Chapter 2: Beer? OK!

Bowser: So, what's gonna happen in this chapter?

KBF: I can't tell you now…They're all watching….

Bowser: Who? Who's watching?

KBF: SHH! They'll read you.

Bowser: What the hell are you talking about?

KBF: THE READERS! I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT'S ABOUT NOW CAUSE THEY CAN SEE WHAT I TYPE! Oh crap…they read that…and that too! CRAP…

Bowser: I honestly don't understand this guy. He's the author, though. On to the story.

Luigi: "Mario! Calm down! Speak in-a-english!"

Mario was still panting from running, yelling, reading, screaming, gasping, choking for air, standing, and thinking all at the same time.

Mario: (Cough Cough) "Ok…I got this letter from…guess who…"

"Bowser?"

"Of course…"

"(Sigh) Princess again?"

"Nope."

"Really? Then what?"

"Here. Read it-a-yourself."

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Peach and Daisy, on the other hand, were calm about this. Well, at least Peach was.

Daisy: "Wow! He invited us? Cool! So…are we gonna go?"

Peach: "Well…I guess…he said he wouldn't…but…

"Aww come on. Like he can actually do it with Mario and Luigi around."

"Hmm….I don't know…"

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Luigi: "Wha?! Is he serious!? FREE beer!?"

Mario: "Yeah, and he said he wouldn't kidnap the Princess. Besides, I always kick his ass in the end. We'll be safe."

"Let's-a-go!"

"Wait Luigi, it's tonight, not-"

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Toadette: "The red one, the pink one!"

Toad: "Oh, sorry. I just don't see why the red scarf isn't as good as-

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Diddy: "The ones we have over here. See? The six-packs, or the five-packs."

DK: "Well, we'll just take all of them."

Dixie: "I don't understand men and beer. But, I'll do it for fun."

DK: "Mmmkaayyy…..All set up for-"

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Wario: "Tonight is gonna be awesome! FREE BEER! That fatassed turtle finally gave in to my awsomeness and-a-respects me!

Waluigi: "Oh, yeah, he TOTALLY respects you."

"I know he does. Watch, I'm gonna prove I can do anything! I'm gonna break a bottle right over his fat-"

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Yoshi: "Head…ow…my head hurts…where did I go? Oh yeah! Bowser's party! Gotta get ready!! But first…BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone was off getting ready for Bowser's big party. But, did he have something sinister planned? Oh wait…no. He doesn't. He actually just wants to have a good time.

He was off getting ready too. But, getting ready wasn't exactly what it's described as…

Wendy: "Daddy! Can we go? Please?"

Bowser: "Sorry, but only the oldest koopas can go. Roy and Ludwig, that's it."

Morton: "Aww…but daddy! I'm old enough, right?"

"No, you can when you're older. You can't handle what's gonna go on in this party."

Ludwig: "Hey, don't worry, I'm zure zou'll have partiez like zis one when zou get older."

Bowser Jr: "But I'm still 5 years old…"

Bowser: "Aww, don't worry."

Bowser picked him up, and walked away from the group while Ludwig and Roy fought off the angered koopalings.

"I'm gonna teach you everything I know, a lot of the stuff they won't. Like Koopa Magic! Watch!"

All of a sudden, Bowser opened his hand, and a lollipop appeared in his palm 2 seconds after.

Bowser Jr: "Wow! Cool! Teach me Daddy!"

"You can't do it now. But in 2 years or so, Kammy and I can start training you!"

"Aww….I wish I was older.."

"Heh heh...now come on. Hey guys! Everyone but Roy and Ludwig, upstairs to Kammy, Now!"

Koopalings: "Aww…yes daddy…"

The Koops, except of course Roy and Ludwig, headed upstairs to Kammy. Kammy would put them to bed later, and help Bowser set up the party.

Bowser: "Ok, now you two are gonna help me set up, ok?"

Roy: "Uhh…I'm too lazy."

Ludwig: "I don't feel like it."

"DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT STAYING!"

Ludwig and Roy: "OKAY! OKAY!! Fine…"

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It was almost time and everyone was ready. Everyone bought so much beer, I don't feel like describing what they brought or how much!!!! Yay!!

KBF: So?

Bowser: Awsome, I'd say. 2 reviews…and a minigame idea-

KBF: Which I might use.

Bowser: Who said this was going in my party?

KBF: Me.

Bowser: Obviously you don't want to get hurt. MABYE.

KBF: Okay. (Shakes) Click in next time for a new chapter!

Bowser: OBEY ME AUTHOR! YOU MUST KILL MARIO!

KBF: YES, MY MASTER.