CHAPTER ONE
Lois, Chloe, and Clark were all seated at one of the many tables that occupied the talon talking about random stuff while waiting for the waitress though they didn't have to wait long making her way over to them was a petite blond
"Are you ready to order?" the blond asked
"Yes I'll have black coffee one cup of cream and two shot's of sugar" Clark said automatically
"Alright and you?" the waitress said writing down Clarks order
"Um I'll have French vanilla coffee and two shot's of sugar" Chloe said after a minute
"Okay and you?"
"Yeah I'll have walnut with one cup of cream and three shots of sugar" Lois said really needing a caffeine boost
"Um are you sure you should be drinking that especially in your condition?" the waitress asked a bit unsure
"What condition?" Lois asked confused about what the waitress was talking about
"You know being pregnant with Clarks baby" the waitress replied
"WHAT!" Clark, Lois, and Chloe yelled all at the same time
"Oh you probably didn't want people finding out yet I'll just go get you two your coffee and you some tea I hear it helps with morning sickness" the blond said walking away to get the orders leaving the three in a state of shock
After a few minutes Clark was able to find his voice
"What just happened" Clark said turning to Chloe
"Apparently everybody thinks you got Lois pregnant" Chloe said but her mind wasn't catching up
Too bad Chloe didn't see Lana walked in to the Talon but she only caught 'you got Lois pregnant'
"So it's true you got Lois pregnant" Lois said loud enough that it caught their attention
"Lana what are you doing here" Clark asked completely ignoring her previous comment
"I came here looking for you guys to see if the rumors were true and apparently they are, how could you do this to me Clark and with Lois of all people" Lana said not realizing that she just snapped Lois out of her internal shock
"Hey! What's wrong with me carrying Smallville JR." Lois said standing up now in front of Lana
"This isn't any of your business Lois this is between me and Clark" Lana said stepping back from the intimidating blond
"Oh it has everything to do with me but the person it has nothing to do with is you Lana" Lois said glaring at Lana
"Clark are you going to let her talk to me like that" Lana said knowing that Clark wouldn't stand for this
"Um sorry Lana but I don't want to be on Lois's bad side it's bad enough I have to sleep on the couch" Clark said without thinking
Whispers erupted throughout the Talon things like "he must have pissed her off so she kicked him out of the bed" or "she might want him to keep his distance at night because he might want to start things"
"Um Clark you do realize you just screwed you and Lois right" Chloe whispered to Clark not wanting others to hear
"Why can't I ever just have a normal is it too much to ask after saving the world thousands of times and when I do have a normal day I'm stuck in some gossip drama about me impregnating Lois" Clark whispered back forgetting about how close Lois was to Lana and was ready to swing well that was until he heard Lois
"What did you just call me?" Lois yelled
"If I'm correct I didn't stutter I called you the thing that you are a home wreaker" Lana yelled back
"Oh I think your mistaken princess for me to be a home wreaker there would have to be a home to wreak" Lois said in a bitch-please tone
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Lana asked in an irritated voice
"Come on Lana I know you're not that dumb what do you think I mean for me to have wreaked your and Clarks relationship there would have to be one and if my memories serve me right you left Clark because he was hiding a secret well guess what everybody has something to hide it makes you normal but I guess you couldn't handle that he wouldn't tell you everything so go to someone who is nothing but secrets and your fine with that, Clark is a big boy Lana I'm sure he can make his own choices about his life" Lois said out loud but said this part so only Lana could her "and his women" which pissed Lana off to no end
"I know Clark can make his own choices but I don't think good enough for him" Lana said in a-matter-of-fact tone
"Ha Ha and you are? At least I don't treat him as if he's a safety net face it Lana you cant stand competition because you now there's a chance you might loose and that starts to happen you cat walk your ass back claiming you love him, your pathetic" Lois said and turned to sit back down
But was pulled back by the hair by Lana which was a big mistake on Lana's part giving the fact that Lois is an army brat and knows how to defend herself and she did just that Lois turned around making Lana let go of her hair and did an uppercut making Lana stumble back then get punched in the cheek making her fall fully to the floor only to get pinned down and repeatedly get punch in the face
It seemed like forever to Lana but it was only thirty seconds until Lois was pulled off of her by both Clark and Chloe
"Lois stop! Chloe take her outside and put her in the car so she can cool down I'll be right out" Clark said letting go of Lois arm and made sure that Lois was out of the talon before he turned around to face Lana who was still on the floor
"I should press charges on her for assault" Lana said getting up
"You have got to be kidding me! She should be the one pressing charges on you! You attacked her first she did the only thing she could defend herself an she did one hell of a job" Clark yelled as he looked at Lana who had a busted lip, bruised chin and cheek, bloody nose, and a swollen eye that was sure to turn black soon 'man Lois was only on her for a few seconds and she did that much damage'
"Clark how could defined her look what she did to me" Lana said in disbelief of what she was hearing
"And I can't believe you don't expect me to you come up to our table insult her and when she does the mature thing you start a fight with her and then start complaining about pressing charges that's just…, you know what just forget it" Clark said heading for the door but turned around and said "oh and Lana if you ever touch her again I won't hold her back" and left
Lana was left speech less she looked around and saw everyone starring at her feeling embarrassed she ran outside to call Lex to pick her up
Inside everybody who witnessed what happened were now talking about it and calling people to tell to everyone.