Wei Ying and Jiang Yanli turned their heads to see a fuming Jiang Cheng with purple sparks flying around. He strode towards Wei Ying and grabbed his collar, lifting him from the ground where he was crouching a few moments ago. He looked into his eyes with fury like that of Madame Yu and asked in a low growl-
"Who was it?"
"I don't know." said Wei Ying in small child like voice.
"How the hell do you not know?" He hissed.
"Moreover how can someone steal a kiss from Yilling Patriarch?
And how come it was your first kiss?
Didn't you fooled around and flirted a lot." He was about to ask another hundred questions when his sister interjected.
"A Xian how about you tell us from the beginning."
~ A few moments later ~
"I see." Jiang Yanli said with a look on her face which could kill a fierce corpse again.
"Don't 'I see' it A Jie.
This idiot didn't even defend himself from a molester. It was this idiots first Kiss. What if he wanted to do more than a kiss? Huh, then what would you have done you idiot"
"How many times will you call me an idiot" asked Wei Ying while pouting.
"That's not the point" Jiang Cheng hissed again.
"I..Its not like I enjoyed it or anything. I just felt sorry for that shy Maiden. That's all." He tried to defend himself.
"I'm just bothered that my twenty year old virgin lips are not virgin anymore" he sat back down on the ground with knees to his chest.
"That's what you care about", purple sparks were again in the air.
"I will rub your lips with ZiDian until all trace of him is gone and then I'll chop his dick off" Jiang Cheng said with a darkened face.
With fake tears in his eyes Wei Ying clung to his sister's waist and wailed,
"Shijeee he's being mean to meeee, waaaaahhhhh, now I can't get married, waaahhhh" as he only heard the first part of what his Shidi said.
"A Cheng, what do you mean 'He'. I thought it was some maiden.", Jiang Yanli asked while patting her brother's head who was bawling like a baby.
"A Jie you don't believe that some 'shy maiden' was able to pin down this six foot tall idiot and kiss him until his knees gave out. It was obviously some perverted cut sleeve and I will make sure he won't be able produce any heirs."
Wei Ying looked at him with horror in his eyes and went back to his ranting again,
"So you think a guy took my first kiss, what if it's an old guy. What if it's someone like Jin GuangSlut. What if he has diseases? Ewwww." He cried again.
"No, but he was trembling, he must be inexperienced. So it was shy young man. Haha I am too handsome." Wei Ying said with a smug look on his face forgetting why he making a fuss altogether.
Jiang Cheng swears his brother's mood shifts faster than an arrow and was about to smack some sense into him when he felt a sinister aura beside him.
"Don't worry A Xian we will find this person and have a talk with him." Jiang Yanli took Wei Ying's face in her small hands and gently stroked his cheeks.
"No one can just defile my brother and live peacefully." She was smiling all the while. For once Jiang Cheng didn't miss the presence of his mother.
Wei Ying shudders and prays for that man's soul and decides to steer the conversation in other direction.
"By the way A Chenggg~ do you know that peacock confessed to Shije while screaming in front of about twenty people and then ran away like a princess." He says in a gleeful tone.
Jiang Cheng understands that his idiot brother doesn't really want to kill his offender because he thinks lowly of himself but he will definitely torture that person into hell. Moving on to another nuisance, he turned towards his sister whose aura is back to normal.
"It seems that he finally got his brain in the right position. What do you think of it A Jie?"
"Oho are we talking about me now, hmm I like his sincerity and his bashfulness. I guess I wouldn't mind his company in the future though." She said with a smile filled with warmth,
"Oh and A Xian don't worry we will find you secret admirer soon. For now let's go and how about I prepare your favourite soup for you two".
"Yeah", both boys said in unison while smiling. (Wei Ying was grinning while Jian Cheng just curved lips upward)
As they began to leave they noticed another three figures coming in their direction. Two white robed figure and one short gold one.
"I am pretty sure it was coming from this direction Er-Ge" said the tiny man to his beautiful sworn brother.
"Yes A Yao, we should check if someone's hurt." The first Jade said with mild concern in his voice.
As the company of three made their way towards a large boulder three familiar faces came into view.
Lan Wangji's heart started pounding a thousand times per minute as he caught the glimpse of a man who was smiling so brightly that the sun would feel dull in comparison. He also noted the man and woman with purple robes who looked a bit tense from behind.
A prickling realisation downed on him as he realised what could have happened and a sweat drop trickled near his perfectly shaped eyebrows.
The famous brother reader took note of that sweat drop on his brother's face. He could see the discomfort in his brother's pale eyes which were fixed on a certain demonic cultivator. His brother was spacing out a lot today after the events with the Jin cultivators. Of course it is in his brother's nature to help an old friend but to think he drew his sword against someone was certainly typical. Well anyway Wangji tended to behave a little erratic around the troublemaker since their first meeting so it was amusing, especially a lot more these past few years since he started cultivating the heretic path. Could it be this was more than worry?
"Wangji are you worried about Young master Wei?"
"No" came the reply in the famous flat tone but Lan XiChen being the best big brother caught the little tremble and hesitation in his voice.
"Oh. I see then. ^_^" he replied with a wide smile on his face saying 'I know everything'. He chuckled in his mind at thought of his baby brother going though denial.
He saw Wangji swallowing a lump in his throat and decided to leave his brother for now, as they have some people to greet.
