This fanfic idea is great, you have to admit it, the challenge stated last chapter still stands! I don't own Naruto!
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Team Seven saw the gates of Konoha in the distance.
"YAHOO! I'm home!" The blond shouted as he ran ahead towards the gate.
Kakashi could only watch the Forth's son childishly run to the gate, 'sensei... I swear your son is more Kushina than you...'
Sasuke and Sakura on the other hand were both thinking the same thing, 'what changed about you Naruto-Baka/Dobe.'
Flashback no jutsu
Sasuke and Sakura watched the blond dead last act strange.
"Kakashi-Chan, you really need to step it up for these genin, it was pure luck that none of them died, and I swear if it was Naruto who got hurt or worse, I'd come back from the dead and make you wish you were a better sensei!"
"Sigh... hai sensei..." a dark cloud hovered over the masked jonin while he was being lectured by 'Naruto'.
Flashback over no jutsu
"Sasuke-kun, do you think Naruto-Baka went insane?" The pinkette never took her eyes off the Baka as she spoke to the Uchiha in a hushed tone.
Said Uchiha remembered that their sensei called Naruto his sensei, "no... there is something more to this... but I'm not going to push it for now..."
A hour later
After Team Seven gave their report of the mission, Naruto stayed behind with Kakashi to talk with the Third Hokage.
"Jiji! I got a cool bloodline!"
Kakashi facepalmed at his student's actions while the elder Sarutobi eyed the young blond curiously, "Oh, is that so Naruto-kun? Could you show me?"
Naruto pulls off his foxy grin before mentally asking his father, 'can I?'
"Yes son, it's your bloodline, so it's your choice who to tell, all I am is just someone to help you"
Grinning madly, he eyes the Hokage, "keep an eye on my eyes Jiji-Hokage!"
The old Sarutobi watches as Naruto's eyes changed from his normal Baby sky blue to a ocean dark blue, "Sarutobi-san, it is great to see you again," 'Naruto' said in a old familiar voice.
Widening his eyes, the old Hokage lost the pipe in his mouth, "M-Minato?!"
The young blond smiles his father's trademark soft smile before nodding, "hai, I'm sorry I never told you of my clan's bloodline but would you believe me if I told you our bloodline was our dead parent of the same gender would come and become apart of our son or daughter's life? If anything you would've locked me up and thrown away the key," the blond Hokage chuckles.
"Well then... I guess you already know how Naruto's been treated..." the elder Hokage sadly smiles, in a way that says that he tried everything he could.
"Well, while I'm not happy about his childhood, I am glad he has my additude about grudges... Kami only knows how this village would've survived if Naruto was a mini Kushina in that department."
Suddenly, all across the village, every man, woman and child who has ever wronged the young Uzumaki had a mental picture of a blonded version of Kushina when she was pissed, making the weak minded pass out with foam in their mouths and peed pants, the genin and low Chuunin passed out with either peed pants or foam mouths, the jonin just pee their pants, and the ANBU, both normal and ROOT, shudder in fear or cry out, "KUSHINA-SAMA PLEASE STOP HAUNTING ME!"
Sarutobi had a similar image in his head, but composed himself before he soiled himself, "w-well... I-I'm glad he isn't... Kami only knows as you said..."
Minato scratched his chin, thinking of the same image but he himself actually found Kushina's rage rather cute, "to be honest, I think I'm the only one who was able to stop Kushina's outbursts... geez... I just had a thought... if Naruto was born a girl, it would be Kushina who'd join Naruto, not me... the return of The Red-Hot Habanero..."
That thought only made the four in the room, Sarutobi-Hokage, Kakashi, Naruto, and Minato, even though he lives in Naruto's mind, all shudder.
"Was Ka-Chan really that scary?"
The adults only nod, causing Naruto to wet his jumpsuit before passing out.
Minato then stood up, "Sorry about my son... I'll go and get him clean, then once he gets up, I'll start teaching him the Chichi no seikaku bunshin no jutsu(1) so that I can be in his life outside of his body."
Minato then bows before using the move that gave him the name of Yellow Flash to go to his home.
Kakashi and the Hokage only smiles and thinks, 'things will get a little interesting now.'
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Well how'd you like this chapter!
Chichi no seikaku bunshin no jutsu(1): it's an OC shadow clone clan jutsu only the Namikaze members can use, and even tho his name is Uzumaki, Naruto is an Namikaze. This jutsu is to pull the spirit(or at least let the spirit split into two) of the parent and send itself to the outer world as a clone, but it'll look like the father/mother not the jutsu user. Think of it like a summons, only the handsigns to use this is Monkey, then the Plus handsign Naruto uses for Shadow clones. Now I bet you are wondering why so little handsigns, while there are more but because of Naruto's large Chakra reserves and Minato acting as a chakra balancer, they don't need as many handsigns, in fact, by Orochimaru's attack he should be able to use this jutsu with just the Plus handsign depending on how he trains!
Anyways that's all this time!
Ja Ne!
