Heya Everyone! Heres the next interview. Today my special guests were none other than Axel, Roxas, Yuffie and Demyx! Annnnnnd some other unexpected people. Seifer, Fuu and Rai, to be exact. *__*Me: So, hi guys…and, uh, Girl. How are you?
Roxas: *shrugs* I'm good.
Axel: Oh, you're better than good, Roxy.
Yuffie: Why am I the only girl here?! *facepalms*
Demyx: Does anyone want to listen to some music?! *glances around hopefully*
Me: Uh, not right now, Demyx.
Demyx: *pouts*
Me: *huggles Demyx* Why do all you guys look so cute when you pout?!
Demyx: I am NOT cute!
Yuffie: *puts hand on Dem's shoulder sympathetically* She's right, Dem.
Axel: Even Roxy looks cute when he pouts
Roxas: I do NOT!
Axel: *smirks*
Me: Argh! Stop distracting me with how cute and sexy you are!!! *calms down* So, Axel. Can I ask you a question?
Axel: Shoot.
Me: Okay. So, I take it you like fire?
Axel: Is it that obvious?
Roxas: Yeh, he's a pyro.
Demyx: Mmm-hmm. *nods*
Axel: Well, I wouldn't say I was a pyro…
Yuffie: Axel. You like to set things on fire for the fun of it. How are you not a pyro?!
Me: She's right, Axel.
Axel: Well, it is fun!
Me: Sadly, I know exactly what you mean. Ah, memories of science at school…
Roxas: Fire is kinda, I dunno, amazing to watch..
Yuffie: OMFG I'm surrounded by pyromaniacs! Argh! *gets up to run away*
Me: No Yuffie, don't go! The interview isn't finished yet!
Demyx: Yeah! And I'm not a pyro! I'm the complete opposite! I like water!
Axel: Just forget her. Besides, I like it better when it's just me an' sunshine here.
Roxas: Stop calling me that!
Me: I'll give you sea-salt ice cream if you stay!
Yuffie: Oooo Yay! *takes popsicle*
Axel: And what about us?
Me: Fine. *hands out ice cream to all*
Demyx: Yay!
Axel: Mmm. Tastes like Roxas.
Everyone: WHAT!?!?
Roxas: *nearly chokes on ice cream*
Axel: It's what his skin tastes like. Salty, but sweet. *smirks*
Yuffie: Okay, TOO MUCH INFORMATION, Axel!
Me: No no, tell us more! This'll make a great interview!
Axel: Well…
Roxas: *looking mortified* NO! *attempts to tackle Axel to ground but fails miserably*
Axel: *laughing* I was kidding, Sunshine! I just like to see you when you're angry.
Roxas: *frowns, but because of his overly cute features its more like a pout*
Yuffie: Look away! Roxas is pouting! *shields eyes*
Me: *shields eyes incase of more fangirl-ism*
Demyx: Uh…
Yuffie: Is it safe?
Roxas: *extremely pissed off* Yes.
Me: *uncovers eyes and turns back to Axel* So, we don't get to know about Roxas' sex life?
Axel: 'Afraid not.
Me: Damn.
Roxas: *looks relieved*
Me: Anyway, now a question for Roxas. Can you show us your two keyblades?
Roxas: Sure. *summons Ultima keyblade and Two Across keyblade*
Me: OMFG WOW THEY IS SO AWESOME AND PRETTY *strokes keyblades*
Yuffie: Yeh, yours are so much better than Sora's!
Axel: *laughs* Yes, Roxy may look cute, but he's deadly with these things.
Roxas: I am NOT cute!
Axel: *raises eyebrow*
Yuffie: Uh-huh, you just keep telling yourself that, Roxas.
Me: Yep.
Demyx: It's true.
Roxas: *pouts*
Me: Argh, he's pouting again! Axel, make him stop!
Axel: *jumps Roxas, making the couch fall backward*
Me: …
Yuffie: Good thing we weren't sitting on that couch.
Me: *nodding in agreement* Too right.
Demyx: I…think I'm gonna go now. Besides, I was gonna go meet Zexy anyway! Bye!
Yuffie: Buh-bye Dem!
Me: Seeya!
Demyx: *walks out door*
Yuffie: …
Me: …
Yuffie: Are they gonna, you know, stop?
Me: Nope. Axel is in control.
Yuffie: Ah.
Me: …
Yuffie: …
Me: This is getting awkward. Do you wanna leave them to it and get some pizza?
Yuffie: Yeah, all right.
5 minutes later, at the pizza parlour-
Me: *sitting at table with Yuffie* Hey, isn't that Seifer and his friends?
Yuffie: 'Tis.
Me: I know! I'll interview them! *calls over to them*
Seifer: What do you want?
Me: I wanna interview you!
Seifer: Whatever.
Yuffie: *ready to kill Seifer*
Me: Sooo, what are you doin' here?
Rai: We're gettin' pizza, y'know?
Fuu: Lunch.
Seifer: Yeh. Now, are you done or what?
Me: Just le'me ask a few more questions!
Seifer: Make it quick.
Fuu: Fast.
Rai: We're hungry, y'know?
Yuffie: So…annoying…must…resist…urge to…kill…
Me: Okay okay! One more! Um…Where were you just before?
Seifer: What's it to you?
Fuu: Away.
Rai: The Struggle, y'know?
Seifer: Why the hell did you tell her that!?
Rai: I'm hungry, y'know?
Fuu: Idiot.
Me: Um…
Yuffie: *gives in to killing urge and attacks Seifer and Rai*
Fuu: Hurt.
Seifer: *sprawled on ground* What the hell did you do that for, bitch?!
Rai: She's crazy, y'know?!
Me: Yuffie, was that really necessary?
Yuffie: Yep.
Seifer: *gets up and walks towards us*
Yuffie: Wow, he looks pissed.
Me: You wanna start running now?
Yuffie: Yep.
Me: *running*
Yuffie: *running*
Me: I think we lost 'em. Lets go check on Axel and Roxas.
Yuffie: I hope they're still wearing clothes.
Me: Teehee I don't! *pulls out camera phone*
-Now outside door to room where Axel and Roxas were left-
Yuffie: *opens door* What the hell!?
Me: What?! What?! *looks around hopefully*
Yuffie: They're playing Guitar Hero!? *pointing at Axel and Roxas in front of the TV with guitars*
Me: Uh…
Yuffie: …
Roxas: You guys wanna play too?
Me: YES I LOVE GUITAR HERO IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Yuffie: GIMME THAT GUITAR!
Axel and Roxas: *sweatdrops*
Yes, um, well, you can guess what happened after that. Anyway, that was the second interview! And I didn't expect to interview Seifer, Rai and Fuu, it just suddenly came up while I was typing!
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