo dimension and the Land of Aaa dimension merged. Battle crazed warriors from Ooo, who were patrolling through the woods, saw their gender opposite selves and were so confused from what they saw that they went to battle right there. Both lands fought until Queen Gobstopper, who is Pb's mom, and King Jawbreaker, who is Pg's dad, signed a co-land treaty stopping the war. After the war my dad was walking to Aaa and met my mom. Well, you know what happened from there. Cake's parents were the same but with Cake and Fionna. Now the moral of this story is that our parents are from different dimensions. they are different gender versions each other. So basically, our dad is the same person as our mom but a different gender. The same is for me and Cake and you and Fionna. She is you in a girl's body. And so, not trusting her is like not trusting yourself. You understand?" Finn is currently mentally frozen because of what he was just told.

"Finn, are you croak?" says Jake as he waves his hand in front of Finn's face. Finn stands up, and walks over to a ledge that holds his pictures from over the years. He picks up the picture of Fionna blushing when they went to the Candy ball last year.

"I can't believe I just yelled at her like that. I didn't trust her and we have been friend since we were babies. And I yelled at her cause she slept in my bed. I'm a monster. Jake, I need your help to get her back." Fin then picks up the gift.

"Well I think Cake will be willing to help, and all of the rest of our friends. Oh nark! Finn, did you just open her gift?" exclaims Jake.

"Yeah dude! OH MY GLOP! Dude this is the Enchiridion! This is bananay! I can't believe Billy just gave this away!"says Finn staring at the book like he is holding baby Billy.

"What the junk? Fionna got this for you? She must really care about you if she could get her hands on this. If you hurt her then you have a lot of making up to do." explains Jake as he pawns through the famous book.

"I know. But first we have to find out where she is. She has nowhere else accept Pb's, Pg's and Marshal Lee's house." says Finn. He then turns around to grab his pack and his birthday gift for Fionna with them sharing the same birthday.

"Alright, then bro. Let's go find your girlfriend." says Jake, playfully.

"Dude she is not my girlfriend. She is like my sister. The girlfriend title is reserved for Peables. Now let's go!" and with that the bro's rode off into the rising sun to find Fionna and Cake.