Alice and Jasper:
Jasper's POV:
I was still in hysteric's when I was driving back home.
When I pulled into the garage I saw Rosalie's car speeding off past me, if looks could kill.
I figured it was to bail Emmet out.
Then I started to laugh again.
I got into the living room and sat down on the sofa.
"Hello?" I called.
Silence.
I sighed in boredom.
My Phone started to ring it's Alice ring tone;
"He's like my Chloe shoes, Betsy bag, Oh he's cute, He's my Mark Jacob's chain, Prada shades."
"Jazzy!" Her voice chimed.
"Hey Honey." I said, flicking some hair away from my eye's.
"Jazzy they took away my credit card's! " She wailed.
"Who did?" I asked sharply, sitting up.
"The cops!" She said.
"Why did they do that." I asked, standing up.
"Because I got into a bit of an argument with another customer." She muttered.
"Ali, what kind of argument?" I asked.
"The type's when they fly across the room?" She suggested.
"Alice!" I sighed.
"But there were these beautiful Christian Louboutin's and this ugly tall woman came and she grabbed them the same time as me!" Alice said, obviously repulsed by her 'terrible' experience.
"Sweetie, how many pair's of Christian Louboutin's have you got?" I asked, running a hand through my hand.
"Not enough!" She said matter-of-factly.
I chuckled.
"Jazz, this isn't a chuckling matter!" She snapped.
"You have to come and get me, their threatening to ban me from the mall for anti-social behaviour!" She squeaked.
"If you loved me you'd do it…" She started.
"We've had this discussion million's of time's Ali." I reminded her.
"A million and 3 actually." She corrected.
"I'm on my way." I said, giving in.
She squealed in delight.
"Did I tell you I love you?" She asked.
"Once or twice." I said, chuckling again.
She ended the call.
I shook my head in disbelief.
Well that was Alice.
I got in my car and sped of towards the Police station.
I parked up and saw Rosalie's Bright Red Mercedes, I started laughing again and I swear I heard Rosalie growl at me.
I walked inside, and up to the front desk.
"Hello." The receptionist said boredly, chewing her gum.
"I'm here to bail out Alice Cullen." I said.
She pointed a lazy finger towards my right.
I turned around and my eyes widened, as I burst into laughter.
"What are you doing here?" I asked, in between fit's of laughter.