AYUKAZI: Yo! What's up peoples? Ayukazi...
KIRA: and "Kitty" here
AYUKAZI: I read over the first chapter and I noticed something. I forgot to tell you that the whole Dimension traveling thing…. I made it up… I've never been to Germany.
KIRA: or to any where else...
AYUKAZI: What she said, and I forgot to say what the C. were
C.D.T= Chakra Detection Training. AKA: Cosplay hide and seek. There, now you know! YAY! HAPPY FACE!
KIRA: We're still waiting for the brain scan to come back.
AYUKAZI: HEY!
KIRA: We don't own Naruto. Sorry to make your life horrible.
AYUKAZI: enjoy. While I grow mushrooms in my emo corner.
KIRA: Grow up.
Chapter Two
Shay's P.O.V.
"Guys, I think, we have an Uchiha with us." Ana said, smiling that smile. She walked back over to the unconscious Uchiha on her floor and leaned over him.
"Be careful, Ana. You don't know how he'll react when he wakes up!" I said. My friend looked up at me and smiled. We were all to focused on panicking about my friend's smile to notice Itachi twitch and move. Ana pulled a complete ninja move, well sort of. All she did was look up at her ceiling as a Kunai whizzed by her face.
"Holy shit!" Kira yelled. We all looked down at the only ninja in the room that could be carrying a kunai. No, not Kira. Itachi.
"You have fifty seconds to tell me where I am and who you are!" He said. Ana was the one to speak up.
"Okay, YourinBlackfoot,Idaho. I'mAna,thisisKira,Shay,Amanda,Nyisha,Miranda,
Brianna, andfinally,mycousin, ninjaaswell." She took in a much needed breath.
"What?" he said.
"You said I had fifty seconds." She said, panting. Itachi glared, pulling out another kunai. Ana smiled her challenge smile. She jumped and pulled the kunai out of the ceiling.
"Oh, no. Now you've done it! You challenged her! No, I don't wanna watch. I'm going home! If I stay I'll have to clean up the blood!" I whined, hoping that he would back down. Nope! I forgot, Itachi's the pure ninja.
"I'll try not to hurt her too bad." He said, then lunged at her. CRAP! Ana surprised us all. She jumped on Itachi's back and pinned him so he couldn't move his arms. She set the kunai at his throat. We acted nervous. Kira smiled and nodded. I acted akward and panic-ey.
"That's my girl." Kira said.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." I said. Everyone shifted uncomfortably. We acted scared, except Kira, but we all knew she wouldn't. Ana suddenly laughed.
"Hah! That crap won't work on me! I know you too well!" She said, covering his eyes. I kept muttering "No," until Ana said.
"He isn't fooled, Shay. He knows you've seen me kill before." She said.
"I don't wanna see again!" I yelled. Ana just smiled.
"Think, Shay. If Itachi is here, Sasori can't be too far behind." Kira said.
"And Kisa-Chan?" Amanda squeaked. She got strange looks from all of us.
"Sorry." She said.
"How do you know the Akatsuki?" Itachi said. We looked at each other.
"Who wants to explain this one?" Ana asked. We looked at each other again. Ana glared at us.
"COME ON! I SAID WHO WE WERE AND FOUGHT HIM! ONE OF YOU EXPLAIN THE MANGA OR ANIME!" She yelled.
"Anime? Manga? What are you talking about?" Itachi said. We stared.
"YOUR KIDDING!" Kira and Ana said. I sighed.
"Manga: Jap-" I started.
"I know what it is. What one are you talking about?" We looked at each other.
"The one your in." Kira said
Kira's P.O.V.
"The one I'm in?" Itachi said. Ana slid off of him. He sat up and glared at her. She smiled. He turned back to me.
"Explain." I glared at him and said nothing. We had a glare off. Ana sighed.
"Kira doesn't take orders. She only speaks when she feels its right. Be carful when you speak to her. The smallest things set her off." Ana said. I flipped her off she smiled.
"Love you, too, Kira." She said. I growled. I sighed and gave in.
"Ana, where do you keep the Manga?" I said.
"Zack's room."
"Ew! I'm not going in there!"
"That's why I'm the alpha." She sighed and got up. She left the room and went into her brother's room. We sat there and stared at Itachi. He stared back.
"Sooooooooooooooooooooo… Itachi…" Amanda said.
"Hn." Itachi said.
"She's just taking everything in. She's slow. Wait for it. Shay," I said. Shay moved behind Amanda.
Relax, I'm not going to faint." Amanda said. Itachi's head suddenly snapped towards the window.
"Did I just feel Kisame's chakra?" Itachi asked.
"Three. Two. One." I said. Amanda fell backwards into Shay's arms.
"So, Kisame's here now, is he?" I asked.
"No. I just wanted to see what would happen." Itachi said, a small smile spreading across his face. I pulled me camera out of my pocket and took a picture of him smiling. Ana came back in. Her hat was falling off and she had a stain of what I hoped was peanut butter on her jeans. She dropped the book in front of Itachi.
"NOW I remember why I locked the door to his room." She said, fixing her hat.
"What's on your pants?" Shay asked. She looked.
"Either dog crap or some really old Ketchup." She said. Shay, Tabetha, and Brianna left the room. We heard what sounded like hurling.
"I better not have to clean that up!" She said, rather calm for having a smoking hawt Uchiha in the same room as her. She noticed Amanda unconscious on the floor.
"Kisame?" She asked.
"Joke" I said.
"She DOES know you guys can't sense him, right?" She asked. We turned to Itachi. Ana's eyes widened.
"Uchiha pulled a prank in a new world, on his first day?" We nodded. She smirked.
"Hot." She muttered. Itachi ignored her, looking at the cover of the book. He glared at it as Shay, Tabetha and Brianna walked back in.
"So, in this dimension, my dimension is some thing you read for entertainment?" He asked.
"That's correct." Miranda said, making us all jump. She had been so quiet we'd forgotten she was there.
"There's also fan flashes and other spoofs about it on the internet. For example; The Tobi Show and The Hidan show." I said. Itachi cocked an eyebrow at me. Ana stood and walked up to her bag and pulled out her laptop. She sat down next to Itachi and pulled up YouTube. She typed some thing in and then clicked on some thing. From the computer, we heard, "When you walk away, I count the steps that you take. Do you see how much I need you right now?"
"ZETSU- SAN!" Brianna shrieked. Ana paused the flash and we all looked at her.
"Shut up." She said blushing.
"You've just witnessed a fan girl in action." I said. Ana finished watching the flash and then pulled up….
"I am a superstar with a big, big house and a big, big car. I am a superstar and I don't care who you are!"
"NO!" We all yelled. Ana laughed at us. Itachi's usually calm face was twisted in shock. His mouth hung open and his eyes were widened.
"Why, am I, a… girl?" He said. Ana shrugged.
"People come up with wired things to put up on YouTube. For example…" She typed,
"Episode 4 of Dana- Chan's-"
"OH JASHIN, NO!" I yelled.
"THE HIDAN SHOW!"(1) She yelled and hit play. Itachi watched part one silently. We left the room for part two. We waited out side the door, waiting to hear Itachi scream, "WHAT THE HELL?" Nothing came. We looked at each other.
"Maybe he had a heart attack?" Shay suggested.
"DO IT AGAIN!" Tabetha yelled.
"SHUT UP! IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Ana yelled from the inside of the room. We laughed then smacked Tabby.
"OW!" We laughed again. We heard Itachi and Ana talking.
"Shut up fools." I said. They stopped laughing.
"Yeah. It's one of the oldest Akatsuki jokes. It was funny at first, but now it's just dumb." Ana said.
"What are the other old jokes?" Itachi asked. Ana's heart must be exploding. All alone in a room with the dead sexy Itachi Uchiha. Poor Ana.
"There's only one other one." She said.
"And that would that be?" He asked.
"Deidara: Boy or girl?" He thought for a moment.
"Deidara is a boy." He said. Miranda sighed in relief.
"Are you sure?" Ana asked. We heard some music play.
"Hn." We waited.
"Oh… Now I wonder as well." He said. Ana laughed. Hmmm. Itachi was adapting fast. The door opened Ana and Itachi stood there.
"Let's finish cleaning. It's getting late. Let's finish up." She said. It took us an hour to finish cleaning. In that hour, we were whipped out. Itachi was exhausted from the trip here.
"'night guys. Ana said, Heading for her room.
"Hn." Itachi said from the floor. I got an idea.
"Hey, Ana, one request before bed." I said.
"Hn?" She said. I smiled.
Ana's P.O.V.
"Evil Angel." Kira Said. Your kidding. She wants me to sing? Really? It's not that I suck. I'm a really good singer but, In front of Itachi? I get quiet.
"Come on Aw-nie! Sing!" Tabetha said.
"Shut up, Tabby." I said.
"Yes, Ana. Sing. I've never heard you do a solo. Come on, sing." Miranda said. I sighed. I may be our alpha. But the three betas are obeyed. The betas: Shay, Kira, and Miranda. I obeyed them even though I was the Pain of our eight person girls-only Akatsuki wannabes.
"Fine." I muttered. My friends plus Itachi sat on the couch and watched me. Kira hit play on her iPod that was connected to my speakers. I inhaled and began to sing.
Hold it together, Birds of a feather,
Nothing but lies and broken wings.
I have the answer, spreading the cancer
You are the faith inside me.
No, don't leave me to die here,
Help me survive here.
Alone, don't remember, remember.
Put me to sleep Evil Angel.
Open your wings Evil Angel.
Fall!
I'm a believer, nothing could be worse.
All of these imaginary friends, hiding betrayal,
Driving the nail, hoping to find the savior.
No, don't leave me to die here,
Help me survive here.
Alone, don't surrender, surrender
Put me to sleep Evil Angel.
Open your wings Evil Angel.
Oh, fly over me Evil Angel.
Why can't I breathe Evil Angel?
Put me to sleep Evil Angel.
Open your wings Evil Angel.
Oh, fly over me Evil Angel.
Why can't I breathe Evil Angel?"
I inhaled and headed for my room.
"There, I sang, you happy? Good. Good night." I said. I walked in to my room, threw my crap on the floor and fell on my bed, not bothering to take off my shoes. I heard a knock at my door. Wired, my friends never knock.
"Come in" I muttered. The door creaked open. Itachi was on the other side with Miranda.
"You sing to damn well. I hate you, ya' know!" Miranda said. I flipped her off she laughed.
"You do have a good voice." Itachi said. I looked at him.
"Thanks." I said. My heart rate it the roof. Damn. Itachi had the effect on me that my ex- boyfriend, Sam, used to have. Hello, fan girl.
"Good night, Ana, Was it?" he said, I nodded, he smirked.
"Good night, Ana." He said, leaving with Miranda right behind him.
"Miranda!" I called.
"Yo?" She said.
"Hands off, that one's mine."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, emo Uchiha ain't my type. I want an artist." She said. Call me crazy, but I swear to almighty Jashin above, my silent and most mature friends' tongue hung out of her mouth. I should call her therapist. I thought and fell asleep.
The next morning, I woke up to my cousin and Brianna arguing again.
"SHUT THE HELL UP! IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE AWAKE! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING AGAIN?" I yelled, running down stairs and shutting them up by slapping Brianna and throwing Tabetha out side. Don't worry, their okay. At least, Tabetha was. Just kidding. Brianna is fine… I think.
"How many times do I have to tell you, not before ten?" I said. It was nine thirty.
"Sorry." They said.
"You always are." I said. I went back into my room and changed my cloths. I came back down stairs and made breakfast for everyone. I make some pretty good pancakes. I made one for everyone, even Itachi, if he would eat it. What? I've never seen him eat. I went into the dining room and set them down on the table.
"BREAKFAST IS READY!" I yelled. Shay, Kira, Amanda, Brianna, and Tabetha piled into the room and sat at the table and grabbed their pancake. I stared at them. We were missing two people, not counting me. Who was it? Oh! Right!
"Where's Miranda and Itachi?" I asked.
"Itachi's on the roof, trying to accept that he's in another world alone and Miranda is a sleep on the couch." Kira said. Of course. I sighed and hiked up to the roof. Yup, just like Kira said, Itachi was there.
"Hey. I made pancakes; it would be a shame if you missed out." I said. Itachi looked over his shoulder at me.
"Hn." He said. I beamed. I am fluent in the language of Uchiha.
"Yay!" I said and walked back in with him. Wait… am I forgetting something? Just then, I heard Miranda moan in her sleep. Oh yeah. Kira, Amanda and Tabetha had already finished their pancakes (Record time!) and trying to wake up Miranda. I checked the clock. Ten fifteen, even I would be up by now.
"Mi-mi! Wake up! Mi-mi!" Tabetha said, shaking Miranda. (Kira's note: Like your new nick name, Miranda?) (Ayukazi's note: It was Kira's Idea! I have nothing to do with this chapter! It's all Kira here!) Miranda grunted and slapped Tabetha.
"OW!" She said. I sighed.
"Guys, your not doing it right. You don't wake someone up with a stupid nickname!" I said. My two friends and cousin glared at me.
"Then how do you do it?" Kira said. I grinned.
"Like this." I stood in front of the couch.
"MIRANDA! DEIDARA IS HERE!" I yelled. Miranda rolled over.
"Not until ten…" She said. My friends and cousin laughed.
"Let me try that again," I in haled. "MIRANDA! HIDAN IS SACRIFICING DEIDARA!" I shrieked. Miranda shot up.
"DAMN JASHINIST! I'LL RIP OUT YOUR GUTS, PUT THEM IN A STEW, SEND THEM THROUGH A SAWMILL AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!" She screamed. We laughed. Itachi stared.
"What?" Miranda asked.
"That's how you wake someone up." I said.
"Where's Deidara?" Miranda asked. Kira and Amanda laughed while Tabetha pouted and left the room.
"What's up with her?"
"You kind of slapped her when she tried to wake you up." I explained.
"Sorry Tabby!" Miranda called.
"Whatever!" She called.
"Cheerleader!" I yelled.
"You got a problem with that?"
"Do you two always fight like that?" Itachi asked.
"Cousins!" everyone said. I nodded.
After breakfast, we went out back for some sparring. First up, Me versus Kira.
"Scared?" I asked.
"In your dreams." She said. I grinned.
"Ready…" Tabetha called running back to the "Safe tree" We nodded. "FIGHT!"
I ducked and jumped back. Kira flipped back, then ran at me. I blocked her punch and ducked her second hit, then kicked her legs out form under her, than flipped back.
"COME ON KIRA! KNOCK HER HAT OFF!" Tabetha cheered.
"WHAT THE HELL? TRAITOR!" I yelled. Kira punched me. I turned back to the fight. I grabbed her fist, flipped her, chicken winged her, and pinned her.
"GO ANA!" "WOOO-HOOO!" Miranda and Amanda cheered.
"ANA WINS!" Tabetha called. I stood by the winner's tree. Next, Miranda versus Nyisha. Ha, this is like our own chuning exams. Itachi watched, interested. It looked as if Nyisha was going to win, until I lost my cool.
"COME ON MIRAND! DON'T BE AFRAID TO HIT A GIRL WITH GLASSES!" I yelled. Miranda flipped Nyisha and held her down with her knee until Tabetha called winner.
"Why don't you use jutsu?" Itachi asked as Miranda joined us at the tree.
"We don't have any. We can only use Taijutsu!" I laughed. The fight between Tabetha and Shay began.
"GO SHAY! KNOCK HER ON HER BUTT!" I called.
"TRAITOR!" Tabetha called. I smiled as Shay pinned her.
"WHO AM I AGINST?" Amanda asked. I looked up at Itachi.
"You want to go at it?" I asked him.
"Hn."
"She's not that big of a wimp."
"Hn."
"Come on! I've seen Amanda take down the foot ball Captain!" (A/N: It's true, She has!)
"Hn."
"She can take you!"
"Hn."
"Hn."
"Hn."
"Hn."
"Fine."
"YAY!" Itachi jumped down from the tree.
"You actually understand him, un?" I turned, and fell on my butt. Right behind me, was the rest of the Akatsuki.
Dun- dun- Daaaaaaaaaaaaah! Hope you liked it! Yeah, I know. Still long. Kira wrote this, that's why Nyisha was knocked on her butt. Usually, Nyisha could wipe the floor with Miranda. Kidding! Anyways, Kira wrote this before she left for Washington. She'll be back by 5:00am tomorrow. Again, really long, sorry, on the bright side, Chapter three will probly be up by the time your done reading this one if your a slow reader! ^^' yeah, no… probly not.
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