Hurray lets get on with the story
Kyuubi sat in her container rather happy her container was matureing nicely "What a wonderfull body" she groaned watching him as he cut his hair in the mirror " Its so cute the way he cutes his own hair and does such a bad job" Kyuubi adored her container it didn't take long till she discovered who her container she felt pain thinking of the troble she had caused her little Kit she was so glad when he had come to her and asked her for help for her chakra "More like demanded she laughed he was so much like his father it seemed he never really left
"Kit" Kyuubi said to him
"Yeah what is it fox" Naruto said warmly trying to focus
"Its uneven" Kyuubi said Naruto sighed then begain to correct it "Happy birth day kit i would got ya a present but its so hard to get out these days for me" Kyuubi said smileing a huge grin
"Yup fourteen today" Naruto said sound heartbroken
"I got a full proof plan to avoid those damn assholes" Kyuubi said seeing a small glint of hope in his eyes "Theres a little place just outside the viliage if you hurray we can be there before dawn" Kyuubi as Naruto took off to the east as Kyuubi had instructed him
"Hey Kyuubi why are you always helping me" Naruto asked "Not that i don't appreciate it i really do matter of fact i kind of think of you as a dad" Naruto said Kyuubi's brain almost broke from the comment she begain to think and her voice did get a bit deeper in her animal form and it was only in that form that she could talk to him
"Kit what can i say you grow on people or foxes as the case may be" she said in more of a half truth than anything else.
"Kyuubi could you talk to me so i don't feel so alone" Naruto asked as he leaned against the cave wall
"Yeah kit you should be concerned when you want the voices in yer head to talk to ya but since pinky is off at suna and little emo pussy is takeing the snakes anaconda in his ass i guess its understandable" she said wishing she could wrap her arms around him to make him feel less alone and safe "I wonder whats up with that and i use this term loosly guy hmm mabye he got sand in his mangina" Kyubbi said smileing
"Mangina" Naruto said asking curiously
"Kit a mangina is where someone has a vagina and a penus " Kyuubi explained the best she could the blush on his face was well worth the effort
"I just remember why i don't talk to you" Naruto said rubbing his head tyring to get the images out
"Lighten up kit speaking of penuses hows your third leg" Kyuubi asked enjoying the even dark shade of red her turned
"Its not that big" Naruto said shifting uncomfortablely
"Kid i think your the only guy who does not enjoy hearing that he has a huge penus seriously kid you could kill a bull elephant with that" Kyuubi said snickering happily at his discomfort.
"You have a perverted mind" Naruto said scoldingly to the demon
"Hey i bet if you showed that thing to pinky she would jump on it like a bitch in heat" Kyuubi said smileing warmly
"Stop it " Naruto said she saw a tent form in his pants
"I am sorry kit how bout we talk about oh i got it i will tell ya a story" Kyuubi said wishing she could grab that enormous length and show him how to use it.
"Sounds good" Naruto said
"Okay here it goes i knew this boy he was about twelve and he started noticeing girl but they hated him who know why but he learned the Kage bushin technique and invted this thing called the sexy no justsu then he fucked his clone but after he came into the little hot sweety girl version of himself it poofed and he remembered himself fucking himself" Kyuubi said laughing so hard she thought her ribs would break
"Damn it Kyuubi"Naruto said the memory haunting him.
"Calm down kid okay i will tell you about my villiage sound good" Kyuubi said decideing to leave him be for a little while
Oh that clone thing is just funny